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[WOS92]

This is an old-school tradition where I come from :) There's never any offense or genuine malice intended. We'd just stand outside before school in the morning and insult each others' mothers (fathers, cars, houses) - most of whom we'd never even seen. Everyone - even the targets - would laugh and laugh. I know you have some of your own. Hope no one gets offended :rolleyes:

Your momma's so fat, when she was born, the hospital got stretch marks.
Your momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Your house is so small, you stuck a key in the front door and stabbed three people.
Your daddy's so short, he has to cuff his jockey shorts.
Your mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch
Your mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Your mama's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Your momma is so fat, people run around her for exercise.
Your momma is so fat, she jumped on a scale and it said, one at a time, please.
Your momma is so fat, she was laying on the beach, and people were running around her screaming, "FREE WILLIE."
Your momma is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
Your momma is so fat, I had to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
Your momma is so fat, she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your momma is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, the restaraunt has to install speed bumps.


That's all I have for now.

[Ranger Mom]

Way back when....we had a Yo Momma thread on here!

[District303aPastPlayer]

your mama so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund...
your mama so old she threw a gangbang on the hebrews...
your mama so old her social security number is 1...
your mama so old she took her Drivers Licencse test on a dinosaur...

thats all i got