Cam
11-03-2015, 05:45 PM
So I found this big ol' Indian spear head no more than three feet from this steel "nut" with a little loopy thing on it........anybody have any idea what it is? There's a story there! Here's my take:
I live right off the Colorado in an area that is a known Comanche encampment....I've seen Indian ghosts...but that's a story for another time....anyways, I'm thinkin' a wagon train came through Comanche territory. It consisted of 19 wagons including Pascual De La Paz, the local tamale vendor, bringin' up the rear..(see pic)......The Comanche didn't take too kindly to these immigrants and quickly encircled the wagons....Local Chief I-Don't-Take-Nocrap approached the wagons with a few of his warriors and warned, "You white man sunsbitches no welcome! You only come to take our land, our ultra hot women, and spread disease. Turn around now or be scalped! The tamale guy can stay!".......Just then the leader of these pioneers, John Smith, decided hidin' under the wagon wasn't gonna cut it, so he came out and approached the chief....He offered the chief new weapons for his tribe and cotton seeds to plant along with a dozen of the latest P-38 can openers.....he also sweetened the deal by promising to teach them the game of football....hence, the first ever Redskins/Cowboys game took place...there is no historical record of who won...rumor has it the Cowboys won on a last minute field goal by Pascual, who was also an avid soccer player.....the fact that I found this "nut" indicates to me the Comanche started a post game brawl....tore down the wagons and took the metal to the local scrap yard in exchange for some whiskey.....this wagon "nut" was left behind....not too far lay the spear head....which no proud warrior wanted to pick up cause I believe it ended up stuck up John Smith's arse!!!.....it's all there in the history books if ya don't believe me.......
Here's Pascual.....
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/XLNT.jpg
Here's what I found in my yard:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/IMG_4096.jpg
...this story just made me wanna go home and watch a good ol' western!....
I live right off the Colorado in an area that is a known Comanche encampment....I've seen Indian ghosts...but that's a story for another time....anyways, I'm thinkin' a wagon train came through Comanche territory. It consisted of 19 wagons including Pascual De La Paz, the local tamale vendor, bringin' up the rear..(see pic)......The Comanche didn't take too kindly to these immigrants and quickly encircled the wagons....Local Chief I-Don't-Take-Nocrap approached the wagons with a few of his warriors and warned, "You white man sunsbitches no welcome! You only come to take our land, our ultra hot women, and spread disease. Turn around now or be scalped! The tamale guy can stay!".......Just then the leader of these pioneers, John Smith, decided hidin' under the wagon wasn't gonna cut it, so he came out and approached the chief....He offered the chief new weapons for his tribe and cotton seeds to plant along with a dozen of the latest P-38 can openers.....he also sweetened the deal by promising to teach them the game of football....hence, the first ever Redskins/Cowboys game took place...there is no historical record of who won...rumor has it the Cowboys won on a last minute field goal by Pascual, who was also an avid soccer player.....the fact that I found this "nut" indicates to me the Comanche started a post game brawl....tore down the wagons and took the metal to the local scrap yard in exchange for some whiskey.....this wagon "nut" was left behind....not too far lay the spear head....which no proud warrior wanted to pick up cause I believe it ended up stuck up John Smith's arse!!!.....it's all there in the history books if ya don't believe me.......
Here's Pascual.....
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/XLNT.jpg
Here's what I found in my yard:
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/IMG_4096.jpg
...this story just made me wanna go home and watch a good ol' western!....