Michael jackson jokes

[bubba_chuck_34]

Have you heard that Tonya Harding and Michael Jackson are going to start training race horses.

Yeah Tonya Harding is going to do the handicapping and Michael is going to ride all the three year olds.

Tell other ones if you know them.

[Old Tiger]

That's a funny one.

[Buccaneer]

What does K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common ?

They both have little boys' underwear half-off !

[jason]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Dang, its hard to find funny ones that wont get me ROMed...lol...

[Ranger Mom]

This is an oldie!!

What do you call Michael Jackson with a yeast infection??

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A quarter pounder with cheese!!!

[Sans Couth]

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.

If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

[Sans Couth]

Q: Why did Lisa Marie leave Michael?

A: She wanted someone more like her father, and though he was already a pathetic parody of his former self, he was just unwilling to gain weight.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Knock knock...


who's there



little boy blue....

little boy blue who?



Michael Jackson

[20dawgz05]

whats the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?


one is plastic and harmful to children the other is made to put groceries in!!!:D :clap:

[jason]

hehe

[CHS_CG]

This one is like the K-Mart one but its
What do Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common: They both have boys pants half off!

I got a joke that isnt a michael jackson but its funny and kinda nasty at the same time:

A vampire walks into a bar after a rough day and sits at the bar, the bartender turns around and askes him what he would like. The vampire replies i would just like a glass of hot hot water. The bartender looks at him weird and says man you look lik eyou had a bad day you sure you dont want a beer or something and the vampire goes nope just a cup of hot water. Well the bartender gets him his cup of water and the vampire is like thanks man. Well the bartender steps back and watchs him and about 30 seconds later the vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and was like Thanx i just need a cup of tea!

I know its sick but oh well lol

[CRUSHER]

How do you know its bedtime at Neverland ?

When the big hand touches the little hand!

[bubba_chuck_34]

How do you know if Michael Jackson has company????



There is a big wheel park in front of his house.



Why was Michael Jackson in the hospital????



He ahd food poison from an 8 year old wiener.

[kaorder1999]

those are all great

[Old No. 7]

Those are funny and a little sick(quarter pounder with cheese) :) It's great to live in America is it not? It's the only place I know where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman! :D :D

[Old No. 7]

ttt :cool: