Funny things you read in newspapers... [Archive]

kaorder1999

03-29-2004, 09:34 PM

Saw this today under the Police and County Sheriffs Office Section of our town's newspaper...

--A $70 gate and a $1700 cow was reported stolen Friday on County Road $%^$ (wont show road number)

jason

03-29-2004, 10:02 PM

HEADLINE I SAW ON JAY LENO...

it was an interview with rosie o'donnel and her 'friend' about how pres bush is against same sex marriages...the headline read:

'O'donnel and Lover Slam Bush'

kaorder1999

03-29-2004, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by jason
HEADLINE I SAW ON JAY LENO...

it was an interview with rosie o'donnel and her 'friend' about how pres bush is against same sex marriages...the headline read:

'O'donnel and Lover Slam Bush'

that is greatness

Old Tiger

03-29-2004, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by jason
HEADLINE I SAW ON JAY LENO...

it was an interview with rosie o'donnel and her 'friend' about how pres bush is against same sex marriages...the headline read:

'O'donnel and Lover Slam Bush' Jay Leno has funny ones..

CatWoman

03-30-2004, 10:25 AM

Our local radio station has a call-in classified section called hot line where people call and are on the air saying what they have for sale, etc.

Last week a man called in to say he had a re-built transmission and "body parts" for sale. The DJ said "that would be auto body parts I hope". I got a chuckle out of that one.

Old No. 7

03-30-2004, 10:50 AM

LOL

BullFrog Dad

03-30-2004, 12:14 PM

This is an actual residential listing in the Ft.Worth SW Bell White Pages: Numba,Dawong