Something Different

[Ranger Mom]

I just ran across an old madlib from years back, but I need your help to fill in the blanks......this may take several days until I get all the blanks filled in.

The first thing I need is a holiday........I will use the first one posted!!

[District303aPastPlayer]

Easter

[Ranger Mom]

now I need a building

[District303aPastPlayer]

Courthouse

[Ranger Mom]

now I need an animal

[District303aPastPlayer]

Zebra

(is this going to be just for me now? since i am the only one posting)

[Ranger Mom]

I getting ready to go to bed, so the first few are gonna be you I guess!! I'll pick back up tomorrow!!

Now...I need an article of clothing

[jason]

thong :D

[Ranger Mom]

Geez Jason!!!

Now I need a famous person

[District303aPastPlayer]

Debra Messing

[Ranger Mom]

I need a piece of furniture

[District303aPastPlayer]

table

[Ranger Mom]

I need a favorite dessert

[District303aPastPlayer]

Peach Cobbler

[aamove]

cheesecake........oops somebody beat me to it

[Ranger Mom]

Is Jason still on?? I hesitate to ask for this next one!

I need a body part

[District303aPastPlayer]

finger

[Ranger Mom]

an article of clothing

[District303aPastPlayer]

shorts

[Ranger Mom]

another article of clothing

[District303aPastPlayer]

barbecue stained white t-shirt

[3afan2K3]

socks

[SintonFan]

waiting for next request RM

[Ranger Mom]

LOL!!! That cracked me up!!!:D :D

Okay...the last one for tonight is another body part.

[SintonFan]

BBQ-stained elbow

[Ranger Mom]

okay...I have a 5 minute reprieve.


another body part

[District303aPastPlayer]

ear

[SintonFan]

dang, 30-3a :D

[Ranger Mom]

a quick movement

[SintonFan]

dart?:confused:

[Ranger Mom]

piece of furniture

[3afan2K3]

stool

[SintonFan]

I was a stool for being so late...:doh:

[Ranger Mom]

part of the house (example, wall roof window, etc)

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
part of the house (example, wall roof window, etc)
.
Wall?

[Ranger Mom]

:( My 10 minutes are up, so I gotta keep my promise and get off at 11:45.........so, we will continue this tomorrow!!

Good night and thanks for your cooperation!!

[SintonFan]

Good night Ranger Mom...

[Ranger Mom]

SintonFan...I took your first answer of ceiling fan...it was fine!!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
SintonFan...I took your first answer of ceiling fan...it was fine!!
.
I'm just in the mood for waffles. Really! Yumm...
I'm on the Adkins diet, hehe. Dang:D

[sinton66]

I can't wait to see where this is going.;)

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
I'm just in the mood for waffles. Really! Yumm...
I'm on the Adkins diet, hehe. Dang:D

how did you derive waffles from ceiling fan?

[Ranger Mom]

GOOD MORNING!!!

Aaron, I wondered the same thing!!

This morning I need another part of a house

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
GOOD MORNING!!!

Aaron, I wondered the same thing!!

This morning I need another part of a house patio

[Ranger Mom]

and.....another part of a house

[jason]

fireplace

[Ranger Mom]

something you see in the sky (not a bird or plane, something that "lives" there)

[jason]

uhm...bacteria ??

one more then i should prolly do some work while im at work, lol...

[Ranger Mom]

I mean like sun, moon, stars, planets....etc.!!

I have never looked up and said, look at that bacteria!!:rolleyes:

[jason]

fine, SUN, but that stuff isnt 'living'...:mad:

[Ranger Mom]

Okay...Jason!! But go back and look at it again, I put lives in quotations for a reason!! Anyway this is MY story!!:p


Now I need a vehicle

[jason]

moped

ok this is my last one...ttyl...

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ranger Mom]

I need a number

[Old Green]

10

[Ranger Mom]

another word for "tiny"

[District303aPastPlayer]

itty-bitty, it has to be hyphenated

[Ranger Mom]

I'm back!!!!!!

Now I need an animal

[jason]

pussy cat

[Ranger Mom]

I need an adverb that modifies "how"

(I had to dig deep in my grammar memory for that one!!)

