WANTED texas longhorns tickets

[3afan2K3]

2 seats for one game any place in the stadium where you can see the field :D

<small>[ September 13, 2003, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>

[pirate4state]

Best seat in the house is in YOUR house. Turn on the surround sound & its like your there wink Plus, the beer is cheaper & you get a nice comfy seat in your recliner or couch. HOOK 'EM HORNS!!

[sinton66]

Heh, heh, he better NOT be drinking any suds! His dad wouldn't like that.

[pirate4state]

I meant rootBEER wink

[Chief Woodman]

Don't know if I can give up two of my four for the game against that team from Kansas. How much money ya got?

[3afan2K3]

face value

[Chief Woodman]

Fat Chance...lol

[sinton66]

3afan2k3, did you check their website? Might find some on there. wink

[3afan2K3]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/993.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10_1_22.gif
LOL

[sinton66]

Sorry, only 3afan can legally give you a beer. wink

[Bandera YaYa]

Beer...the downfall of the American male...

[3afan2K3]

Actually it's been proven that if you drink one or two beers a day it makes you healthier(sp?)

[sinton66]

I've heard that about wine, but not beer. Wouldn't surprize me though. wink

[Bandera YaYa]

Oh, ....so that's why so many men drink it...for their health!! Yeah....right.

[sinton66]

Women have aspirin, we have beer! :p

[3afan2K3]

Women drink some to you know
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[3afan2K3]

Ya Ya,
for what you said about wrestling
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lol :D

[Bandera YaYa]

....so you like wrestling??....after your last "remark",... POINT MADE.!! :rolleyes:

[Bandera YaYa]

Yeah, I know women drink beer....it's just not center of their universe, like it is with most men... :p

update on Texas game.....getting beat by 14 points!! Better grab another beer!!! :p

[3afan2K3]

Yes I like wrestling and wrestling is not fake, ya it's planned on who wins and loses but the injuries are real. Do you know many people that break their neck doing something and would continue to finish it??????

<small>[ September 13, 2003, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>

[Gilmer Buckeye]

Arkansas is making a "Mock"ery of the Longhorns.

Get Mock out now before this turns into a rout. He is not Big 12 QB material. Always count on Brown to make the wrong QB decision.

[Bandera YaYa]

...you just described a "man"...

[3afan2K3]

They are "Chance"ing the game with Mock in.

[SintonFan]

The game is kinda hard to watch. At least Texas forced Arkansas to punt.
Did yall hear that rumor about this game?
It's been said that if Arkansas wins, a Clinton will go back to the white house.*shivering*

[Bandera YaYa]

..and YES I call it fake when the "wrestlers" practice the falls and the jabs and the tossing....I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, but geeeezzz, get real! The last time I was surfing the channels, I say two big oily dudes going at it and the one on top ( eek! ) had scissors and preceeded to cut the other ones long blonde locks off to a wild, cheering, chanting crowd....yeah that happens in boxing..........

[Bandera YaYa]

I warned you not to go there...don't even get me started on this pathetic form of entertainment.....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! :mad:

[3afan2K3]

Bandera YaYa:
..and YES I call it fake when the "wrestlers" practice the falls and the jabs and the tossing....I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, but geeeezzz, get real! The last time I was surfing the channels, I say two big oily dudes going at it and the one on top ( eek! ) had scissors and preceeded to cut the other ones long blonde locks off to a wild, cheering, chanting crowd....yeah that happens in boxing..........It's entertaining

[Bandera YaYa]

Entertaining???? Well, they do say that serial killers enjoy what they do, too!! It's all mental......

[sinton66]

Though no longer a follower of wrestling, it would be more entertaining than...........say, COMMUNIST SOCCER ! :p

[3afan2K3]

World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT

[Bandera YaYa]

...better stop while you still have your dignity!
Cuz, you are real close to sounding really stupid! :D

[Bandera YaYa]

This game (Texas ) is getting exciting....

[3afan2K3]

YA YA CLICK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.wwe.com/)

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[3afan2K3]

http://www.wwe.com/images/dotcom-logo-new.gif

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[3afan2K3]

All this talk about wrestling gave me an idea for a pic in my sig. :D

[Gilmer Buckeye]

No, this game is over. Brown won't play Young. That sealed the Longhorns' fate.

Why recruit the top player in the nation if you're not gonna play him? This is un"bleepin"believable.

[Bandera YaYa]

Well, I have to say, after seeing pictures of a man choking a woman and seeing a picture of a girl pulling her shorts down and after reading the story about why the man is choking the woman, yes, I have to admit I do understand why you would like wrestling....and why you won't be performing brain surgery any time soon.

A man choking a woman...entertainment??? Gee, they should throw in a small child and maybe toss him across the ring....I bet the crowd would go crazy!!!! :mad:

[3afan2K3]

There is a one legged wrestler in the WWE. And where did you see this picture of "choking" at?

