Brownwood Satire

[Trashman]

http://brownwoodexaminer.com/category/sports/

[bobcat1]

They didn't mention Snyder's ankle twisting technology.

[regaleagle]

Well....it's an entertaining article to say the least. No back-slapping in this district, haha.

[Smitty]

I think every team hates every team!!!! LOL!

[slingshot]

Didn't disagree with most of it...

[bwdlionfan]

This one may be even funnier.... http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/07/condom-found-on-field-at-gordon-wood-stadium/

[Trashman]

This one may be even funnier.... http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/07/condom-found-on-field-at-gordon-wood-stadium/
Oh, my......

[bwdlionfan]

Oh, my......

What were YOU doing Tuesday night?

[Trashman]

What were YOU doing Tuesday night?

I have no clear recollection. I have slept since then. :D

[Cam]

This one may be even funnier.... http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/07/condom-found-on-field-at-gordon-wood-stadium/

...now that's funny!...one way to narrow down the search would be to see if the condom is a Trojan Maxum XL....if it is, then the perpetrator is an out-of-towner!!!:spitlol:

speakin' of Brownwood....whatever happened to Rocket...or Sprocket...or Pockets or whatever he called himself??....

[slingshot]

Funny chit... LMAO at this one-- "It’s sad that more Brownwood people are scoring on this field at night then during games the last two seasons,”

[bobcat1]

...now that's funny!...one way to narrow down the search would be to see if the condom is a Trojan Maxum XL....if it is, then the perpetrator is an out-of-towner!!!:spitlol:

speakin' of Brownwood....whatever happened to Rocket...or Sprocket...or Pockets or whatever he called himself??....
:spitlol: Cam you been peeking in the showers in Brownwood again?

[Cam]

:spitlol: Cam you been peeking in the showers in Brownwood again?


:eek::tisk:

[Trashman]

:spitlol: Cam you been peeking in the showers in Brownwood again?

:spitlol: :fnypost::clap:

[Trashman]

This just keeps on getting better and better.......

http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/12/brownwoodurinal-awarded-worst-in-central-texas/

[Cam]

This just keeps on getting better and better.......

http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/12/brownwoodurinal-awarded-worst-in-central-texas/

...those horse troughs are the worst!....I never go to Brownwood restrooms without my UrineSecure jeans for men!...They're the best!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdPAWeckn38

[Trashman]

...those horse troughs are the worst!....I never go to Brownwood restrooms without my UrineSecure jeans for men!...They're the best!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdPAWeckn38

Shut up and take my money! :D

[bobcat1]

...those horse troughs are the worst!....I never go to Brownwood restrooms without my UrineSecure jeans for men!...They're the best!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdPAWeckn38
Is that Cam peeking? I knew it I knew it! Peter Peeker! That has to be Rocket on the other side.

[refereedoc]

...those horse troughs are the worst!....I never go to Brownwood restrooms without my UrineSecure jeans for men!...They're the best!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdPAWeckn38

Oh My that is way too funny. You have done it again Cam!

[bobcat1]

Oh My that is way too funny. You have done it again Cam!

I think it was Trashman that first posted this. Cam just got found out. :p

[Cam]

.....well....since we're on the subject of bathroom humor..AGAIN!....here goes another one for those who didn't see it last time......and I would venture to guess this scenario has played out many a time at the Gordon Wood Stadium horse troughs!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7kmQQap8Lc

[Cam]

Is that Cam peeking? I knew it I knew it! Peter Peeker! That has to be Rocket on the other side.

....oh cut me some slack bobcat1....them is a bunch of white boys!!.....:evillol:

[bobcat1]

:fnypost:

[Cam]

:fnypost:

dang...you still up?.....we must be some lonely souls!!!.....meanwhile, the wifeys have rolled their eyes, rolled over, and gone to sleep!!!......"How do these men on that silly website stay up for hours talking to other men they don't even know! It's disgusting!"...............................:spitlol:

[bobcat1]

I must have rolled over when your wife did. :cool:

[hollywood]

Another funny



Weekly Local High School and College Football Picks

August 27, 2014Sports


Brownwood by 7 over Gatesville:

One state poll (we won’t say who) has Gatesville favored to beat Brownwood by 5, but we think otherwise. Brownwood gave up 469 points last season in 11 games, a school record for the most points ever surrendered in a season by Brownwood High School. In comparison, the 1965 Brownwood defense gave up 43 points in 15 games en route to a perfect 15-0 season. “We’ve been told that scoring points puts people in the seats, so we think that our fans enjoy seeing our defense give up lots of points,” shared BISD assistant coach Shane Barber. “We are really hoping to improve on our success this season and break another record. As long as our offense can outscore them, I don’t care if we give up 100 points!”

