Funny coach sayings

[Blue42]

I remember my coach telling me.

Move son the buzzards are starting to circle.

[Blue42]

You kids make me sick but I love you

[Blue42]

I f we don’t win I’m goanna get fired and I hate to move.

[Aesculus gilmus]

My favorite coach for this sort of thing was the late Abe Lemons.

Here's one I'd never heard and the link takes you to a bunch of his witticisms. He was one of a kind.

"We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to Hawaii and they made us honorary Hawaiians. We're going to the Virgin Islands this year."

http://www.just-one-liners.com/ppl/abe-lemons

[Gen.Pat]

Boy Dirt moves faster than you.
Damn he hit that Boy so hard his grandmother felt it.
Winning is better than Sex.
If a frog had longer legs he wouldn't bust his ass every time he hopped.

[Blue42]

Had coach Pat Blessing this was his favorite.
Hit that scudder we ain’t playing tiddlywinks.
To this day still don't know what a scudder is.

[Blue42]

Had coach Jenkins his favorite was .Great Gobs of Green Gorilla Grunt.

[Blue42]

Another Pat Blessing saying
Yall look like "Ned in the First Reader" out there.
I had 4 differnt head coaches in 4 years of high school so lots of good stuff

[Blue42]

If if's and but's were candy and nut's we'd all have a Merry Christmas

[toddg]

awww..sounds like 2 pillows hitting each other...this aint no pajama party!!!

[FB-fanatic]

I swear that boy's got two brain cells.. and they're waving goodbye to each other.
That boys got skillet mitts for hands.

[hollywood]

We're about to play some smash mash'k football boys! You hear me?! Smash mash'k FOOTBALL!
-Coach Bachtel (Brownwood)

[hollywood]

Unhitch the trailer son! We ain't got all day to get there!

[bobcat1]

If someone got hurt: What's wrong are your ovaries bothering you again? Need some Midol?

[Steer81]

I'm going to get fired over illness and fatigue. Everyone is getting sick and tired of me! Also the Great David Borquin saying "Don't forget to Beatoff, LONG PAUSE......Our shoes before you go in to the locker room.

[Trashman]

Son! You have two yards of grass....Two yards...You don't have to water or mow it...Just keep those 11 guys over there from walkin on it. Coach Melvin Burns

[Gen.Pat]

Great ones so far. Mine came from Mike Gray back in Arkansas.

[Dub-C]

Boy if you aint cheatin, you aint trying hard enough.

[coach]

If he traded brains with a gnat it would fly sideways

[Blue42]

Go North and South Son You ain't built for East and West.