sinton66
03-10-2004, 11:36 AM
Retirement Plan
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000.00 of Coors (the beer by the case or can, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
:D :D
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000.00 of Coors (the beer by the case or can, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
:D :D