44INAROW
08-11-2004, 10:46 AM
Thought some "hump-day" humor was in order....
**DISCLAIMER**** NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE.. PLEASE TAKE IT IN THE CONTEXT OF HUMOR*****
> > You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for
> > unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends.
> >
> > For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot
> > President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is
> > such a nice letter from the President:
> >
> >
> > THE WHITE HOUSE
> > WASHINGTON D.C.
> >
> > Mr. John Hinckley
> > St. Elizabeth's Hospital
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > Dear John:
> >
> > Laura and I hope that you are continuing your
> > excellent progress in recovery from your mental
> > problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now
> > able to have unsupervised visits with your parents.
> > The staff at the hospital reports that you are
> > doing fine.
> >
> > I have decided to seek a second term in office as
> > your president and I would appreciate your support
> > and the support of your fine parents.
> >
> > I would hope that if there is anything that you need
> > at the hospital,
> > you would let us know.
> >
> > By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is
> > sleeping with Jodie Foster?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > George W. Bush, President
**DISCLAIMER**** NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE.. PLEASE TAKE IT IN THE CONTEXT OF HUMOR*****
> > You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for
> > unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends.
> >
> > For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot
> > President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is
> > such a nice letter from the President:
> >
> >
> > THE WHITE HOUSE
> > WASHINGTON D.C.
> >
> > Mr. John Hinckley
> > St. Elizabeth's Hospital
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > Dear John:
> >
> > Laura and I hope that you are continuing your
> > excellent progress in recovery from your mental
> > problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now
> > able to have unsupervised visits with your parents.
> > The staff at the hospital reports that you are
> > doing fine.
> >
> > I have decided to seek a second term in office as
> > your president and I would appreciate your support
> > and the support of your fine parents.
> >
> > I would hope that if there is anything that you need
> > at the hospital,
> > you would let us know.
> >
> > By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is
> > sleeping with Jodie Foster?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > George W. Bush, President