Saturday Joke of the Day

[OldBison75]

I was in this bar and a cop comes in and asks "Who's dog is that"? I replied "It's mine"! He then said "Well, you need to take her home. She's in heat". I said "I have tied her up in the shade". He said "That's not what I mean, she wants to be mated". I looked at him and said "Well be my guest, I always wanted a Police Dog"! Can somebody come bail me out?

[PhiI C]

Very good! :)

[Cam]

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that.

The second guy says, "Pet him, maybe he'll let you."..........

[bobcat1]

This thread is Cam's fault. He has even got Old Bison and Phil perverted now.


Carry on.

[Cam]

This thread is Cam's fault. He has even got Old Bison and Phil perverted now.


Carry on.

....:tisk::tisk:......not my fault....Greendawgs!....