I got worms...

[vfunk]

thats what we are gonna call it...I Got Worms. we're gonna specialize in worm farms.

[Sans Couth]

Are you draggin your butt on the floor?

[wildstangs]

One of my favorite movies of all time...

[La Grange]

Nice hooters :D :clap: :D . Dumb and Dumber is one of my all time favorite comedies.

[Brahma73]

Originally posted by Sans Couth
Are you draggin your butt on the floor?

No, that would be impacted anal sacs! Trust me, I know this stuff!

[Brahma73]

"I sure expected the Rockies to be a little rockier.... Man that John Denver's full of #$&@!"

I just love that movie!!!

[La Grange]

You mean to tell me that you had TWO pairs of gloves this entire time :D :D .

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I'm not hungry anymore, I swallowed a big junebug while we were driving...:D

[La Grange]

You can't be to careful, there are a lot of bad drivers out there :D .

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!! lol

[jason]

Lloyd: So, where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen
Lloyd: Aah, California

[wildstangs]

What was all that one in a million crap

[vfunk]

lovely accent youve got there....New Jersey?

Austria...


AHHHHH....well....g'day mate...lets put another shrimp on tha barbie!!

Lets not

[wildstangs]

sparks flew..emotions ran high...she actually talked to me

[JasperDog94]

Mock,
yeah,
ing,
yeah,
bird,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah!

[JasperDog94]

Harry: So do you think there's a chance for a guy like you and a girl like me?

[wildstangs]

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart....I didnt even see it comin!

[La Grange]

According to the map we have only gone 4 inches :D .

[wildstangs]

OK Mr. Samsonite...just calm down.

[La Grange]

YOU CAN'T TRIPPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP LLOYD. LLOYD YOU CAN'T TRIPPLE STAMP A DOULBE STAMP!!!!!!!!!.

[wildstangs]

C-Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our tab

[wildstangs]

I cant stop once I've started....it stings

[JasperDog94]

You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[La Grange]

Lifes a fragile thing hair, one minute you chowing down on a burger the next minute your dead meat.

[wildstangs]

We got no food...we got no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!

[Sans Couth]

What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?

Not good.

Not good like one in a hundred?

I'd say more like one in a million.

So you're telling me there's a chance?

[wildstangs]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy


Of course this is a Lloyd quote, not a Wildstangs.

[Sans Couth]

But here is the best one in the whole movie.

Lloyd: I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

[wildstangs]

There is a town about Two miles THAT way...I am sure you can find a couple of guys back there.

[La Grange]

"I can get 7 miles to the gallon on this hog"

That is my favorite line/scene in the movie, god I love that movie :D .

[wildstangs]

Were in a hole...were just gonna have to dig ourselves out.

[La Grange]

Harry- "Holy jeeze will you look at the butt on that."

Loyd- "Yeah, he must work out."

[jason]

Originally posted by Sans Couth
But here is the best one in the whole movie.

Lloyd: I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes. might wanna edit that

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by wildstangs
Were in a hole...were just gonna have to dig ourselves out. I hate to admit this, but I totally missed that one...:doh:

[Sans Couth]

JD,

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you should do is Stop Digging.

[JasperDog94]

Sorry, I meant to say that I missed that one during the movie. I've got it now.:nerd: :nerd:

[CRHSeagle]

Ah pretty birdy..pretty birdy. Can you say polly wanna cracker?

[kaorder1999]

"i desperately want to make love to a school boy" --lloyd

[kaorder1999]

crap...someone already said that...i missed it....sorry

[Brahma73]

Harry! You're alive!!!.....and you're a terrible shot!

[Brahma73]

Any bonny god a cub o' hod wadda?
(Any body got a cup o' hot water? Harry with his tongue stuck to the frosty pipe)

[Brahma73]

"Footlong, who got the footlong?"

and later, "...you might wanna run a comb through 'em."

Bellville22 and the rest of our family live for Jim Carrey movies.:eek: What does that say about us?:doh:

[Rabbit'93]

"....and how did they know that I have gas?"

[Sans Couth]

Harry: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning?


Lloyd: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

[SintonFan]

potty humor
pffttttt!!! pfffffffttttt! *splash* pffttt...
"Oh god!" pffft pfffffffffttttt *splash*
*SPLASH* pffftttt *SPLASH*
gotta love that bathroom scene...:p

[turbostud]

hey I guess they are right. senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.

[turbostud]

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart and I didnt even see it coming.

[turbostud]

Cop: PULLOVER
Harry: No its a Cardigan but thanks for asking

[turbostud]

"look at the funbags on that hose hound"

[CRHSeagle]

Tic-Tac sir?

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

i recently bought the pre-quil(i know i slaughtered that word) to dumb and dumber, dumb and dumberer, when harry met lloyd, its pretty funny. alot of good seens, like when they are at the store and getting slushies and playing tag. yea its pretty funny.

[turbostud]

I even bred them
Oh yeah any unsual breeding?
No mostly doggy style.

[jason]

We once bred a bulldog with a shitzu...we called it a CENSORED...

[kaorder1999]

that has to be one of the funniest movies i have ever seen

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
i recently bought the pre-quil(i know i slaughtered that word) to dumb and dumber, dumb and dumberer, when harry met lloyd, its pretty funny. alot of good seens, like when they are at the store and getting slushies and playing tag. yea its pretty funny. I hated the new one. I never got into it.:(

[BU97]

Gimme that bottle you pumkin pie hair cutted freak!

[kaorder1999]

killer boots man

[CRHSeagle]

heh..have you been sipping on grandpa's old cough medicine?

[kaorder1999]

i saw harland williams do stand up....he was hilarious