Bumper Stickers found on some of my friends cars!

[Old Cardinal]

Now this is just for fun for some of my friends on 3A Down low---if I did not get to you, its not that I don't like you- I just ran out of Bumper Sticker sayings:
*He who laughs last, thinks slowest-Chief Woodman
*Atheism is a non-prophet organization-Old Tiger
*Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool-TrojanDad
*Honk if you love peace and quiet-Matthew 328
*I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges-Ranger Mom
*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe-Sinton 66
*99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name-Gilmer Buckeye
*42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot-BH_146
*On the other hand, you have different fingers-Kieth7
*A day without sunshine is like, night-Phil C.
*Depression is merely anger without enthusiam-ExBCcardsMom
*Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back-BobKat
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dulce 04
*Mind like a steel trap--rusty and illegal in 37 states-Italian Stallion
*When everything's coming you way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way-Chris Hart
*If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.-Duckbutter
*Support bacteria--they're the only culture some people have-PPHS
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.-Gobbla 2001
Remember, this is all in fun, I really appreciate all of you that participate on 3A Down Low!

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>

[crzyjournalist03]

great stuff again Old Cardinal!

[Green Ranger]

I am not going bald, I am getting head!

[Ranger Mom]

I really DO wonder about those sponges!! eek!

Green Ranger - That made me laugh out loud!! :D

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ranger Mom ]</small>

[southern_thunder]

Old Card I know i am one of your favorites I cant believe you left me off your list!! LOL eek!

[bd0707]

I like aliens -- they taste like chicken

[crzyjournalist03]

bd0707...umm...that was random

[bd0707]

Being random keeps me on a straighter path.

[Bulldog92]

Yeah...what about me, j_dog, and Reveille...the Bulldog Triumverate(sp?)? We want a stinkin' bumper sticker, too... :mad: :D

[Bulldog92]

Oops...I forgot spiveyrat, JasperDog94, and bearkatdad...the other Bulldog Triumverate. :D

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Bulldog92 ]</small>

[sinton66]

Kenny, do people in Jasper have cars? :D

[Old Cardinal]

Well if I must --to satisfy your childish urges!

*I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out!-Southern_Thunder
*What happen when you get scared to death, Twice?-Bulldog 92
*Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either--J-dog
*Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody-Reveille
*The early bird gets the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese-SpiveyRat
*A fool and his money are a girls best friend-JasperDog94
*Enjoy beer-It's not just for breakfast anymore!-BearKatdad

Have a good day guys!

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 05:54 PM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>

[3afan2K3]

Hey don't make fun of young people!

[Old Cardinal]

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery-3afan2K3

[Bulldog92]

That was just my childish urge. Leave everyone else out of it. And yes...people in Jasper have cars, but those are just the people that move there from somewhere else. It bewilders the heck out of the natives. The funny thing is that Jasper is bigger than Sinton in population, so I'm wondering when you will have cars of your own and how you heard of them in the first place. :D

[Chief Woodman]

I do not get it......

[Chief Woodman]

Now I get it! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Wbulldogs]

haha good stuff cardinal

go dawgs #3

[Old Tiger]

sinton66:
Kenny, do people in Jasper have cars? :D They got the rims that don't stop movin sinton :D j/k any Jasper fans that post on here.

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: Old Tiger ]</small>

[sinton66]

Bulldog92:
That was just my childish urge. Leave everyone else out of it. And yes...people in Jasper have cars, but those are just the people that move there from somewhere else. It bewilders the heck out of the natives. The funny thing is that Jasper is bigger than Sinton in population, so I'm wondering when you will have cars of your own and how you heard of them in the first place. :D Heh, heh, I'm in HOUSTON!!!!!Got plenty of them dang things here. :D

[Bulldog92]

Well I'm not exactly in Jasper either...so there. :D

[3afan2K3]

Old Tiger:

sinton66:
Kenny, do people in Jasper have cars? :D They got the rims that don't stop movin sinton :D j/k any Jasper fans that post on here.There are rims like that Old Tiger. But they will take a huge hit out of your wallet

