Random thoughts / questions thread...

[Cam]

How does a duck know where south is?.....and how does he identify his duck wife among the other ducks?......

[Saggy Aggie]

Why dont they put handles on soda bottles (2 liters) like they do for milk? so much easier to carry....

[Cam]

...why do we spell Wednesday with a "d" and an "n"?....

shouldn't it be Wensday or something similar?....

[Cam]

why does the urge to itch a very dark space only happen when you're in a crowd?......and why is it that someone always shows up to your desk right after you flatulate?....

[Cam]

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[Cam]

Why dont they put handles on soda bottles (2 liters) like they do for milk? so much easier to carry....

good point Saggy!....we have dropped many of those 2 & 3 liter bottles.....last one was my son at a Dollar Store about 2 months ago.....

[44INAROW]

lshmsfoaidmt

Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco:wave:

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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions :iagree:

[Cam]

Was learning cursive really necessary? I remember I would get carried away and write my "m's" with about 6 loops!!.....:crazy1:

[Cam]

Is that "white stuff" on bird crap just more bird crap?.....and speakin' of birds, is their 3 second long mating habit the reason they don't bother lighting one up afterwards??......:smoker:

[defense51]

Where does the white go when the snow melts? And why does my mail come before noon on some days, but after three on others? :vrycnfsd:

[YTBulldogs]

Why don't the snakes disappear when they eat one another by their tails?

[Old Tiger]

How does a duck know where south is?.....and how does he identify his duck wife among the other ducks?......

1) Has to do with Earths magnetic field.
2) Ducks are known as the rapist of the bird world.

[Old Tiger]

...why do we spell Wednesday with a "d" and an "n"?....

shouldn't it be Wensday or something similar?....



Wednesday comes from the Middle English Wednes dei, which is from Old English Wēdnes dæg, meaning the day of the Germanic god Woden who was a god of the Anglo-Saxons in England until about the 7th century.

[Old Tiger]

why does the urge to itch a very dark space only happen when you're in a crowd?......and why is it that someone always shows up to your desk right after you flatulate?....

It is your mind tricking you into thinking you have an itch due to anxieties.

[YTBulldogs]

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Same place the black goes when the black ice melts I guess.

[Old Tiger]

Same place the black goes when the black ice melts I guess.

Unless they are forced to used separate drainage systems

[Cam]

1) Has to do with Earths magnetic field.
2) Ducks are known as the rapist of the bird world.

gosh darnit OT.....I knew you were some sort of genius!.....:eek:

[Cam]

Where does the white go when the snow melts? And why does my mail come before noon on some days, but after three on others? :vrycnfsd:

D51's mailman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xP75qj3nTU

[Cam]

Wednesday comes from the Middle English Wednes dei, which is from Old English Wēdnes dæg, meaning the day of the Germanic god Woden who was a god of the Anglo-Saxons in England until about the 7th century.

I kinda figured it had something to do with sauerkraut!....:eek:

[44INAROW]

Was learning cursive really necessary? I remember I would get carried away and write my "m's" with about 6 loops!!.....:crazy1:

Cam - did you know that they're not even teaching cursive anymore? At least down here in hooterville USA - no cursive.. my very intelligent youngest son prints his name on checks - never learned cursive.. wow.. :confused:

[Cam]

Why don't the snakes disappear when they eat one another by their tails?

You mean Ouroboros???......

Here's why: the mass of the snakes is always preserved, so they cannot both disappear in a "pop". Why can't we picture two snakes completely eat each other up at the same speed? This is where the subtle deception takes place: Suppose that each snakes weighs 10 kilograms and eats 1 kilogram per minute. Then each snake could eat the other one in 10 minutes. Lets see what happens: after 5 minutes, snake A has eaten 5 kilograms of snake B, so it has gained 5 kilogram. However, it has also lost 5 kilograms which were eaten up by snake B. So the weight of snake A is still 10 kilograms; similarly the weight of snake B is still 10 kilograms. So, instead of having half the job done, they are still at the beginning. Five minutes later, they still have 10 more kilograms to eat, and so on: they have to go on forever, they can never finish up........:vrycnfsd:

[Cam]

It is your mind tricking you into thinking you have an itch due to anxieties.

ya mean I'm some sort of agoraphobiac?......so then, if that's the case, do I go ahead and itch the hell out of it no matter who's lookin'??.......

