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vfunk
06-21-2004, 06:29 PM
you just gotta keep on keepin on
Sans Couth
06-21-2004, 06:41 PM
you should spray this porch down with Pam.
Sans Couth
06-21-2004, 06:50 PM
"So, what you're telling me, is that you're so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?"


and this one


So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

No.

Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

No, I don't.

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
vfunk
06-21-2004, 06:54 PM
greatness
kaorder1999
06-21-2004, 07:58 PM
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
06-21-2004, 09:02 PM
Is this the movie that I think it is?
spiveyrat
06-22-2004, 06:25 AM
Is anyone as lost as I am? :confused:
Mustang '89
06-22-2004, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
Is anyone as lost as I am? :confused:

Lines from the Movie "Joe Dirt".
JasperDog94
06-22-2004, 10:40 AM
Great movie for some one liners.
GUNHO
06-22-2004, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
Is anyone as lost as I am? :confused:

I'm glad you asked first.:doh: :confused:
kaorder1999
06-22-2004, 12:46 PM
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.
BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
06-22-2004, 01:50 PM
You're talking to my man here in the wrong tone....If you keep it up..I'm going to stab you in the face with a soldering iron. :evillaugh
kaorder1999
06-22-2004, 03:55 PM
this movie is freaking funny...i think it gets finnier every time i see it