The female brain cell

[Ranger Mom]

"A Female Brain Cell"

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still
no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared
and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO!!! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away:

"We're down here..."

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[CHS_Grad '85]

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[BHKrystal06]

lol

[HighSchool Fan]

Another great one from RM:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Old Tiger]

so true.....lol

[Old Dog]

We've been trying to keep that secret for eons......................

[spiveyrat]

:D

[zeke]

MALE BRAIN CELL HEAD SOUTH FOR THE BORDER


Every time the female brain cell opens her mouth, it's to say something like "I told you…", "Why can't you…", "Why do you always…" Nothing ever suits her, and everything the male brain cells do is wrong. She constantly blames him and criticizes him for all sorts of shortcomings, including not being able to read her mind.

The problem is, female brain cells can't communicate, so they nag and whine about what they aren't getting rather than directly stating what they want, need or expect. Male brain cells hate to be nagged -- it's a female strategy that simply doesn't work. Most male brain cells respond to nagging in three ways: either they wimp out with a "Yes, dear," or they simply ignore the female brain cells and avoid them altogether, or they head south for the border for a life of fun and ecstacy........Now tell me what would you do?

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by zeke
MALE BRAIN CELL HEAD SOUTH FOR THE BORDER


Every time the female brain cell opens her mouth, it's to say something like "I told you…", "Why can't you…", "Why do you always…" Nothing ever suits her, and everything the male brain cells do is wrong. She constantly blames him and criticizes him for all sorts of shortcomings, including not being able to read her mind.

The problem is, female brain cells can't communicate, so they nag and whine about what they aren't getting rather than directly stating what they want, need or expect. Male brain cells hate to be nagged -- it's a female strategy that simply doesn't work. Most male brain cells respond to nagging in three ways: either they wimp out with a "Yes, dear," or they simply ignore the female brain cells and avoid them altogether, or they head south for the border for a life of fun and ecstacy........Now tell me what would you do? greatness

[zeke]

RangerMom, Our guys hang together!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by zeke
RangerMom, Our guys hang together!!!!

Yeah...I've witnessed them just "hanging there" a time or two myself!!

[Old Tiger]

That sounds nasty RM :D:D:D

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah...I've witnessed them just "hanging there" a time or two myself!!

You've "witnessed" that, huh? :D

I... I... I don't even know what to say about that! :doh:

[Rabbit'93]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah...I've witnessed them just "hanging there" a time or two myself!!

RM you sure have loosened up over the last year or so. (No Pun intended);) :D :D

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by Rabbit'93
(No Pun intended);) :D :D

HAHA!!! Yeah, SURE!!! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Rabbit'93
RM you sure have loosened up over the last year or so. (No Pun intended);) :D :D

Yeah...ain't that a shame?

(My above statement DID sound worse than I had expected it too!)

[sinton66]

Open mouth, firmly implant foot..............then SMILE!:D :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
Open mouth, firmly implant foot..............then SMILE!:D :D :D

I am an expert in the "open mouth, implant foot" category!!

[JasperDog94]

Wow! This thread took a southward turn...

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah...I've witnessed them just "hanging there" a time or two myself!! haha...this is nothing compared to the junk from our infamous AIM chat rooms...:D :D :D

[mwynn05]

no joke jason lol