Republican Convention......

[Cam]

10:19pm.....who's the lady with the 70's man haircut speakin?.........oh it's just Senator Ernst....that lady could kick my arse!

Who the hell is Hillary?.....I thought Bill was runnin'?....

was that really Chachi earlier in the show?

[Cam]

Where are all the Mexicans in the crowd?
Maybe they're all outside waitin' to get some "wall work offers"!!!.....:doh::doh:

[Cam]

Senator Ernst.....that was down right borin'......

[Cam]

When Trump came out with that Queen song, I thought for a split second that was Freddie Mercury's ghost!!!

[Cam]

...is Melania comin' back out?

[Cam]

I heard a few "yeehaws" in the crowd....dang rednecks...they're everywhere......

[Cam]

all this fuss about Hillary's emails......that was nothin' but a case of just being an old fart!.....technology has just passed her by........I'll bet she thinks a memory stick is something you shove up Bill's arse to help him remember it's time to go to the bathroom.......

[Cam]

ahh hell....it's that annoyin' Ana chick with the heavy accent talkin' now.......well at least there's one Hispanic there......

[Cam]

.......did Katrina Pierson, Trumps national spokesperson speak tonight?....or was she out shop-lifting?......:spitlol:

[Cam]

Rangers - 4
Angels - 3

[Cam]

....that's it I'm done....goodnight.....

[44INAROW]

Welcome back Cam :)

[Cam]

...so it appears the Colorado delegates didn't walk out to protest Trump......they were just pissed cause they weren't allowed to "light up"!.........:doh:

.....and the Iowa delegates walked out......well.....just because they were from Iowa!........

......and it turns out what was believed at first to be protesters crashing the convention were just three college students from The Ohio State University playing Pokemon Go!!......

[Blue42]

I laughed so hard spit tea on my computer screen.

[buckeyebob]

Why are Conservative ladies hotter than Liberal?

[Blue42]

Why are Conservative ladies hotter than Liberal?

That is spot on, also look at FOX network women vrs MSNBC women.

[Cam]

.....late edition to tonight's convention......Muttley!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdghRwWfaOQ

[Cam]

That is spot on, also look at FOX network women vrs MSNBC women.

.......nevermind all that crap!......Monterrey, Nuevo Leon weather gal Yanet takes the cake!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9_d8g4CYKI

....I wonder if Trump would let her come over illegally?..:thinking:.......I'll bet no dude in Monterrey could tell you what the weather will be like the next day!... :spitlol:

[Cam]

.....Jerry Falwell Jr. needs to shave.......would look 10 years younger.......

......did he just say yo mama?.......

....leave Chelsea outta this!.....

[Cam]

holy crap....it's Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio!...he's one tough sumbitch!:rolleyes::rolleyes:....he's just bitter ever since he was 12 when some little Honduran farm worker whooped his arse outside the 5 and Dime store!.................I think he's slightly drunk......or he went to the dentist today....talk right you ol fart!.......saying terrorists are coming over the border!.....I didn't know Timothy McVeigh came from Mexico!!!:vrycnfsd:......build that wall!....build that wall!....build that wall!....I'm startin' a concrete company in south Texas!!.....or maybe not.....

[Cam]

.....ohhhhh....my wife just corrected me.....McVeigh was his middle name!.....it's Timothy McVeigh De La Garza!!!!.......

[Cam]

....I want Van Jones glasses.....

[Cam]

...does Anderson Cooper bleach his hair?......

[Cam]

Rumors are Trump will reveal he has an illegitimate son tonight......we all know Ivanka.....and tonight he will introduct Willy Wonka Trump!!!

[Cam]

oh wow...it's the guy from The Ohio State University who was playing Pokemon Go the other night........

[Cam]

.....is it football season yet?.....

......this is all Greendawg's fault!.....

[Cam]

Rep. Marsha Blackburn speakin'.....her metallic lookin' dress was made from borrowed material taken from the Roswell UFO crash.......

