Green Ranger
06-26-2004, 09:50 PM
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had John in his chair reached for the after shave.
John was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
George replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had John in his chair reached for the after shave.
John was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
George replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."