[Cam]

Cam - did you know that they're not even teaching cursive anymore? At least down here in hooterville USA - no cursive.. my very intelligent youngest son prints his name on checks - never learned cursive.. wow.. :confused:

yep....I don't think they teach it anywhere anymore......I was never good at it.....I PRINT everything!......last time I tried to write cursive, my pointer finger did something weird and cramped up.....now it twitches all the time and I have difficulty picking my nose and other necessary daily functions.......:doh:

[carter08]

If you live in the north, you don't have to worry about where the white goes when the snow melts because the snow NEVER MELTS.

[Cam]

why do people forget how to drive when it rains??....

[Cam]

today I had a chicken salad.....then I chased it with some pop tarts, Snickers, and two leftover flour tortillas....with butter!.........

[BB BULLS]

why is called a shipment if it goes by land-car/truck & if it is cargo it goes by ship? just wandering

[Cam]

....don't let your heart be broken by this world.....

[MUSTANG69]

Did you know your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is connected on one end only?

[Cam]

Did you know your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is connected on one end only?

....and it's a good thing it is cause if it wasn't, a certain member of the Downlow would not be able to tie a cherry stem in a knot!......

[Manso/V8]

Do chickens have lips?

[BwdLion73]

No, but I heard they have two peckers.

[MUSTANG69]

No, but I heard they have two peckers.

and they can use both of them at the same time

[Cam]

No, but I heard they have two peckers.

Holy crap!...and all this time I thought only the roosters had two peckers!......I feel so un-edumacated...........

[Cam]

A worm's life can be easy
If you lay low, out of sight

[Cam]

....why doesn't anyone listen to me anymore?.....:bigcry:

[MUSTANG69]

....why doesn't anyone listen to me anymore?.....:bigcry:

I'm listening but I was just thinking. If your aunt had huevos would she really be your uncle?

[waterboy]

....why doesn't anyone listen to me anymore?.....:bigcry:

Because we can't actually hear you?;)

[Cam]

I'm listening but I was just thinking. If your aunt had huevos would she really be your uncle?

....if my aunt had huevos then my uncle might could be a maricon and I'd probably have two tios and no tia!.....

[MUSTANG69]

....if my aunt had huevos then my uncle might could be a maricon and I'd probably have two tios and no tia!.....

Ok that clears that up. Now, if dogs and cats did not have fur would you still pet them?

[Cam]

saw a construction hard hat with a Longhorn helmet logo on the side of the highway in Austin.....guess he don't like the Longhorns no mo!.......

[defense51]

Do fish sleep?

[Cam]

Does the Coriolis effect make cement trucks mixing drums turn in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere??....:doh:

actually, the Coriolis effect doesn't even make toilet bowl water rotate in the opposite direction!....bunch of bull!....

[D'Highlander]

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

[waterboy]

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

You'd be the same size..., just uglier!

Ever wonder why they even bother putting locks on the doors of stores that are open 24-7 year-round?

[waterboy]

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

[waterboy]

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

[waterboy]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

[D'Highlander]

(this may have been said already)

What if the hoky poky is really what its all about?

[D'Highlander]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

why is it when you land they say "stay seated until the Captain turns the fasten seatbelt light off" and then immediately turn the light off?

[waterboy]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[waterboy]

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

[defense51]

My least favorite coin is a nickel.

[Cam]

Do fish sleep?

I'm guessin' they do....how else can you explain reelin' one in hooked by the tail or some other part of the body??.....that sucker was asleep and you just snagged it!.....least that's what I'm thinkin'.....

[Cam]

I dislike olives very much......

[Cam]

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

....i got a headache just thinking about that question!.....:doh:

[defense51]

Obituaries would be alot more interesting if they told how the person actually died...

[MUSTANG69]

Obituaries would be alot more interesting if they told how the person actually died...

Lets see.

Cam passed away on March 20, 2014 after suffering multiple contusions to all parts of his body while participating in a Menage a trois marathon in Alvarado this past weekend.

Yes it would make his obit more interesting and more believable.

[defense51]

Lets see.

Cam passed away on March 20, 2014 after suffering multiple contusions to all parts of his body while participating in a Menage a trois marathon in Alvarado this past weekend.

Yes it would make his obit more interesting and more believable.:eek::spitlol::ack!::cheerl:

[defense51]

I disagree with Kay Jewelers... I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller than with Kay!

