Yeah, at first you think you're in love....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

until you take the early flight home from Chicago and find your fiancee lying on the bed watching pornographic videos and two naked, blindfolded people jump out of the bathroom....

[Gobbla2001]

I believe what mitch is trying to say is that love is blind....

[Gobbla2001]

"Wha, Why you gotta do it infront of the kid? Huh? All you have to say is earmuffs, EARMUFFS, and you can say..."

Okay, not gunna finish this one, but that's my favorite part of the movie...

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Frank the Tank-Hey, I brought you a little house warming present.

Mitch-I bought you this for your wedding.

Frank-I'm sorry...I feel so stupid now.....I'll take it back.

[rhino33]

ok wat does this have to do with football, but it makes sense, very random statement it seems though. it made me laugh

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

It's OLD SCHOOL Rhino....you have to see that movie.

[Gobbla2001]

Drunk Mitch - "So, where you been?"

Girl - "I moved out to Denver..."

Way too drunk Mitch - "Ahhhh the Sunshine State..."

" #$%#$% every now and then I fall apart, I @#$@#$ need you now tonight, I @#$@#$@# neeeeed you more than eva..."

[CRHSeagle]

Your my boy blue!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Yo de le, yo de le, yo de le he hooo, f#@$%&*^


I love that wedding singer.

[rhino33]

o yea, i c it now, didnt realize it untill u said that, io love that movie

[Gobbla2001]

Wife - "I meant to call you on Thursday..."

Frank - "Thursday?"

Wife - "You know, your birthd.... Frank, you forgot your birthday again didn't you?"

Frank - "Dammit"

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Wife - "Frank I think we need to get a divorce..."

Frank - "You mean a real one?"

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Well, don't be bashful. Start posting your favorite lines from the movie....


Frank-What's this?

Animal Guy (Stiffler)-Oh, that's a tranquilizer gun. It's the most powerful one on the market. I got it from Mexico. It can take down a rhino from 100 yards.

Frank-Wow, that's interesting. (shoots himself with tranquilizer gun) Oh my God, Oh my God.

Animal Guy-Whoa...that was...that's awesome.

Frank-Oh my God, is this bad, is this bad?

Animal Guy-Dude, you took one to the jugular.

Frank-(impaired thoughts) Wait...wait, what are you talking about?

Animal Guy-You've got a freakin' dart in your neck man.

Frank-You're crazy...I like you, but you're crazy.

[Gobbla2001]

Girl - "Here I got you this.."

Mitch - "Oh thanks"

Beanie - "Oh that thing's a piece of crap...... no, seriously, I stopped selling it months ago..."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Frank-C'mon Snoop, Snoop-a-loop, we're going streaking. Come on everybody! We're going to go through the quad and into the gymnasium. Let's go everybody.

A mile down the road, Frank alone, and very, very drunk....


Frank's wife-Frank, what are you doing?

Frank-We're going streaking, we're going through the quad and into the gymnasium.

Frank's wife-Who is we?

Frank-Everyone, they're right behind me. (Looks around to see that he is alone)

Frank's wife-Get in the car, Frank.

[Gobbla2001]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0302886/th-CT-2006.jpg

Frank - "What do you think guys, nurse or cheerleader?"

Nicole - "Hi Frank..."

Frank - "Oh hi Nicole, I'm just staying here for a while..."

Nicole - "Nice doll you have there..."

Frank - "Yah, thanks, she's okay..."

[Gobbla2001]

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

Frank - "What do you think guys, nurse or cheerleader?"

Nicole - "Hi Frank..."

Frank - "Oh hi Nicole, I'm just staying here for a while..."

Nicole - "Nice doll you have there..."

Frank - "Yah, thanks, she's okay..."

[Gobbla2001]

I'm gunna hit the sack, but before I do, I got one more...

Frank - "Goooood, now get me a beer..."

Bald dude - "Ha, are you serious?"

Frank - "CALL ME SIR YOU SON OF A..."

G'nite

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by rhino33
ok wat does this have to do with football, but it makes sense, very random statement it seems though. it made me laugh some people say pickles make better cucumber(that's a random statement)

[BHKrystal06]

You think you know what true love is, then you take the early flight home from San Diego where two naked people blindfolded come out of your bathroom like a f***ing magic show getting ready to gang bang your girlfriend,what I'm saying is true love is blind..

