Favorite sayings and quotes

[Cam]

Per coach....here it is!....guess I'll get it started.....

"If it ain't broke....it ain't broke!"......:doh::thinking:

another Cam favorite, "This is all Greendawg's fault!"....

[coach]

It's like wiping before you poop, it don't make sense - Larry the Cable Guy

You win some, you lose some, some you remember, some you forget, and some get rained out.

[Rocket Man]

Shoot, Quaker State

[bobcat1]

I love that one in my signature and this one:

Everytime someone says they are leaving I want to post this:


https://youtu.be/i0BTdo6qGwo

[44INAROW]

Longtime coach from Cuero.... Years ago ( I'm paraphrasing some). "Men, we've got a battle on our hands... The only way we are going to win is with the 3 T's... Teamwork, Talent and Termination". If AAA87 read this, he'd know who said it🏈. Pretty sure Val knows😜


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[Tejastrue]

"It was too late"


https://youtu.be/bxUfg3uCBbg?t=12

[toddg]

"when you pass the ball, 3 things can happen..2 of them are bad"-contributed to both woody Hayes and DKR

[bag-o-chips]

Great one about players is "You can't make chicken salad with chicken poop"

“If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”

[coach]

"when you pass the ball, 3 things can happen..2 of them are bad"-contributed to both woody Hayes and DKR

I hate this saying. The most inaccurate saying in all of sports. Definitely need to retire that quote lol.

[panfan]

Use your head for somethin 'sides a hat rack.
Use the gray matter betwixt your ears.

[Phantom Stang]

"it's fixin' to rain like a cow pi$$in' on a flat rock"

[firstdown]

Northwest HS 1983

"get up, you're killing grass"

"it's three feet from your heart, it won't kill ya"

"you looking for sympathy? You can find that in the dictionary between $#1+ and syphilis"

[coach]

"That's gonna itch when it dries up."

[Rocket Man]

“I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.”

[Rocket Man]

"Bond. James Bond."

[Rocket Man]

"That dog won't hunt."

[Rocket Man]

"Go ahead, make my day."

[Rocket Man]

"I am Spartacus."

[Rocket Man]

"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. "

[Rocket Man]

"Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."

[Rocket Man]

"May the Force be with you."

[Rocket Man]

"Say hello to my little friend."

[Rocket Man]

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

[Rocket Man]

"You talkin' to me?"

[Rocket Man]

"What we have here is 'failure to communicate'."

[Rocket Man]

"I'll be back."

[BwdLion73]

..."some people call it a sling blade...I call it a Kaiser blade"..."Coffee makes me nervous"

[Rocket Man]

..."Coffee makes me nervous"

Then put some mustard in it...

[BwdLion73]

Then put some mustard in it...

Aww right then...

[Rabid Cougar]

JFF is a freaking idiot.

[1st and goal]

Try sayin' "Irish Wristwatch" fast 3 times in a row...

[Rocket Man]

Try sayin' "Irish Wristwatch" fast 3 times in a row...

Irish Wristwatch
Irish Wristwatch
Irish Wristwatch

Done

[Rocket Man]

Did y'all know that you ain't supposed to say ain't three times a day.........why? Because it just ain't right

[OldBison75]

Had a coach in high school that anytime he asked a player why they messed up on a play and they started the answer with "I thought"---Coach would interrupt and say, "That is the problem, every time you think you make mistakes--just play the game dammit."

[Cam]

Did y'all know that you ain't supposed to say ain't three times a day.........why? Because it just ain't right

.....Rocket Man.....you ain't right!...

[Cam]

"La migra!...La migra!".....

[Trashman]

When life gives you lemons....make some #$%! lemonade.

[coach]

Not really a saying but I love the term BFE.

[MustangFootball]

it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

[MustangFootball]

I came here for two reasons, to chew bubble gum and kick a$$...... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[Trashman]

All you have to do is protect these 3 square yards of turf. You don't have to water it or mow it. Just keep those guys in the off colored uniforms from walking on it...... Melvin Burns

[Rocket Man]

I came here for two reasons, to chew bubble gum and kick a$$...... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Rowdy Roddy Piper, "They Live"............great quote, cool movie