[D'Highlander]

Just remember the next time you smell a fart that the smell is like having little pieces of poo from that persons arse up your nose...

[BB BULLS]

Just remember the next time you smell a fart that the smell is like having little pieces of poo from that persons arse up your nose...

now thats something to think about

[defense51]

Just remember the next time you smell a fart that the smell is like having little pieces of poo from that persons arse up your nose...

Much like shaking hands with someone who hasn't washed their hands, you just touched everything they've touched...

[Cam]

Much like shaking hands with someone who hasn't washed their hands, you just touched everything they've touched...

....don't touch that finger...you don't know where it's been!

D51....how's the boy doing? PM me sometime.

[defense51]

....don't touch that finger...you don't know where it's been!

D51....how's the boy doing? PM me sometime.
He's doing good, getting stronger and faster everyday!

[D'Highlander]

Parents who use the count to 3 method annoy me... That is just like telling your kid... "I told you to stop once already but you can keep doing it till I get to 3"

[Cam]

Just remember the next time you smell a fart that the smell is like having little pieces of poo from that persons arse up your nose...

...you're writings are so inspirational D'High....almost poetic with your phrasing.......have you ever considered becoming a motivational speaker...or maybe even a writer??.......:doh:

[D'Highlander]

...you're writings are so inspirational D'High....almost poetic with your phrasing.......have you ever considered becoming a motivational speaker...or maybe even a writer??.......:doh:

:vrycnfsd:

There was a time when I had aspirations of such... Even did a little on the side but I could not break the habit of picturing the people in the audience naked.. And that caused other problems...

[defense51]

Where do they put a toe tag on a dead person if the dead person doesn't have any toes?

[defense51]

Do prison transport buses have emergency exits?

[D'Highlander]

procrastination is just like masturbation you are only screwing yourself...

[Cam]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch......

[Cam]

Where do they put a toe tag on a dead person if the dead person doesn't have any toes?

probly his right nut!....for a female you'd have to ask Greendawg......

[defense51]

probly his right nut!....for a female you'd have to ask Greendawg......

How about it Greendawg???

[Cam]

....guess it's turkey season.....hit one this mornin' on Hwy. 29.....thing came flying out of nowhere onto my windshield....scared the crap outta me....almost killed myself......

[defense51]

....guess it's turkey season.....hit one this mornin' on Hwy. 29.....thing came flying out of nowhere onto my windshield....scared the crap outta me....almost killed myself......

Winner winner, turkey dinner

[Cam]

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

[Cam]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

[Cam]

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

[Cam]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

[defense51]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[D'Highlander]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

:clap:

[Cam]

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.....

[defense51]

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

[Cam]

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

....only panfan uses "fancy ketchup"!.....

[Cam]

....it's really hard to wipe your arse in the dark.....

[panfan]

....only panfan uses "fancy ketchup"!.....

and don't you forget it.

[panfan]

didnt know you needed to look down there, but some of the Burnet folks are "special"!!!!

[defense51]

....it's really hard to wipe your arse in the dark.....

If it's dark, does it really matter?:ack!:

[Cam]

and don't you forget it.

I won't!.....

[Cam]

didnt know you needed to look down there, but some of the Burnet folks are "special"!!!!

that brings up an interesting point that might be worth a thread all it's own:crazy1:......do you look or do you go at it blindly and just assume you cleaned your arse sufficiently enough to feel "confident" around your co-workers.....cause if you start noticing they're keeping their distance, you may have "stinky butt"...ain't nothin' worse than smellin' someone's arse...especially when it's mixed in with a little sweat!.:doh:.....then your spouse starts getting upset cause your underwear are developing stripes and TIDE ain't got the muscle to get rid of em'!...Come on panfan, start the thread on our sports forum....I dare you!....I'm too chicken!....:D........:thinking:..panfan, your Mrs. says you wear black underwear.....is that your way of hiding the stripes?......."Stripe Hider!"......

...this is all Greendawgs fault.....

[defense51]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

[Tejastrue]

I'm all for the "women's movement", especially when I'm walking behind it.

[BwdLion73]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

There are jobs that require No Facial hair. I had one once but they never made me shave my eyebrows...:speech::D

[Cam]

I think there's more to it there! I'm talkin' about that dude talkin' to Jake from Allstate at 3 in the morning!......I'll bet his wife already left em'!!.......