....did she really just use "Git Er Done"?........even Larry the Cable Guy hates that phrase!......

[Cam]

....Ivanka's teeth are too dang white!......

[Cam]

get on with it Marsha.....people are lookin' bored.......that sumbitch was barely clappin'!....throw his arse out!.....

[Cam]

no no...thank you Marsha.....for gettin' off the stage!.......oh crap!.....another blondie......who's this?.....Governor Mary Fallin.....she talks like Reba!......dang Oklahoman!....there she goes.....the only time she'll ever talk about black folks......get those votes!!.....
She just said she's the first female governor of Oklahoma......and nobody really cares!!.......talk fast darlin'.....you're losin' the crowd......



.....this convention is all Greendawg's fault!......

[Cam]

....why in the heck am I watchin' this?.....are the Rangers on yet?

[slingshot]

....why in the heck am I watchin' this?.....are the Rangers on yet?Think the Rangers have been off for about a month now... :ack!:

[Cam]

Think the Rangers have been off for about a month now... :ack!:

.....that's for sure sling.....maybe Odor needs to start another fight to get things going again.......hey.....I got this pain.......

[Cam]

Look it's Newt Gringorich......What's a Newt?.....and who in their right mind would name their kid after an amphibian??.....I hear his middle name is Pleurodelinae.......

......Newt and Cooper share the same bleach......

[Blue42]

.....that's for sure sling.....maybe Odor needs to start another fight to get things going again.......hey.....I got this pain.......

Cam you missed your calling you need to be a comedy writer.

[Cam]

Reince Priebus is speakin'....he sounds angry.....how in the heck do you pronounce his name?.....

[Cam]

Cam you missed your calling you need to be a comedy writer.

.....thanks Blue...."I've often thought of entering the Writers Guild"......:doh::doh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yrsRv6GZs

[Tejastrue]

.......nevermind all that crap!......Monterrey, Nuevo Leon weather gal Yanet takes the cake!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9_d8g4CYKI

....I wonder if Trump would let her come over illegally?..:thinking:.......I'll bet no dude in Monterrey could tell you what the weather will be like the next day!... :spitlol:


Damn, just look at those eyelashes :blush:

[Cam]

Thiel is gay?......NO WAY!.....he's cute!.....:eek::eek:

[Cam]

Donald Trump and Mike Sixpence None The Richer.........isn't that a band or something?.......

[Cam]

Damn, just look at those eyelashes :blush:

.....I think she works out.......

[Cam]

....is Ted Cruz gonna speak again?.......:crazy1:

[Cam]

Tom Barrack has some wonderful eyelashes as well!......

[Cam]

Oh look...it's Trump's biggest supporter, Kayleigh Trueblonde McEnany speakin'.......in her eyes he can do no wrong.......I heard she sat next to him at a fund raiser dinner...Trump flatulated and she blamed the broccoli......

.....don't sniff....there's enough for everybody!.......

[Tejastrue]

George W is back and packin... look out Merica!!


https://youtu.be/pGdScp-Kn6w

[Cam]

where have I heard this before?......Speeches....slogans.....can we get some originality for a change?.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjkX_IBYQHw

[Cam]

even Metalachi is doin' covers!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_5y5KrBoO8

[Cam]

you go Ivanka!!!.....Ivanka for president!!!!!

[Cam]

What?.....no Queen music?......guess Brian May mean't what he said......

[Cam]

.....I love the Mexicans!........

[Phantom Stang]

.....ohhhhh....my wife just corrected me.....McVeigh was his middle name!.....it's Timothy McVeigh De La Garza!!!!.......
:spitlol:

[Cam]

.....what happened???.....Is the Donald on?......Dangit....fell asleep on the couch....he's almost done talkin' I think........you go Trump!.....tell us all how it's gonna be!........he seems angry.....and with a stiff upper lip!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Z8WIlaPH4