Cam
09-23-2016, 12:34 PM
...so I passed through Stephenville a couple of weekends ago....nice place.....smells like hollywood and them UFO aliens......
...and speakin' of aliens/Stephenville....I'm sittin' here workin' from home (or trying to) and I'm sorta watchin' that show "Ancient Aliens" but listening with only one ear....anyways, some dudes are talkin' about how they've had these hot alien chicks show up in the middle of the night and mate with them!.....come on MAN!......this sounds like a pancho villa story!.....
....however, one alien babe apparently did leave behind a hair sample.....it's clear like fishin' line...this "hair" was sent off to a lab where DNA tests showed unusual traits including a mix of Asian and Gaelic and about 1/64th native American Indian...which clearly explains to me now why all you white folks claim to have some sort of Indian in ya!......EVERYBODY wants to be a native American....except for Donald Trump......:doh::crazy1:
....and speakin' of native American Indians....I met one recently at Choctaw Casino in Durant, OK...big impressive fella with awesome jet black straight hair all the way down his back...wore a funny little top hat.......he asked me when all of us white, black, brown, yellow, etc."illegal immigrants" were gonna get the hell out!...Right after that I put a 5 dollar bill into a slot machine and watched him put in $150 worth....I quietly cashed in and walked away.....
....this is all Greendawg's fault!......(the original alien abductee).....
...and speakin' of aliens/Stephenville....I'm sittin' here workin' from home (or trying to) and I'm sorta watchin' that show "Ancient Aliens" but listening with only one ear....anyways, some dudes are talkin' about how they've had these hot alien chicks show up in the middle of the night and mate with them!.....come on MAN!......this sounds like a pancho villa story!.....
....however, one alien babe apparently did leave behind a hair sample.....it's clear like fishin' line...this "hair" was sent off to a lab where DNA tests showed unusual traits including a mix of Asian and Gaelic and about 1/64th native American Indian...which clearly explains to me now why all you white folks claim to have some sort of Indian in ya!......EVERYBODY wants to be a native American....except for Donald Trump......:doh::crazy1:
....and speakin' of native American Indians....I met one recently at Choctaw Casino in Durant, OK...big impressive fella with awesome jet black straight hair all the way down his back...wore a funny little top hat.......he asked me when all of us white, black, brown, yellow, etc."illegal immigrants" were gonna get the hell out!...Right after that I put a 5 dollar bill into a slot machine and watched him put in $150 worth....I quietly cashed in and walked away.....
....this is all Greendawg's fault!......(the original alien abductee).....