Funny email received

[sinton66]

I got this today, and just had to share it:





Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit
suicide. Let's see now...

No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off
the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE??!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

LOL!!

That was great!!!:clap: :clap:

[jason]

haha

[RBARKER]

Here';s one for all of you political fans out there. I got this in my E-mail yesterday. Try it:p


Check this out before someone forces Google to fix it

1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in: weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return).

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button NOT the "Google search"

4) Read the ENTIRE "error message" carefully - the whole thing.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by sinton66
I got this today, and just had to share it:





Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit
suicide. Let's see now...

No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off
the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE??!!!!
.
ROFL!!!:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by RBARKER
Here';s one for all of you political fans out there. I got this in my E-mail yesterday. Try it:p


Check this out before someone forces Google to fix it

1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in: weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return).

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button NOT the "Google search"

4) Read the ENTIRE "error message" carefully - the whole thing.
.
.
Dang... this is your result!:eek: :D:p
.
.
.
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.

[Ranger Mom]

Did you click on the the very last link??

I did, you can really order a T-shirt that says that!!

[RBARKER]

Pretty cool huh. I wonder wher people find the time to figure this stuff out

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by RBARKER
Pretty cool huh. I wonder wher people find the time to figure this stuff out
Actually that is a website mimicking a bad search result.;)

[RBARKER]

AHHH :thinking: Now I feal Dumb :nerd: :)

[SintonFan]

Don't!
It got me too. Then I read the address bar. It's still great stuff!:clap: