The Letter

[Ranger Mom]

I think I would wring my child's neck!!

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than my report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home

[poncho]

Hehe, I've parented 3 teens and theres never a dull minute.:D

[lepfan]

I am not sure I would have survived the entire letter to see that it was a joke....I think I would have passed out and hit my head on something laying around in my daughter's cluttered room.

[HornetMom]

Same here Lepfan, especially the part about the cluttered room

[CHS_Grad '85]

:eek: After the first sentence I think I would have blacked-out... http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/986.gif

[JasperDog94]

....eyeballs crossing....steam coming out of ears....blurred vision....must overcome urge to kill...WHAT!?! It's just a joke?!? Somebody would be soooooo grounded.

[Bellville22]

Awesome

[crzyjournalist03]

most kids know that there's some things you just don't mess with your parents with...this is probably one of those issues

[CatWoman]

If I got a similar letter, I would really laugh, after I came out of the coma!! I hope my daughter never sees a copy of that letter, she just might try it. She loves to shock me!

[Brahma73]

:clap: :clap: :clap:
Wow!!!!!!