Ranger Mom
04-21-2004, 05:17 PM
These were taken from actual court transcripts.
Q: Well sir, judging from you answer on how you reacted to the emergency call, it sounds like you are a man of intelligence and good judgment.
A: Thank you, and if I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.
Q: What did he say?
A: About that? I’ve never been called so many names.
Q: You’re not married, I take it.
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: You said he threatened to kill you?
A: Yes, and he threatened to sue me.
Q: Oh, worse yet.
Q: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral, OK?
A: Oral
Q: How old are you?
A: Oral
Q: Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact.
A: Immediately before the impact, my right foot was located at the immediate end of my right leg.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies have been on dead people.
Q: Now, Mrs. Marsh, you complain alleges that you have had problems with concentration since the accident. Does that condition continue today?
A: No, not really. I take a stool softener now.
Q: Do you remember what shoes you were wearing?
A: You mean the day I fell down?
Q: Yes
A: The same shoes I’m wearing now.
Q: What do you call those shoes? Are they flats...or how would you describe them?
A: I’d describe them as “these shoes”.
Q: Please review this document. Do you what a fax is?
A: Yeah I do, man. It’s when you tell the truth, man, tell it like it is. Them is what the facts is.
Q: Mr. Jones, do you believe in alien forces?
A; You mean other than my wife?
Q: Well sir, judging from you answer on how you reacted to the emergency call, it sounds like you are a man of intelligence and good judgment.
A: Thank you, and if I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.
Q: What did he say?
A: About that? I’ve never been called so many names.
Q: You’re not married, I take it.
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: You said he threatened to kill you?
A: Yes, and he threatened to sue me.
Q: Oh, worse yet.
Q: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral, OK?
A: Oral
Q: How old are you?
A: Oral
Q: Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact.
A: Immediately before the impact, my right foot was located at the immediate end of my right leg.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies have been on dead people.
Q: Now, Mrs. Marsh, you complain alleges that you have had problems with concentration since the accident. Does that condition continue today?
A: No, not really. I take a stool softener now.
Q: Do you remember what shoes you were wearing?
A: You mean the day I fell down?
Q: Yes
A: The same shoes I’m wearing now.
Q: What do you call those shoes? Are they flats...or how would you describe them?
A: I’d describe them as “these shoes”.
Q: Please review this document. Do you what a fax is?
A: Yeah I do, man. It’s when you tell the truth, man, tell it like it is. Them is what the facts is.
Q: Mr. Jones, do you believe in alien forces?
A; You mean other than my wife?