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Rocket Man
04-07-2016, 05:24 PM
.....so yesterday I was sittin' Indian style on the porch cleaning out a bird house with a coat hanger.....then two of these things came poppin' out!!!...:eek::eek:......I'm still tryin' to figure out how I popped up from an Indian style sittin' position to runnin' down the driveway in less than one second!!!......now I've always given all the credit to my high school track star wife for Cam Jr's athletic abilities.....but now I gotta renege on that just a tad....maybe I'll take just a little credit......I was flyin'!!!:doh::doh:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/red-wasp.jpg.......HATE these things!!!
Mucho mucho mucho oowwwwiiieeeee the only time I've ever been stung by one of them darn avispas rojos............no me gusta!!!!
bobcat1
04-07-2016, 06:07 PM
.....so yesterday I was sittin' Indian style on the porch cleaning out a bird house with a coat hanger.....then two of these things came poppin' out!!!...:eek::eek:......I'm still tryin' to figure out how I popped up from an Indian style sittin' position to runnin' down the driveway in less than one second!!!......now I've always given all the credit to my high school track star wife for Cam Jr's athletic abilities.....but now I gotta renege on that just a tad....maybe I'll take just a little credit......I was flyin'!!!:doh::doh:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/red-wasp.jpg.......HATE these things!!!
Those are what I call bastages!
.....so I was flippin' through channels last night and stumbled upon "The Wizard Of Oz"....of course, I had to watch!......still hate those flyin' monkeys....and in today's world the Tin Man would be a perfect candidate for hip and knee replacement!......but with what he's made of there would probably never be a need for Viagra!!!......now the scarecrow...that's a different story!.....:doh::crazy1:
....here's why ya never give up the chase in anything you do!....Cam Jr (in green) doing his thing.....his momma was hurdlin' track fool in high school....all credit goes to her.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRtG3Zz6GY
....there was an even better example in the 300m hurdles....some kid (not sure what school) took a bad tumble on the first hurdle...he got up and kept going....WON the race!...It was amazing!!!....wish I had videotaped it......
Bug Truck
04-09-2016, 02:06 PM
Congrats to your son great job. Unfortunately my offspring inherited my speed and not their mothers. Of course I got stuck running the 800 got the old sympathy clap a few trimes
bobcat1
04-09-2016, 07:23 PM
....here's why ya never give up the chase in anything you do!....Cam Jr (in green) doing his thing.....his momma was hurdlin' track fool in high school....all credit goes to her.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRtG3Zz6GY
....there was an even better example in the 300m hurdles....some kid (not sure what school) took a bad tumble on the first hurdle...he got up and kept going....WON the race!...It was amazing!!!....wish I had videotaped it......
Awesome!!!!!!!!! Who was the ginger holding his blocks?
Awesome!!!!!!!!! Who was the ginger holding his blocks?
....thanks!....that was Johanna Kurkela!....:eek::eek::eek:
Congrats to your son great job. Unfortunately my offspring inherited my speed and not their mothers. Of course I got stuck running the 800 got the old sympathy clap a few trimes
....thanks Bug!!...I'm sure being a bug man you've moved pretty darn fast evading them critters at times!.....
Bug Truck
04-09-2016, 11:06 PM
Yes but that's closer to light speed everyone has that gear when the fear factor kicks in. Or when your client forgets to inform you about what's really under the house or in the attic but after years in the business I now expect the unexpected.
bobcat1
04-10-2016, 06:24 AM
....thanks!....that was Johanna Kurkela!....:eek::eek::eek:
I knew it!
I knew it!
......:spitlol:......but seriously....I'm a big music buff (all kinds).....and Johanna's voice to me is just mesmerizing!.....I still think she'd make a fine football coach though!..Brownwood hired the wrong person!.....:doh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWwSVOo5K_k&nohtml5=False
...and yes, that Tuomas dude (hairy guy playing keyboards) in the video is her husband......he is considered an awesome composer who plays keyboards for Finnish band called "Nightwish"......
....wonder if anything that happens today will be Greendawg's fault?......
Rocket Man
04-10-2016, 05:40 PM
I wonder if anyone else's daughter is going to the Bieber concert in Dallas tonight...
I wonder if anyone else's daughter is going to the Bieber concert in Dallas tonight...
..wonder if Rocket Man got the Biebs to sign his shirt?......
