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Ranger Mom
05-05-2004, 04:23 PM
Why Computers Sometimes Crash!

by Dr. Seuss.


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

bullfrog_alumni_02
05-05-2004, 05:49 PM
you still never told me where your gold mine is for all that stuff!! but funny.

pinecone
05-05-2004, 06:04 PM
Why Computers Crash? And all this time I thought it was because of women drivers.:D

sinton66
05-05-2004, 09:46 PM
Funny stuff, RangerMom.

kaorder1999
05-05-2004, 09:47 PM
ranger mom comes up with some funny things!!!

Old Tiger
05-05-2004, 10:54 PM
that's funny i don't care who ya are...git-r-done

AggieJohn
05-06-2004, 12:56 AM
funny stuff

Phil C
05-06-2004, 08:38 AM
Good Ranger Mom. Besides being amusing it is also a great poem with current themes.

JasperDog94
05-06-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Old Tiger
that's funny i don't care who ya are...git-r-done
If you cain't laugh at that, then you need to get on out of this forum...

spiveyrat
05-06-2004, 09:33 AM
OR maybe they crash 'cause they don't have wings!?:D