Scoop27
01-10-2014, 11:38 PM
From texas2afootball.com
Was sitting at a lovely beating of a basketball game last night and heard many sayings from parents that I found interesting. Please add to the list.
Call it both ways ref. (like a ref is taking bribes from a subpar 2A school)
He's been doing it all night.
Over the back (then on the other end a kid jumps on the back of an opposing player and you hear the following)
He never touched him
3 seconds!
Get him! (Not really sure what was meant by this, but I am sure the mom had good intentions)
Drive to the basket (is said while the ball handler has three guys on him. Not pass to one of the open teammates, but drive)
Run! (LOL might as well yell out Dribble!, Jump! and Stop!)
The following is not really a cliche but was overheard and I found amusing and a little confusing.
Kid is at free throw line for two shots. Misses first shot and from behind me I hear "Where does he think he is the NBA? Come on use the backboard. Why don't these coaches teach these kids to use the backboard!"
That ain't glue, it's paint. Make him move out!
And mine is "Give Me A Break refs"
Was sitting at a lovely beating of a basketball game last night and heard many sayings from parents that I found interesting. Please add to the list.
Call it both ways ref. (like a ref is taking bribes from a subpar 2A school)
He's been doing it all night.
Over the back (then on the other end a kid jumps on the back of an opposing player and you hear the following)
He never touched him
3 seconds!
Get him! (Not really sure what was meant by this, but I am sure the mom had good intentions)
Drive to the basket (is said while the ball handler has three guys on him. Not pass to one of the open teammates, but drive)
Run! (LOL might as well yell out Dribble!, Jump! and Stop!)
The following is not really a cliche but was overheard and I found amusing and a little confusing.
Kid is at free throw line for two shots. Misses first shot and from behind me I hear "Where does he think he is the NBA? Come on use the backboard. Why don't these coaches teach these kids to use the backboard!"
That ain't glue, it's paint. Make him move out!
And mine is "Give Me A Break refs"