Last year Brownwood beat Gatesville 69 to 33. We expect the score to be closer this year, as the Brownwood defense aims to give up more points. Players informed the Examiner that this season the team is taking a new approach in hopes of giving up even more points than last season. “We haven’t practiced tackling at all, coach says we don’t need to know how to tackle anymore.” shared linebacker Seth Frances. Frank Littlejohn, longtime Brownwood football fan and a member of the 1970 state championship team is frustrated with the lack of tackling in recent years, “wrapping up a player is old school, people haven’t done that since Bachtel was coach. Now the kids are taught to just run into the ball carrier, and the bigger man will remain standing.” In hopes of shattering last season’s record, BISD hopes to get a third digit installed on the visitors side of the scoreboard before Stephenville visits the Lions on October 10th.

All preparation has been focused on outscoring Gatesville this week. Coach Barber further explained, “we aren’t concerned about letting Stephenville run up the score just yet, right now we’re focused on the task at hand with Gatesville. It really doesn’t matter if we win 69 to 33 or 69 to 68. Fans want to see points, and it will get us one step closer to breaking last year’s record.”


http://brownwoodexaminer.com/category/sports/

[Bosqueville]

Brownwood coach better start winning or the folks there will be digging out the pitchforks. Doesn't matter if the talent just isn't there. I hear there are some younger kids waiting in the wings but I've been hearing this the last 3 years... Hoping for good things.

[hollywood]

Brownwood coach better start winning or the folks there will be digging out the pitchforks. Doesn't matter if the talent just isn't there. I hear there are some younger kids waiting in the wings but I've been hearing this the last 3 years... Hoping for good things.

Same here Bosqueville. This years Soph and Jr classes are suppose to be the classes everyone has been excited about. Time will tell.

[BwdLion73]

Same here Bosqueville. This years Soph and Jr classes are suppose to be the classes everyone has been excited about. Time will tell.

"you have no idea what is coming"...:D:D:D

As far as the stadium "troughs"...well its a football thing. If your ashamed of your manhood ... hold it till you get to a nice place to pee with your wife. :devil:

[bobcat1]

"you have no idea what is coming"..
:fnypost: Where is the bloomin idiot this year? I guess he only comes out when they are World Beaters.

[BwdLion73]

:fnypost: Where is the bloomin idiot this year? I guess he only comes out when they are World Beaters.

I'm not sure where a lot of them are. I joined this site when Brownwood moved to 3A. I've enjoyed it and have always said from day one that I'm a nobody with no inside information. I've seen some Bwd. experts come and go this past 6 years, but you see that at every school.
I'm just blessed to have come up through the Gordon Wood era and lived it first hand. During the hall of fame induction here a few months back Coach West, and Blackburn (Wood Assit.) were talking and Coach West said: "We were lucky enough to be there during the Glory days"!
That made me think of some of the powerhouse schools now...after I'm long gone as Worm dirt they will be on here posting about the old days while Venus and Progresso will be saying they are living in the past. :cool:
Let the season begin...

GO BROWNWOOD! ;)

[hollywood]

I'm not sure where a lot of them are. I joined this site when Brownwood moved to 3A. I've enjoyed it and have always said from day one that I'm a nobody with no inside information. I've seen some Bwd. experts come and go this past 6 years, but you see that at every school.
I'm just blessed to have come up through the Gordon Wood era and lived it first hand. During the hall of fame induction here a few months back Coach West, and Blackburn (Wood Assit.) were talking and Coach West said: "We were lucky enough to be there during the Glory days"!
That made me think of some of the powerhouse schools now...after I'm long gone as Worm dirt they will be on here posting about the old days while Venus and Progresso will be saying they are living in the past. :cool:
Let the season begin...

GO BROWNWOOD! ;)

I missed Coach Wood by 2 years! He still came to watch our practices sometimes. Would just drive his old sedan right up to the practice field, get out to talk to the coaches, watch practices for half a hour then get back in his old sedan and drive away.

[1st and goal]

This one may be even funnier.... http://brownwoodexaminer.com/2014/08/07/condom-found-on-field-at-gordon-wood-stadium/

thats from the ground pounding offense.