Rabid Cougar
04-13-2016, 12:05 PM
No thoughts.
coach
04-13-2016, 12:07 PM
Do you wash your hands in the shower like you do in the sink? I don't and I have been told that is nasty. Am I the only one who thinks that's weird and pointless?
....wonderin' who ate my pet caterpillar!......
Rocket Man
04-13-2016, 01:24 PM
..wonder if Rocket Man got the Biebs to sign his shirt?......
I stayed home and did the laundry; my wife took her and her 3 friends...........way too much estrogen for the old man.
....wonder if Rocket Man is watchin' "Path To The Draft" on NFL network or is he flipping back and forth between "The A-Team" and the supernovela "El Hotel de los Secretos" on Univision?......
bobcat1
04-13-2016, 10:48 PM
....wonder if Rocket Man is watchin' "Path To The Draft" on NFL network or is he flipping back and forth between "The A-Team" and the supernovela "El Hotel de los Secretos" on Univision?......
Or maybe Oprah reruns
BwdLion73
04-14-2016, 07:41 AM
....wonder if Rocket Man is watchin' "Path To The Draft" on NFL network or is he flipping back and forth between "The A-Team" and the supernovela "El Hotel de los Secretos" on Univision?......
After my fight with Dish Network (shut them off after about 10 years) I watched the A-team on my 18 dollar antenna. Them boys can't shoot worth a hoot but they sure can flip a car or two every episode.
Now "murder she wrote" with Angela Lansbury is more my speed....you know your getting old when you think she's not a bad looking women...I heard that Bobcat even has a poster or her!
Well I gotta go wash my hands so I can take a shower. :confused:
After my fight with Dish Network (shut them off after about 10 years) I watched the A-team on my 18 dollar antenna. Them boys can't shoot worth a hoot but they sure can flip a car or two every episode.
Now "murder she wrote" with Angela Lansbury is more my speed....you know your getting old when you think she's not a bad looking women...I heard that Bobcat even has a poster or her!
Well I gotta go wash my hands so I can take a shower. :confused:
:spitlol:...Angela Lansbury?.....BwdLion73....you're a very sick man!.....so is Bobcat for that matter!....heck, Bobcat even has a poster of the ol' gal in Billy Madison hangin' on the ceiling over his bed!
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/old.jpg
bobcat1
04-14-2016, 10:16 AM
Not true! I am like this song!
https://youtu.be/vnvMcX95G20
Rabid Cougar
04-14-2016, 10:43 AM
What's am I eating for lunch?
Rocket Man
04-14-2016, 03:52 PM
....wonder if Rocket Man is watchin' "Path To The Draft" on NFL network or is he flipping back and forth between "The A-Team" and the supernovela "El Hotel de los Secretos" on Univision?......
The El Hotel de los Secretos episode was a re-run, so I watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix.
Hey are you related to the dude who plays Andreas Salinas?
bobcat1
04-14-2016, 07:24 PM
dangit
The El Hotel de los Secretos episode was a re-run, so I watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix.
Hey are you related to the dude who plays Andreas Salinas?
....I don't think Carlos is kin....but it's possible....my great-great grandpa was quite the player!......only kin I got in movies is my nephew (I call him Giblet) : just bit parts so far......http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3869673/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
...I just saw Nick Jonas sing on SNL.....what a wimpy singer......
Rabid Cougar
04-17-2016, 08:56 PM
...I just saw Nick Jonas sing on SNL.....what a wimpy singer......
My thought.... "Who is Nick Jonas?"
BwdLion73
04-18-2016, 10:45 AM
I'm wondering if Scoop is building a boat.
Rabid Cougar
04-18-2016, 12:04 PM
I'm wondering if Scoop is building a boat.
Expecting 17 feet above normal at Waco.
BwdLion73
04-18-2016, 02:03 PM
Expecting 17 feet above normal at Waco.
Lake Brownwood is about a foot and a half over spillway. We are sending it down the Pecan Bayou to the Colorado River to Cam at Lake Buchanan. I'm sure he will send it to Lake Travis who will sent it on its way to Scoop.
1st and goal
04-18-2016, 02:29 PM
This ought to flush out Matagorda Bay
coach
04-18-2016, 03:07 PM
Bellville is missing school today and tomorrow due to flooding. Scary stuff.