[panfan]

that brings up an interesting point that might be worth a thread all it's own:crazy1:......do you look or do you go at it blindly and just assume you cleaned your arse sufficiently enough to feel "confident" around your co-workers.....cause if you start noticing they're keeping their distance, you may have "stinky butt"...ain't nothin' worse than smellin' someone's arse...especially when it's mixed in with a little sweat!.:doh:.....then your spouse starts getting upset cause your underwear are developing stripes and TIDE ain't got the muscle to get rid of em'!...Come on panfan, start the thread on our sports forum....I dare you!....I'm too chicken!....:D........:thinking:..panfan, your Mrs. says you wear black underwear.....is that your way of hiding the stripes?......."Stripe Hider!"......

...this is all Greendawgs fault.....

You have too much time on your hands.

[panfan]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

what about ear hair?

[defense51]

When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their picket signs?:thinking:

[panfan]

When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their picket signs?:thinking:

Well if they are on strike, and no one is making signs to put the words on, then its obvious they are not carrying signs, but just hollerin at the picket line. :D

[44INAROW]

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds :)

[defense51]

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds :)

:doh:

[Cam]

You have too much time on your hands.

...it's good to be the king!....

[Farmersfan]

...it's good to be the king!....


"Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!"

[Cam]

"Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!"

:spitlol:....classic!....which reminds me.....panfan is the reincarnation of the garçon de pisse!.....or thy lowly piss boy!.....just kiddin' panfan....ya know I love you!.....

[Cam]

what about ear hair?

Ear hair is nothin' more than pubic hair that made it's way through your bed sheets and ended up on your pillow and eventually into your ear canal....there it settles until it "regenerates" itself...people with lots of ear wax are usually the ones with lots of "ear" hair...the over-production of wax is the bodies way of trying to rid itself of foreign invader hairs that come from other disgusting parts of the body..It is the ear waxes job to protect the skin of the human ear canal, assists in cleaning and lubrication, and also provides some protection from bacteria, fungi, insects, pubic hair, and water..
Ear hair is technically not considered facial hair unless, of course, these nomadic hairs end up on your face for some other reason.....:eek:.....if your ears are hairy as hell, you might try changing the sheets more often....And don't think them dust mites are gonna do your dirty work for ya and eat 3 to 6 mil diameter hair!....they only like eatin' skin!!.....and that's what I was learned in anatomy class!.....
Dang....I shoulda been a doctor!......:crazy1:


....this is all Greendawgs fault!.....

[panfan]

:spitlol:....classic!....which reminds me.....panfan is the reincarnation of the garçon de pisse!.....or thy lowly piss boy!.....just kiddin' panfan....ya know I love you!.....

but it looks like with everyone doing the queen except the king, the piss boy has a better shot at it than his royal hi-anus!!
Where was the piss boy from anyway - Mel Brooks History of the World?? "oh piss boy, wee wee, lots of it! :taunt:

[defense51]

Ear hair is nothin' more than pubic hair that made it's way through your bed sheets and ended up on your pillow and eventually into your ear canal....there it settles until it "regenerates" itself...people with lots of ear wax are usually the ones with lots of "ear" hair...the over-production of wax is the bodies way of trying to rid itself of foreign invader hairs that come from other disgusting oparts of the body..It is the ear waxes job to protect the skin of the human ear canal, assists in cleaning and lubrication, and also provides some protection from bacteria, fungi, insects, pubic hair, and water..
Ear hair is technically not considered facial hair unless, of course, these nomadic hairs end up on your face for some other reason.....:eek:.....if your ears are hairy as hell, you might try changing the sheets more often....And don't think them dust mites are gonna do your dirty work for ya and eat 3 to 6 mil diameter hair!....they only like eatin' skin!!.....and that's what I was learned in anatomy class!.....
Dang....I shoulda been a doctor!......:crazy1:


....this is all Greendawgs fault!..... Seems to me that Greendawg is a troublemaker...

[Cam]

I saved a moths life today.......

[panfan]

I saved a moths life today.......

must of turned a light off.

[defense51]

If a man that was sentenced to death and about to be executed had a heart attack, would they attempt to save him so they could execute him later?

[Cam]

must of turned a light off.

