Last night.....

[playpepper]

I went home to take some tylenol for a headache and swallowed some viagra my mistake. My head feels better but my throat has been stiff ever since.

[Cameronbystander]

Old joke:

A shipment of viagra was stolen. The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

[trojandad]

Woman wanted a face lift but didn't want to have to repeat it every few years, so her dr advised her to have a Knob Job, inserting a knob in the back of her head that she could turn occasionally to take up any new wrinkles. When she saw the knob could hide under her hair, she agreed.

After years of having the knob and turning it, she went to her dr with some strange new bags under her eyes. When he saw how much she had turned the knob over the years, he informed her that the bags were actually her breasts.

This helped her understand the new goatee.

<small>[ September 17, 2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: trojandad ]</small>

[cunbed10]

Yall are crazy :D

<small>[ September 17, 2003, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: cunbed10 ]</small>

[Bandera YaYa]

..hehehehe...good ones! :D

[big69]

trojandad:
Woman wanted a face lift but didn't want to have to repeat it every few years, so her dr advised her to have a Knob Job, inserting a knob in the back of her head that she could turn occasionally to take up any new wrinkles. When she saw the knob could hide under her hair, she agreed.

After years of having the knob and turning it, she went to her dr with some strange new bags under her eyes. When he saw how much she had turned the knob over the years, he informed her that the bags were actually her breasts.

This helped her understand the new goatee.read this two hours ago and still laughing!!! :D