Lake Brownwood is about a foot and a half over spillway. We are sending it down the Pecan Bayou to the Colorado River to Cam at Lake Buchanan. I'm sure he will send it to Lake Travis who will sent it on its way to Scoop.
...I'll be ready with fishin' pole in hand!...I'm hearing the gates will soon be opened for the first time in years......the first time they opened up the flood gates to release water scared the heck outta me!...Nobody bothered to warn me!.....I was in my workshop when I heard the "rumbling"....Looked towards my neighbors house and could see the "white water" splashin' on the rocks....quite a sight!....anyways, my neighbor told me to grab my rod and start chunkin' into the rushing waters behind his home.......it was striper after striper!!.....I've never seen anything like that....my boys had a blast....just don't fall into the water!!....
FB-fanatic
04-19-2016, 06:43 AM
The creek should be running good. My brothers and I own 150 acres down in Hamilton County.
http://s16.postimg.org/erv4ar9et/The_Creek.png
This swimmin' hole is called the Rock Hole. Thought it was my family's hidden oasis, until I found out everyone in the county sneeks down there at least one time in high school and swims, even though it's on private land.
greendawg84
04-19-2016, 08:27 AM
You better call me when they open them , I will be there pole in hand !
You better call me when they open them , I will be there pole in hand !
....will do!
bobcat1
04-19-2016, 12:40 PM
You better call me when they open them , I will be there pole in hand !:eek: Sicko!
Rocket Man
04-19-2016, 05:22 PM
:eek: Sicko!
This post is literally greendawg's fault!
This post is literally greendawg's fault!
...everything is Greendawg's fault!....
If two runners cross the finish at the same time.....does the tie go to the runner?......:vrycnfsd:
Rocket Man
04-20-2016, 09:55 AM
If two runners cross the finish at the same time.....does the tie go to the runner?......:vrycnfsd:
Yes, but only if both runners have the same length nose and the race was run on a Tuesday; if one runner has a longer nose, then he is the winner unless of course the race was run on a Friday, then the runner with the longest finger is the winner; however, if the race was run on a Monday then the runner with the longer hair is the winner but only if he washed his hair that morning, otherwise the tie goes to the runner; races run on a Wednesday or Thursday ending in a tie have to be re-run with the runners running backwards and this race has to happen on a Friday morning before noon, otherwise Friday rules kick in and the one with the longer finger wins. Any races run on a Saturday or Sunday are not sanctioned and therefore are invalid regardless of the outcome.
I thought everyone knew that? :nerd:
Yes, but only if both runners have the same length nose and the race was run on a Tuesday; if one runner has a longer nose, then he is the winner unless of course the race was run on a Friday, then the runner with the longest finger is the winner; however, if the race was run on a Monday then the runner with the longer hair is the winner but only if he washed his hair that morning, otherwise the tie goes to the runner; races run on a Wednesday or Thursday ending in a tie have to be re-run with the runners running backwards and this race has to happen on a Friday morning before noon, otherwise Friday rules kick in and the one with the longer finger wins. Any races run on a Saturday or Sunday are not sanctioned and therefore are invalid regardless of the outcome.
I thought everyone knew that? :nerd:
RM....sometimes you just confuse the hell outta me......get me some Tylenol.......:vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd::doh:
The creek should be running good. My brothers and I own 150 acres down in Hamilton County.
http://s16.postimg.org/erv4ar9et/The_Creek.png
This swimmin' hole is called the Rock Hole. Thought it was my family's hidden oasis, until I found out everyone in the county sneeks down there at least one time in high school and swims, even though it's on private land.
....so when you invitin' us?......
Phantom Stang
04-24-2016, 05:31 PM
Why is Hillary still not in jail?
http://i1377.photobucket.com/albums/ah64/mrzapper2004/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg (http://s1377.photobucket.com/user/mrzapper2004/media/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg.html)
Rabid Cougar
04-25-2016, 03:10 PM
http://i1377.photobucket.com/albums/ah64/mrzapper2004/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg (http://s1377.photobucket.com/user/mrzapper2004/media/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg.html)
That is offensive.
That is offensive.
.....I just can't believe ol' Bill preferred Monica over hot Hillary!.......holy cow!.....I just came up with Liberty Hill's new "nickname"!.....nevermind the "Barneys"......it's now the Liberty Hillary's"....:2thumbsup
Rocket Man
04-25-2016, 04:56 PM
.....I just can't believe ol' Bill preferred Monica over hot Hillary!.......holy cow!.....I just came up with Liberty Hill's new "nickname"!.....nevermind the "Barneys"......it's now the Liberty Hillary's"....:2thumbsup
:1popcorn:
That one's bound to generate some comments...........