Actually no...my son has an insect collecting project for school...he had captured two Hummingbird moths and was going to give one to his buddy....well, he left it in it's container in the car...still alive...when I got to Austin I noticed it on the floor.....didn't have the heart to leave it there....so I opened up the container.....thing actually crawled onto my finger.....gave me a "wink"....and took off!!.....I felt this sense of freedom....it's good to be alive!....:wave:

[Cam]

If a man that was sentenced to death and about to be executed had a heart attack, would they attempt to save him so they could execute him later?

gosh dang d51...you ask some perplexin' questions!.....

[Cam]

what the heck?....why is my left butt cheek itchin' today?....

[defense51]

what the heck?....why is my left butt cheek itchin' today?....

It's either eczema or a sign that $$$ is coming your way...

[waterboy]

It's either eczema or a sign that $$$ is coming your way...

Or that he has critters...

[Cam]

It's either eczema or a sign that $$$ is coming your way...

...I'll take the latter!....

[Cam]

Healthy Choice Chicken w/ Rice Soup SUCKS!......after one spoonful, I'm headin' to Jimmie Johns for a sammich!....

[coach]

Why do peaople freak out when someone double dips their chip in salsa, but says nothing when you share a cig or take a drink from their cup?

[Cam]

Why do peaople freak out when someone double dips their chip in salsa, but says nothing when you share a cig or take a drink from their cup?

ya mean like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWuSi00CcNk

[coach]

ya mean like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWuSi00CcNk

That's classic. On the related videos I rewatched the shrinkahe video. Another classic.

[Cam]

That's classic. On the related videos I rewatched the shrinkahe video. Another classic.

Indeed a classic!......"like a frightened turtle"!!!.:spitlol:......One reason I hate cold weather!!....of course, none of this matters if you're Greendawg...cause according to him, he's related to Mr. Ed!!......:doh:

[defense51]

When does it stop being partly cloudy, and start being partly sunny?

[coach]

When does it stop being partly cloudy, and start being partly sunny?

Good question.


Do yall wash your hands in the shower?

[D'Highlander]

have you ever used baby wipes on your own pooper? :2thumbsup

[Cam]

have you ever used baby wipes on your own pooper? :2thumbsup

Heck yeah D'Hi!....best thing that ever happened to me...or my arse I should say!.......Hey, even some docs recommend them...they're much easier on the rectumbilious for sure..plus, they're dingleberry free!.....And, if it's good enough for a baby's butt, it's good enough for me!.....just be careful, one of them scented Wal-mart brands made my arse itch like crazy!....I still use regular crap paper too....sometimes I do a combination!....Do the dry stuff first then bring in the heavy artillery wet stuff!.....My arse gets so clean I guarantee there ain't no crap molecules floatin' around....another bad thing about the baby wipes are some brands are pretty moist.....I've had to stumble and hop over to my honey while she's doing her hair, bend over and ask, "Sweety, can you hit me with that blow dryer a few times? Just don't get too close! I don't want singed arse hairs to stink up the place even worse!"...... :doh:

oh...and did I mention they're dingleberry free?.....

dingleberry free.....dingleberry free......weeee

[defense51]

Can crop circles be square, or would they considered crop squares?

[Cam]

Can crop circles be square, or would they considered crop squares?

I'm worried about you D51!!!......

[Cam]

Good question.


Do yall wash your hands in the shower?

absolutely....with my scrotalarius!!.....

[defense51]

I think it would be really cool if Cam's last name was ouflauge...

[Cam]

I think it would be really cool if Cam's last name was ouflauge...

...it is!!

[Cam]

Got my KANSAS concert tickets today! Aztec Theatre San Antonio. Me and my boys are going....

[panfan]

Got my KANSAS concert tickets today! Aztec Theatre San Antonio. Me and my boys are going....

Saw them several times in the 80s them, Styx, and Rush. All good concerts. I bet in that venue at the aztec its gonna be good.

[44INAROW]

Got my KANSAS concert tickets today! Aztec Theatre San Antonio. Me and my boys are going....

Nice :) way back when... circa late 1977 or early 1978 - we saw Leslie West (Mountain) with AC/DC, Moxy and Boston at Laurie Auditorium.. Is that place still around? Never been to a concert (or anything for that matter) at the Aztec - might have to do some checking around for upcoming shows... I bet Kansas puts on a great show!

[Cam]

Saw them several times in the 80s them, Styx, and Rush. All good concerts. I bet in that venue at the aztec its gonna be good.

Will be my youngest son's first concert rock concert. He actually loves Kansas. Got front row center seats on the upper balcony. Should be fun..you should join us panfan!!