[Bandera YaYa]

I'm with you Buckeye....go figure! Pride, maybe??? Oh, heck, give the coach a beer! :D

[Bandera YaYa]

...where did I see it??? Where did you tell me to "click" on????? ...Hello?????

[3afan2K3]

HAHAH you know you secretly watch it

[Bandera YaYa]

ok, I'm not even going to dignify that with a response......
...think whatever you want......

"thinking", now that will be a strain! :D

[3afan2K3]

You have to have a LOT of talent to be fortunate enough to get in the WWE.

[Bandera YaYa]

Well, that might be true, they may have a LOT of talent, cuz after years of taking steroids, that's about all they will have a LOT of! eek!

[Bandera YaYa]

back to the real entertainment...well, Texas really blew that one big time.....would hate to be in Austin about now!

[Gilmer Buckeye]

I known Brown will never bench him, but is there any way we can petition the admissions office at UT to at least kick Chance Mock out of school or something?

The last couple of possessions were the worst-led series of downs by any UT QB since benchwarming time-server Richard Walton stepped into the starting role after James Brown graduated in 1998. Mock even makes Chris Simms look good and I absolutely loathed Simms.

'John-Boy' Walton was quickly replaced by a brilliant freshman redshirt named Major Applewhite. It helped that Walton was knocked out of game by injury or Applewhite might never have been given the chance.

We just so happen to have a brilliant freshman redshirt on the sideline this year also. What a coincidence. If he remains on the sideline too much longer, I believe there'll be A LOT of season tickets to Longhorn games available each week at bargain basement prices.

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[3afan2K3]

They don't take steroids, does he look like he takes steroids?
http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/mysterio/images/mysterio_l.jpg

[sinfan75]

Gilmer Buckeye:
No, this game is over. Brown won't play Young. That sealed the Longhorns' fate.

Why recruit the top player in the nation if you're not gonna play him? This is un"bleepin"believable.No what sealed the Longhorns fate was Turnovers,no runnin game and no defense.Not playin Young had nothin to do with this.Can't let a team score 38 points and expect to win.

[Bandera YaYa]

...ummmm, of course not! :rolleyes:
But I thought Hannibal Letcher was dead????? eek!

[Gilmer Buckeye]

I agree on all that also. But have you ever heard of a "catalyst." That's what Vince Young is. When he comes in the game, the whole team gets excited. Had he started, a lot of what happened afterward might not have because of the extra adrenalin of having a charismatic starter with the athleticism that, let's face it, everyone knows Mock doesn't have.

Mock had four or five passes batted down. Another flashback and eerie similarity to Simms. It's more excusable in Mock's case since he's "only 6'2".

Mock is a workmanlike scout team QB. That's all he ever was and all he ever will be. I'll bet Roy Williams is really having second thoughts as to why he gave up millions of dollars to spend one more year in Austin.

<small>[ September 13, 2003, 02:57 PM: Message edited by: Gilmer Buckeye ]</small>

[sinton66]

My sentiments exactly, 75. As much as I can't wait for Young to get his chance, the defense wasn't there today, and even he could not have saved them.

[sinfan75]

Bandera YaYa:
Oh, ....so that's why so many men drink it...for their health!! Yeah....right.I don't drink it for my health.I drink it cause it taste great and it makes me a jolly good fellow! :D :D :D
And now that you mention it I think I'll go to the waterin and have a few right now.

[Bandera YaYa]

oh yes, please don't let me stop you from being a jolly good fellow...heaven help.

[Ranger Mom]

I could go for a margarita right now!!!!!

[3afan2K3]

I like Pina Coladas
http://www.zionic.com/images/pina_colada.jpg

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[Bandera YaYa]

Kahlua and cream.....ummmmm!

Nice picture....hmmmmmm, yeah that's the visual I was talking about....classy!

<small>[ September 13, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: Bandera YaYa ]</small>

[3afan2K3]

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[sinton66]

Ya Ya, do you even realize that 3afan2k3 is an eighth grader?

[Bandera YaYa]

...I knew he was young....he's pretty good with the come backs....just having some fun....seems like he's related to some others on here???

Group Hug!! :)

[sinton66]

jason is his older brother, and 3afan is his dad.

[Bandera YaYa]

...well the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree!!! LOL!!

[3afan2K3]

I'm related to 3afan and unfortunately jason

JASON \/ \/ \/ \/

http://etfpa.org/jason_outhouse.jpg

[sinton66]

Come on now, you know you love your bro! wink

[3afan2K3]

Yes thats why I keep posting pictures of him on the throne.

[Bandera YaYa]

Brotherly love....if you really loved him, you'd get him indoor plumbing...LOL!