[SintonFan]

Bulldog92:
The funny thing is that Jasper is bigger than Sinton in population, so I'm wondering when you will have cars of your own and how you heard of them in the first place. :D Never heard of a car in Sinton. Trucks are an entirely different matter, though. wink Unfortunately, Odem and Taft only have horses and mules. Of course Portland only has a bunch of A$$e$
:D :D :D

<small>[ September 03, 2003, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: SintonFan ]</small>

[sinton66]

Wife's NOT standing behind you reading over your shoulder, is she? :D

[SintonFan]

sinton66:
Wife's NOT standing behind you reading over your shoulder, is she? :D Wife?
Oh yeah, she went to the store in her TRUCK

[PhiI C]

HOW ABOUT THEM SPURS BEATING THE NETS FOR THE 2003 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP! BEST NBA SERIES WE EVER HAD!!!

AND TO ESPN: "WHERE'S THE CAT?" :)

[trojandad]

You forgot one ----

"I'm not wrong, and neither am I".....Old Card...

loved it......

[spiveyrat]

Bulldog92:
... so I'm wondering when you will have cars of your own and how you heard of them in the first place. :D Good one!!!
http://fp.funfiles.plus.com/animated_emoticons/emotes_h/headbanging_to_the_music.gif

<small>[ September 04, 2003, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: spiveyrat ]</small>

[Old Cardinal]

That's real funny, TrojanDad----I like the one-- The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

[Ranger Mom]

I have to admit the one that made me go hmmmmm was...."AMERICA - Bless God" (Instead of your usual God Bless America!!)

[crzyjournalist03]

Here's some good one's I've found:

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

All generalizations are false.

I took an IQ test last week, and the results were negative.

Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE still an idiot!

As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in school.

[BullFrog Dad]

!Dyslexic Your If Honk

[Old Cardinal]

I guess the one that made me laugh the most lately was on the bumper of a young navy guys ole car..It say "Some boats are submarines, the rest are Targets!"

[bd0707]

Here's one for some of us old hasbeens "This woking out thing isn't working out". :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[BH_146]

Old Cardinal, just got a chance to read this thread and thought it was great. I find nothing wrong with numbers. Without them, how would we know if we getting paid what we're worth?

[Old Cardinal]

To BH_146: I thought you would like that one! I enjoy your occasional stats---there are some posters that leave us all to ponder, or even observe, from a different prespective-you are one of them, and that is a compliment...

[crzyjournalist03]

"Honk if you love traffic jams!"

[spiveyrat]

BullFrog Dad:
!Dyslexic Your If HonkThat reminds me of a sign I saw on a coworker's desk that read...

Dyslexics of the World Untie!

[Old Cardinal]

I remembered a few of my friends that I have missed, look at their bumper stickers!

* Happiness is a belt-fed weapon- BigRed001
* I FROWN at them when they hold!--TX Mike
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species-Honeybee 04
* Few women admit their age, few men act it!-Bandara YaYa
* Black holes are where God divided by zero-pirate4state
*All those who believe in psychokinese, raise my hand-GoForit
*I intend to live forever, so far so good- Big 19
*Bad Cop!-No Donut CHS_Grad'85
*Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself-Slpybear the bullfan
*Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have-Crzyjournalist03
*Give me Ambiguity or give me something else-Administrator
*I brake for no apparent reason-Tarpon 2004

<small>[ September 04, 2003, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>

[Wbulldogs]

so i guess u have to be a long time poster to get a bumpersticker eh?? haha just playi :D

[Old Cardinal]

Anyone else want a bumpersticker, just let me know? I don't want to(sorry), forget anyone!

<small>[ September 05, 2003, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>

[SintonFan]

Old Cardinal:
Anyone else want a bumpersticker, just let me know? I don't want of forget anyone!Hehe, you just created mine when you said,
"I don't want of forget anyone!

[Green Ranger]

I lost 250 lbs in just two hours with the divorce her plan.

[Reveille]

Old Cardinal:

*Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody-Reveille
Hey, I resemble that remark. :D