pinecone
06-30-2004, 10:58 PM
Joe Bill lived next door to his best buddy, Bubba Jr. One day Joe Bill did a startling thing. He called up Federal agents to report something he witnessed. He said, I wouldn'a believed it myself If I hadn't seen it. I seen my neighbor a hiding a white substance in a peice of oak wood in his back yard. I heard him say it was Coke. Next day Federal Agents swooped down on Buba Jr's back yard. They worked there all day. Finally they left. Joe Bill calls up Bubba Jr. The conversation went like this:
Joe Bill: Bubba, did them Federal Agents show up?
Bubba Jr.: Yup
Joe Bill: Did ja get yore farwood split?
Bubba Jr: Yup
Joe Bill: Bubba, did them Federal Agents show up?
Bubba Jr.: Yup
Joe Bill: Did ja get yore farwood split?
Bubba Jr: Yup