[sinton66]

quickly

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
how did you derive waffles from ceiling fan?
.
I edited my previous post and was waffling between two answers.

[Ranger Mom]

I need another adverb modifying how

[sinton66]

quietly

[Ranger Mom]

I need the name of a famous person

[sinton66]

John Wayne

[Ranger Mom]

Now I need an animal

[SintonFan]

gopher

[Ranger Mom]

Now I need 8 downlow posters.

Limit your selection to 2 per post

[SintonFan]

crzyjournalist and Bullsfan

[sinton66]

Sans Couth and keith7

[Ranger Mom]

I still need 4 more posters

[Old Green]

Sinton66 and 44INAROW

[Ranger Mom]

okay.....just need 2 more posters!!

[crzyjournalist03]

Matthew328 and poncho

[Ranger Mom]

I need a quick movement

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I need a quick movement jerk

[Ranger Mom]

a vehicle

[jason]

truck

[SintonFan]

You really should not play practical jokes on moderators jason...:D

[3afan2K3]

Ford Pinto

[jason]

Originally posted by SintonFan
You really should not play practical jokes on moderators jason...:D i know not of what you speak...:p

[Ranger Mom]

a toy

(Jason, I know you are on - behave yourself!!)

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by jason
i know not of what you speak...:p
.
speak no evil, huh?:devil:
:D

[SintonFan]

sorry, a transformer
My son insisted:)

[Ranger Mom]

famous person

[SintonFan]

Wil Smith
.
uhhn uhhn... MIAMI:D

[sinton66]

OOps , SintonFan beat me to it.

[SintonFan]

:p :p :p

[Ranger Mom]

a body part

[jason]

armpit

[Ranger Mom]

another famous person

[sinton66]

Clint Eastwood

[Ranger Mom]

a type of material that clothes are made of

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by jason
armpit
.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
lewd and even more lewd!!!:eek:
:D

[SintonFan]

spandex

[Ranger Mom]

body part

[SintonFan]

Big toe

[SintonFan]

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[Ranger Mom]

something dirty (mud, grease, etc)

[SintonFan]

ohh, jason's got that...
:D

[3afan2K3]

Originally posted by SintonFan
some of us are staying on Something different...:clap:
I am

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by 3afan2K3
I am
.
So you would be a guest?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
So you would be a guest?

He's the Invisible Man!!

[3afan2K3]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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So you would be a guest?
Nope....I'm just magic!

[SintonFan]

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[Ranger Mom]

HEY!!!!

Where is my "dirty stuff"??:confused:

[3afan2K3]

greasy mud

[3afan2K3]

woops

[Ranger Mom]

a toy

[3afan2K3]

nintendo

[Ranger Mom]

a body part

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
a body part :thinking:

[SintonFan]

chin?

[jason]

sure

[SintonFan]

:D

[Ranger Mom]

Another body part

[sinton66]

sheesh.

[Old Green]

jaw

[SintonFan]

man was I late on that one...

[Old Green]

sure was

[Ranger Mom]

Jasons taking a shower!!

Another body part!!

(I promise, there IS an end to this story!!):D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Old Green
sure was :p

[Old Green]

:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Jasons taking a shower!!

Another body part!!

(I promise, there IS an end to this story!!):D
.
Scalp

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
man was I late on that one...

That's okay...I actually needed 2 and skipped over the last one, so that works perfectly!!

[Ranger Mom]

one more body part

[Old Green]

knee

[jason]

doh, too late

[Ranger Mom]

a type of flower

[Old Green]

rose

[Ranger Mom]

Another body part

[3afan2K3]

buttocks

[Ranger Mom]

fruit

[Old Green]

mango

[Ranger Mom]

body part

[sinton66]

elbow

[Ranger Mom]

I had forgotten there was so many body parts in this!!

I need another one!

[sinton66]

ankle

[Ranger Mom]

body part....again

[jason]

earlobe

[Ranger Mom]

guess what??

Another body part

[jason]

gluteus maximus

[Ranger Mom]

hmmmmm..........oh yeah......a body part!!

[sinton66]

earlobe

[Ranger Mom]

Jason used that about 3 body parts ago!!