[BullFrog Dad]

.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by BHKrystal06
You think you know what true love is, then you take the early flight home from San Diego where two naked people blindfolded come out of your bathroom like a f***ing magic show getting ready to gang bang your girlfriend,what I'm saying is true love is blind..

Thanks for correcting me and making me feel stupid....:p

[Gobbla2001]

Feel Blue not, BIG BLUE, for she forgot to say "I believe what Mitch is trying to say is...."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

lol, thanks Gobbla.

Mitch-Right about now, you're probably wondering why you have ropes securely tightened around your testicles. You're probably also wondering why the other end of the rope is tied to a cinder block.

[Matthew328]

Ahhh yes the greatness that is Old School!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Dust in the wind...all we are is dust in the wind...

[Gobbla2001]

"BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY"

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"You tell anyone about this and I'll f'in kill you... I'm just kidding, we'll have him back by tonight..."

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"We can't have anyone losing it out there, we gotta keep our composure *grabs folding chair and starts swinging it* we just gotta... keep *hits locker with folding chair* our composure..."

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Frank - "Hi Honey!

Honey - "Frank what are you doing?"

Frank - "We're going streaking.... up to the quad and through the gymnasium..."

Honey - "Who's going streaking?"

Frank - "W.... there's more coming..."

Honey - "Frank get in the car!!!!!!!"

Frank - "Everybody's doin' it..."

Honey - "NOW!"

Frank saying in a whisper - "okay..."

Frank after getting in the car - "Honey, you think KFC's still open?"

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Beanie to Mitch - "Didn't you have a great time last night?"

Frank - "I had an AWESOMME time..."

Beanie - "I know you had an awesome time, Frank, I think the whole town knows you had an awesome time..."

[Gobbla2001]

Oops, forgot this one...

Andy Dick's character - "It's good to do to your husband of 14 years (I dunno, it's some number, I forget) or some sailor you met at a bar two months ago.... which... never... did call me back.... but he left me with a little thing called herpies.... which.. I... then gave to the dog..."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

BJ Instructor-Very good Marissa, that's the way to give 110%. You could all really learn something from her.

Frank-I'm going to kill you bastard!

Instructor-Oh no you didn't, you just messed up BIG time.

(Instructor slams Frank through table and hits him in the face with skillet.)

Marissa-Oh my God, Frank, what were you thinking. (To Instructor) Are you okay?

Instructor-Yes I'm fine.

Frank lies on the floor battered and bruised....

[Gobbla2001]

Mitch - "You did good, Frankie..."

Frank - "I see Blue, he looks glorrrious..."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Frank to Marissa- Yeah, I just too the restrictor plate out of the Red Dragon to give it a little more power, but keep that on the downlow because it's not exactly street legal.

[Gobbla2001]

At marriage counseling

Frank - "Take for instance yesterday, we were having dinner at the Olive Garden... During dinner I happened to look over at the waitress and began to think of what color panties she was wearing.... Chances are they're basic white, maybe a thong or something I've never even heard about..."

(marrisa is getting upset)

Frank to the counselor and marrisa - "Wait, I thought we were in the safe box, the happy tree (or something to that effect)...

(counselor urges Frank to continue)

Frank - "So basically I'm really wierded out that I may only have sex with one woman... (looks at the counselor and nods towords marrisa)... for the rest of my life..."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Girl at party-So, where do you sleep?

Beanie-Well, most of the time I sleep at my house, but other times I crash here. The coach actually folds out into a fouton.

Girl at party-Really, well can I see it?

Girl and Beanie kiss

Beanie-Wait, wait, I can't do this. I'm married and I have a kid. I'm sorry...but can you give me your number in case something happens with my wife?

Girl-Scoffs...yeah right....

[Gobbla2001]

(Frank runs on to stage naked and grabs mic from snoop dog)

Frank - "Hey everybody, we're going streaking up to the quad and through the gymnasium, c'mon... C'mon, Snoop, Snoop-a-loop..."

(Snoops pimp-body-guard guy steps in between Frank and Snoop)

Frank - "No, it's okay, bring your green hat, c'mon..."