:1popcorn:
That one's bound to generate some comments...........
...well...I think it's only fitting being that Hillary probably gonna be our next prez...and LH is always top dog (uhhh cat) round these parts.........:stirpot:.....but maybe not RM...this board been pretty quiet.....I'm fixin' to jump over to some crazy man's comedy forum and stir up trouble over there.....:crazy1::crazy1:
Phantom Stang
04-25-2016, 08:17 PM
Quote Originally Posted by bobcat1
"Why is Hillary still not in jail?"
http://i1377.photobucket.com/albums/ah64/mrzapper2004/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg (http://s1377.photobucket.com/user/mrzapper2004/media/finger_zpshgchcpul.jpg.html)
That is offensive.
What, the finger or the person shooting it?
bobcat1
04-25-2016, 10:30 PM
Quote Originally Posted by bobcat1
"Why is Hillary still not in jail?"
What, the finger or the person shooting it?It's her breath man!
clcannon17
04-26-2016, 09:01 AM
How in the world did you get 300 replies on a post about carrot raisin salad. I'd blame greendog, but I'm impressed. 👏
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Rabid Cougar
04-26-2016, 09:08 AM
Quote Originally Posted by bobcat1
"Why is Hillary still not in jail?"
What, the finger or the person shooting it?
Her face.
How in the world did you get 300 replies on a post about carrot raisin salad. I'd blame greendog, but I'm impressed. ��
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....holy crap I had forgotten that's how this thread started!....just goes to show there's a handful of disturbed folks on this forum!.......
....I WONDER IF DUNG BEETLES EVER WASH THEIR FEET?........:thinking::thinking:
bobcat1
04-27-2016, 05:52 AM
Why would a person vote for Hillary?
coach
04-27-2016, 09:29 AM
Why would a person vote for Hillary?
Million dollar question right there.
Rocket Man
04-27-2016, 12:06 PM
....holy crap I had forgotten that's how this thread started!....just goes to show there's a handful of disturbed folks on this forum!.......
....I WONDER IF DUNG BEETLES EVER WASH THEIR FEET?........:thinking::thinking:
I dung know.........
Why would a person vote for Hillary?
....the real question is: Why would a person vote for any of them nut cases?......:spitlol:......the end is near!....
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/hill.jpg
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/donald-trump-funny-look-alike-1.jpg
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/ted.jpg
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/bernie.jpg
....this is all Greendawg's fault!......
panfan
04-27-2016, 02:34 PM
.....I just can't believe ol' Bill preferred Monica over hot Hillary!.......holy cow!.....I just came up with Liberty Hill's new "nickname"!.....nevermind the "Barneys"......it's now the Liberty Hillary's"....:2thumbsup
Now that is truly offensive. You done crossed the line there Cam ol boy.
Now that is truly offensive. You done crossed the line there Cam ol boy.
....well...you must admit....it's kinda catchy wouldn't you say?......:D
I dung know.........
.....I dung either........
Hat's off to Burnet's Greendawg Jr for his walk off single in the 7th to win the game vs the Liberty Hillary's the other night!.....couldn't have happened to a nicer kid!!!
.....and this one is definitely Greendawg's fault!.......
...been thinkin' about doing Lasik eye surgery......but why in the hell would I want to pick out individual leaves on trees?........:thinking:
bobcat1
04-28-2016, 08:30 PM
...been thinkin' about doing Lasik eye surgery......but why in the hell would I want to pick out individual leaves on trees?........:thinking:I did it and like the results.
coach
04-29-2016, 08:53 AM
I did it and like the results.
If I had the money I would do it in a heart beat. Do they allow you to pay in installments or is it all up front?
Still growin'....sooooo slowly.....and still no oranges!....:foul:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/DSC_3587.jpg
coach
04-29-2016, 10:15 AM
Still growin'....sooooo slowly.....and still no oranges!....:foul:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/DSC_3587.jpg
3 inches... Impressive.
BwdLion73
04-29-2016, 10:58 AM
3 inches... Impressive.
...Uh Oh...here we go...
coach
04-29-2016, 11:18 AM
...Uh Oh...here we go...
