Food in Alice Texas?

[pancho villa]

We are staying in Alice for the regional track meet.
Anyone know of some good restaurants?
All recommendations welcome.(except Italian I hate it) Mexican, Burgers, Seafood, Chinese, ect.

[coach]

I hear they have a really good McDonalds.

[Cam]

Well....I don't know nothin' about Alice food....but I met a gal named Alice at the local Dollar Store who kept braggin' about how good her fried powdered donuts were!!.....She was there buyin' powdered sugar.....She lives on Madison Street if you wanna look her up!.......:crazy1:

[Cam]

I hear they have a really good McDonalds.

I heard that too....but people are some lyin' sunsabitches!!......

[coach]

Fun Fact, my grandfather was actually raised in Alice.

[Cam]

Fun Fact, my grandfather was actually raised in Alice.

....so maybe he knows Alice on Madison Street???.....Good thing your grandpa was raised in Alice and not raised by Alice on Madison Street!....

[coach]

It is 4/20 today isn't it?

[SintonFan_inAustin]

We are staying in Alice for the regional track meet.
Anyone know of some good restaurants?
All recommendations welcome.(except Italian I hate it) Mexican, Burgers, Seafood, Chinese, ect.Chente's is a pretty good Mexican food. Parking is bad though its usually packed and not to far from field here is their web site http://www.bing.com/local?lid=YN856x14825255&id=YN856x14825255&q=Chente%27s+Restaurant+Alice+TX&cp=27.72902~-98.07703&qpvt=chintez+mexican+resturant+alice+texas

several fast food and burger places on their main street about block away and a few can walk over to them.

[pancho villa]

Y'all are a lot of help. At least your entertaining .

[Cam]

Chente's is a pretty good Mexican food. Parking is bad though its usually packed and not to far from field here is their web site http://www.bing.com/local?lid=YN856x14825255&id=YN856x14825255&q=Chente%27s+Restaurant+Alice+TX&cp=27.72902~-98.07703&qpvt=chintez+mexican+resturant+alice+texas

several fast food and burger places on their main street about block away and a few can walk over to them.

Alice from Madison Street dated Chente once.....but things got ugly.....the only thing Chente got out of it was one passionate night out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy out in the back seat of his '60 Chevy workin' on mysteries without any clues workin' on our night moves and a great fried powdered donut recipe which he substituted for his restaurant sopapillas!!!...:crazy1:

[Cam]

Bob Seger ate at Chente's once...so it must be good!!....

[Cam]

It is 4/20 today isn't it?

YES!...which makes it Lima Bean Respect Day and Chinese Language Day!!!.......so, 就是足球的季節到了嗎？

which reminds me of my all time favorite children's book!!
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/lima.jpg

[coach]

I wonder how many bottles of eye drops are bought today?

[Cam]

I wonder how many bottles of eye drops are bought today?

....probably not too many in Colorado!......"but mom it's legal here!"....."GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN, YOU"RE STILL GROUNDED!".......

[coach]

Is there an age limit where it is legal? Or can anyone buy it?

[Cam]

Is there an age limit where it is legal? Or can anyone buy it?

....coach...you sure are asking a lot of suspicious questions!......:thinking:.......but yes it is legal (in Colorado) for anyone 21 and over to use marijuana or possess up to an ounce of marijuana for any purpose — even if it is just, as Rolling Stone magazine has put it, "for getting high purposes"......so, I'm guessin' you're around 27 years old.....you got nothin' to worry about.....you moving to Colorado or something??......I ain't....If I had to smell that stuff on a constant basis, I'd go nuts!.....No like any funny smells....unless of course it's one of Greendawgs or panfans flatulations which in that case I can tolerate since it's now known to prevent diseases!!!!........sorry bobcat1.....you're the limit!...I ain't smellin' anything coming out of you!..I've seen all that crappie and stuff you eat!...I'll take my chances on diseases!!!.....what was this thread about anyways????......:vrycnfsd:

[Cam]

oh yea, pancho villa was askin' about eatin' Alice....uhhh...I mean eatin' in Alice!.....You can't go wrong with Dairy Burger!!!...I hear they now serve Coyote Burgers!!!!....ummmm...

[greendawg84]

Is there an age limit where it is legal? Or can anyone buy it?

Well now you can get Willie Nelson weed ! He will have his own brand and stated he will make sure it is the best stuff on the market !?!?

[pancho villa]

oh yea, pancho villa was askin' about eatin' Alice....uhhh...I mean eatin' in Alice!.....You can't go wrong with Dairy Burger!!!...I hear they now serve Coyote Burgers!!!!....ummmm...

I think eating Alice's Coyote sounds yummy.

[panfan]

Well now you can get Willie Nelson weed ! He will have his own brand and stated he will make sure it is the best stuff on the market !?!?

Does willie weed make you sprout flippers and gills so you can swim with the fishes?

[pancho villa]

I am getting ready for Kinsville.
Quiero comer coyote de Alice

[1st and goal]

There ain't enough food in all of Alice for sancho.....ooops, I meant Pancho.

[panfan]

I can't believe with all the old timers on here, not one of you old farts identified the most obvious place to eat in Alice....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m57gzA2JCcM

[1st and goal]

I can't believe with all the old timers on here, not one of you old farts identified the most obvious place to eat in Alice....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m57gzA2JCcM

My brother could play the whole song and was begged to perform it for at least 3 families each Thanksgiving.

Panfan, did you meet Cam on the Group W bench?

[panfan]

My brother could play the whole song and was begged to perform it for at least 3 families each Thanksgiving.

Panfan, did you meet Cam on the Group W bench?

Might have, but things are a bit fuzzy from back then.