[Cam]

Nice :) way back when... circa late 1997 or early 1978 - we saw Leslie West (Mountain) with AC/DC, Moxy and Boston at Laurie Auditorium.. Is that place still around? Never been to a concert (or anything for that matter) at the Aztec - might have to do some checking around for upcoming shows... I bet Kansas puts on a great show!

I've always wanted to see Kansas...finally get to!....I hear singer Steve Walsh has lost some of his voice but who cares!....MOXY??...Holy cow hadn't thought of them in a long time...I know I have their "Ridin' High" album somewhere in my collection.....

[BwdLion73]

I think it would be really cool if Cam's last name was ouflauge...


...or shaft...

[defense51]

What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an unmovable object?

[D'Highlander]

ricochet

[defense51]

ricochet

:thinking: :thumbsup:

[Cam]

....I'm wonderin'.....do KKK members like to polka dance???.....or are they more into tejano music?.....

[Cam]

Why is it that every time you open one of them Dole fruit cups with the plastic seal the juice squirts out and gets all over you??..

[panfan]

Why is it that every time you open one of them Dole fruit cups with the plastic seal the juice squirts out and gets all over you??..

its just you man. Never happens to me.

[Cam]

its just you man. Never happens to me.


you stay out of this Barney!......I thought you were busy?......

[panfan]

you stay out of this Barney!......I thought you were busy?......
I am but there is enough time to harass you from time to time!

[Cam]

.....I think all single guys should date more Arab women......:vrycnfsd:

[Cam]

whatever happened to Mel Gibson?....

[Cam]

micro scratches on 300mm silicon wafers are difficult to detect with off-axis LED line lights & bright field illumination sucks too!.....just sayin'...... :vrycnfsd:

...the perils of our lab work.....

[defense51]

What was the first person to eat an egg thinking? Hmmm......

[Cam]

What was the first person to eat an egg thinking? Hmmm......

...probly one of Greendawg's ancient relatives!!.....

[Cam]

I've always thought it would be kinda cool to see a porn film starring the famous skeletons from the old Sinbad movies!...regular porn stuff I just don't watch...too boring...just sayin'.....:doh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiTSyZbIjAg

[BwdLion73]

You could title it "Boner"
:blush:

[Cam]

You could title it "Boner"
:blush:

....i like the way you think 73!!...:doh:

[Cam]

why are there sugar ants in my car??.......

[D'Highlander]

why are there sugar ants in my car??.......


They are carpooling... Gas aint cheap!

[BwdLion73]

why are there sugar ants in my car??.......

...you drive a sweet ride...

[defense51]

why are there sugar ants in my car??.......

How can you be sure that they aren't saccharin, sucralose, aspartame, or Stevia ants?

[Cam]

today I ate an apple and the sticker on it!....wasn't bad......

[Cam]

How can you be sure that they aren't saccharin, sucralose, aspartame, or Stevia ants?

sucralose??....you sir, are way too edumacated for me!!!.....

[Cam]

When you're woken up in the middle of the night by a chirping cricket, why does the chirping stop just when you're about to find it??...Then as soon as you hit the pillow, it starts up again?.....little bastards!!....

[Cam]

i think I just crapped my pants......

[defense51]

i think I just crapped my pants......

When I was in bootcamp, we had a recruit crap his pants... Our senior drill instructor stopped everything and began to tell us that from this point forward, if the Marine Corps wants us to crap our pants they would issue us written orders to do so, until then it is not authorized!

[Cam]

we should all get together sometime and work on some math problems!!......

[Cam]

....who hacked into my nude photos??.....:foul:

[EagleEye]

A pair of pants has two legs. Why dont we say a pair of shirts since it has two arms.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
Why dont we call it a water heater. You dont heat hot water.

[defense51]

Did anyone ever find Waldo?

[Cam]

Did anyone ever find Waldo?

No.....but I heard he ran off with Raffi....!!!!

[defense51]

No.....but I heard he ran off with Raffi....!!!!

I don't believe that for a second! By the way, who is Raffi?

[Cam]

I don't believe that for a second! By the way, who is Raffi?

...are you kiddin' me D51!.....You don't know Raffi for real??.....well he's just the greatest singer of children's songs on the planet!.....don't tell anybody, but sometimes you'll find me jammin' down the highway to one of Raffi's CD's!!!....:doh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-GDn2xvFQQ

http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/burnet2/raff.jpg (http://s1081.photobucket.com/user/burnet2/media/raff.jpg.html)

[Dawgfan64]

Raffi looks like someone should run over him and away with him

[Dawgfan64]

Does the donate button not work? It keeps taking me to the same page.

