sinton66
05-20-2003, 10:31 AM
Subject: Underwear Is Important
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean
underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The
wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable
to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean
underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The
wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable
to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.