It will grow. All it needs is tender loving and attention....
bobcat1
04-29-2016, 12:20 PM
If I had the money I would do it in a heart beat. Do they allow you to pay in installments or is it all up front?
I never asked if you could make payments. I bet they let you thru Care Credit though.
Rocket Man
04-29-2016, 01:18 PM
Still growin'....sooooo slowly.....and still no oranges!....:foul:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/DSC_3587.jpg
Did you play John Denver songs for it like I suggested LAST YEAR?
coach
04-29-2016, 01:31 PM
I never asked if you could make payments. I bet they let you thru Care Credit though.
I need it really bad and I am just throwing away money with new contacts every month and annual dr. appointmnets but that Lasik is expensive!
Did you play John Denver songs for it like I suggested LAST YEAR?
....aww crap!...NO!....I thought you said Justin Beiber songs!.....No wonder it's growth has been stunted!......:doh:
Rocket Man
04-29-2016, 03:51 PM
I need it really bad and I am just throwing away money with new contacts every month and annual dr. appointmnets but that Lasik is expensive!
A less expensive alternative would be gas permeable (RGP) lens; I'm on my 2nd year with the one's I'm wearing now. RGP's are actually better for your eyes than soft lens, less chance of infection, although I wore soft lens for many, many years and never experienced an infection.
For those who may not know (I didn't until I got these lenses); you can get multi-focal lenses, which helps with the up close and far away, they are great!
One more thang, I didn't know until recently, but LASIK has to be re-done after 10-15 yrs or so.........hmmm, I said when I heard that one.
3 inches... Impressive.
....impressive maybe for a duck!.......:eek::spitlol:
Rocket Man
04-29-2016, 03:52 PM
....aww crap!...NO!....I thought you said Justin Beiber songs!.....No wonder it's growth has been stunted!......:doh:
Silly CAM, Bieber's for kids
A less expensive alternative would be gas permeable (RGP) lens; I'm on my 2nd year with the one's I'm wearing now. RGP's are actually better for your eyes than soft lens, less chance of infection, although I wore soft lens for many, many years and never experienced an infection.
For those who may not know (I didn't until I got these lenses); you can get multi-focal lenses, which helps with the up close and far away, they are great!
One more thang, I didn't know until recently, but LASIK has to be re-done after 10-15 yrs or so.........hmmm, I said when I heard that one.
.....Rocket Grenade Propelled??.....I'd never heard of that one!......
Rocket Man
04-29-2016, 04:19 PM
.....Rocket Grenade Propelled??.....I'd never heard of that one!......
Nyet Comrade
RGP = Rocket Grande Primero or Rigid Gas Permeable, whichever one prefers
bobcat1
04-29-2016, 05:31 PM
I need it really bad and I am just throwing away money with new contacts every month and annual dr. appointmnets but that Lasik is expensive!
2k an eye back when I had it done. May be cheaper now. Got mine in 2008.
Rocket Man
05-10-2016, 09:55 AM
Carrot/raisin salad..................discuss amongst yourselves
Rabid Cougar
05-10-2016, 10:14 AM
Carrot/raisin salad..................discuss amongst yourselves
No thanks. I like cold pea salad.
Rabid Cougar
05-10-2016, 10:17 AM
Why is there a women color commentator on ESPN baseball???
Rocket Man
05-10-2016, 10:43 AM
No thanks. I like cold pea salad.
Oh yeah, I like cold pea salad too..........I've never made it and I think it's time to learn........to be continued
Rocket Man
05-10-2016, 10:47 AM
Why is there a women color commentator on ESPN baseball???
ESPN = Every Sport Politcally Neutered
44INAROW
05-10-2016, 02:35 PM
Oh yeah, I like cold pea salad too..........I've never made it and I think it's time to learn........to be continued
pea salad is a dish I take to all family gatherings... it's damn near a requirement :) So easy to make... I prefer to use the petite Lesuer peas, Hellman's mayonnaise, little bit of mustard, cheddar cheese (cut into cubes), boiled eggs, little bit of sweet pickle relish and if I want to get 'fancy', pimento :wave: Much better on day 2 - so I make the day before
I've been wanting to try with frozen peas... but I'm afraid the family will start a riot :doh:
Rocket Man
05-10-2016, 03:55 PM
Where's that dude that started this thread?
EL CAMBO, definitely not to be confused with RAMBO.
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