[Dawgfan64]

It's a long way to 100 posts...just saying...who chose 100...why not 50?

[defense51]

To increase your chances of survival, always be the first to shoot.

[Cam]

On a busy freeway...when you slow down out of courtesy to let someone merge onto your lane, how come the good lookin' people never give you a "thank you" wave???.....from now on, only the ugly sunsbitches are getting any breaks from me!!!......:foul:

[BwdLion73]

Why do all microwaves have a popcorn button and all popcorn bags say Do Not Use!

[Cam]

There's something just not right about the guy on the phone with Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning!!!!......:thinking:.....his wife better watch his ass...literally!....

[defense51]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

[Phantom Stang]

On a busy freeway...when you slow down out of courtesy to let someone merge onto your lane, how come the good lookin' people never give you a "thank you" wave???.....from now on, only the ugly sunsbitches are getting any breaks from me!!!......:foul:

That's not true!
I always wave "thank you" when someone lets me over. Even to ugly people!!

[Cam]

That's not true!
I always wave "thank you" when someone lets me over. Even to ugly people!!

....Phantom Stang.....a dashing fellow he is!..........:spitlol:

[Cam]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

...and speakin' of teflon.....wouldn't underwear made from teflon keep the huevos from sticking??......:eek:

[defense51]

...and speakin' of teflon.....wouldn't underwear made from teflon keep the huevos from sticking??......:eek:

Teflon underwear would come in handy!

[Rocket Man]

Quick suggestion: on the mobile version there is a link one can click to get the full version. I accidentally touched it and now can't get back to the mobile version. If it can be done, can you put a link on the the full version to get to the mobile version? Thanks for the consideration.

[EagleEye]

Some of this stuff is funny for sure.

[Tejastrue]

:doh:Famous name mispronunciations. For example Pedernales..around here it's PeRdenales. When did that R jump back? Refugio is RefuRio..say what??? That is so wrong in either language. And what about (Brett) Favre... dang R jumping again.... FaRve. lol

[defense51]

:doh:Famous name mispronunciations. For example Pedernales..around here it's PeRdenales. When did that R jump back? Refugio is RefuRio..say what?? That is so wrong in either language. And what about (Brett) Favre... dang R jumping again.... FaRve. lol

How about Duke University basketball coach Mike Kryzewski- pronounced Sha-shef-ski...

[LH Panther Mom]

Does the donate button not work? It keeps taking me to the same page.
It appears to be working, but I didn't push "order". I'll check it out all the way this evening. :)

[coach]

How about Duke University basketball coach Mike Kryzewski- pronounced Sha-shef-ski...

Thats not how you pronounce it but ok

[coach]

:doh:Famous name mispronunciations. For example Pedernales..around here it's PeRdenales. When did that R jump back? Refugio is RefuRio..say what??? That is so wrong in either language. And what about (Brett) Favre... dang R jumping again.... FaRve. lol


Mexia is another one

[defense51]

Thats not how you pronounce it but ok

I was quoting the pronunciation from the Mike Kryzewski website; coachk.com. I'm sure they're wrong though...

[Cam]

where are all these dung beetles coming from??.....anybody else notice?......they're even sneakin' into my home.....I sat on the pot this morning...started reading National Geographic....then I heard this little swishin' sound.....I moved Yukon Cornelius off to the side to take a peak down below...and sure nuff....dang dung beetle in scuba gear just waitin' there...them things are everywhere....and if you try to pick one up off the floor...they'll emit this smelly stuff that stinks up the whole room.....

.....this is all Greendawg's fault!....

[Cam]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[defense51]

Why do dogs spin around in circles before they lay down? I tried it, and it did nothing for me...

[Cam]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

----The Carpenters!.....

[Cam]

Why do dogs spin around in circles before they lay down? I tried it, and it did nothing for me...

.....well, I'm OK with the spinning....as long as you didn't try lickin' your balls too!.....

[defense51]

There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who cannot...

[Cam]

There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who cannot...

....i have this therapist.......

[defense51]

....i have this therapist.......

PM me the number, I'll put his//her kids through college...:helpme::helpme::helpme:

[Tejastrue]

Now that's funny guys...