Try again???

[jason]

femur

[Ranger Mom]

I'll take is Jason, cause I'm getting close to the end, but in the future, can we stick with the external body??

Okie Dokie.....another body part!!:D

[jason]

well if ur gonna get picky...

knee

:D :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

another word for...um......pleasantly "Plump"

[jason]

lard @$$

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by jason
well if ur gonna get picky...

knee

:D :D :D

I could have told you that knee had already been used, but...it was earlier in the story, so I excepted it!!

[sinton66]

chubby

[Ranger Mom]

let me rephrase that....another word for plump (adjective)

66's will work....I need another one

[jason]

humongous

[Ranger Mom]

back to a body part again:rolleyes:

[HornetMom]

mouth

[Ranger Mom]

an article of clothing

[HornetMom]

hat

[Ranger Mom]

a body part

[crzyjournalist03]

pinky toe

[Ranger Mom]

a quick movement

[crzyjournalist03]

dry heave :D

[Ranger Mom]

almost there.....

a body part

[HornetMom]

finger

[Ranger Mom]

a quick movement

[HornetMom]

shudder

[Ranger Mom]

the last body part!!:clap:

[crzyjournalist03]

chest hair

[Ranger Mom]

vehicle

[sinton66]

Volkswagon

[CHS_CG]

VW Jetta!

[Ranger Mom]

Holiday

[CHS_CG]

Juneteenth hehe

[Ranger Mom]

Okay...here it is......remember, ya'll filled in the blanks


'Twas the night before Easter, when all through the Courthouse
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Zebra
The thongs were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Debra Messing soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their tables
While visions of peach cobbler danced in their fingers
And mamma in her shorts and I in my BBQ stained white T-shirt.
Had just settled our BBQ stained elbows for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sneezed from my stool to see what was the matter.
Away to the ceiling fan I flew like a flash,
Tore open the patio and threw up the fireplace.

The sun on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering head should appear,
But a miniature moped, and ten itty-bitty pussy cats,

With a little old driver, so quick and quiet
I knew in a moment it must be John Wayne.
More rapid than gophers his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, crzyjournalist! now, bullsfan! now, Sans Couth and Keith7,
On Sinton66 , on 44INAROW on Matthew328 and Poncho!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now jerk away! jerk away! Jerk away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a ford pinto full of tops, and Will Smith too


And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my armpit, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Clint Eastwood came with a bound.

He was dressed all in spandex, from his ear to his big toe
And his clothes were all tarnished with greasy mud and mold.
A bundle of Nintendos he had flung on his chin,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His jaws -- how they twinkled! his scalp how merry!
His knees were like roses, his buttocks like a mango!
His droll little elbow was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his ankle was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his earlobe,
And the smoke it encircled his gluteus maximus like a wreath;
He had a broad femur and a little round knee
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and humongous, a right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his mouth and a twist of his pinky toe,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the hats; then turned with a heave.
And laying his chest hair aside of his finger
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He shuddered to his Volkswagen, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY JUNETEENTH TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT

[crzyjournalist03]

Clint Eastwood in all spandex??? :eek: :thinking: :eek: :doh:

[kaorder1999]

that is greatness

[sinton66]

That's funny!;)

[HornetMom]

Once again, another great thread by Ranger Mom. That was too funnyhttp://kit.netpoets.net/rofl-k2.gif

[jason]

hehe

[CHS_Grad '85]

Oh this was great!!!! So sorry I missed the fun... but I really enjoyed reading all about it.... lol

[Ranger Mom]

Thanks to all who participated......it was alot longer than I remembered from my childhood. I guess because at family gatherings we were all there and could answer immediately.

Anyway, it was okay....I have heard some that had me rolling in the floor laughing, but unfortunately those are usually the one's where "body part's" that weren't allowed on here were used!!

Maybe we can do this again sometime, with a WAY shorter story....about half way through I was ready to quit, but hate to not complete something I started!!

Thanks again!!:D :D

[SintonFan]

LMAO!:D
That's too funny.
I like the part..."A wink of his mouth and a twist of his pinky toe,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;"
Umm, I don't know about you but I'd be a little worried.