Uses for Women?

[Old Tiger]

I figure since we are just a bunch of guys sitting around talking sports we can also talk women.

Laundry
Dishes
Cleaning
Cooking
Creation or the practice of creation
Scratching your back when you have an itch in the middle of it


What are some of your favorite things you like woman to do?

[LH Panther Mom]

Ban your butt didn't make the list. :thinking: :evillol:

[bobcat1]

I can't put most of them on here.:p My wife gets an apple fritter covered in melted butter and hot French Vanilla coffee in bed every Saturday and Sunday morning.

[Txbroadcaster]

just a really dumb thread

[bobcat1]

just a really dumb thread
You just don't like Casey, admit it.

[GrTigers6]

I figure since we are just a bunch of guys sitting around talking sports we can also talk women.

Laundry
Dishes
Cleaning
Cooking
Creation or the practice of creation
Scratching your back when you have an itch in the middle of it


What are some of your favorite things you like woman to do?Sit at the bar with me so Im not the lonely guy at the bar :D
Kids are all gone so that's what we do now ;)

[panfan]

Do you have a girl friend or wife? or is it just you and ol' Rosy five fingers? Me ol' tiger, wampum woman on head and drag back to cave..... :D

[jason]

mow the yard when it's too hot or too cold
load your golf clubs in the truck for you after she makes your pre-round sandwich

[pancho villa]

I have been married for 29 years and have never ironed, washed, folded, or put up clothes.
That is what women are for.

[44INAROW]

Sit at the bar with me so Im not the lonely guy at the bar :D
Kids are all gone so that's what we do now ;)

I can relate........... :ditto:
speaking of Apple Fritters (mentioned above) my husband stopped at Prasek's in Hillje on his way home from Houston yesterday and bought 2 apple cinnamon rolls. - WOW - I'd never had apple in a cinnamon roll (usually it's raisins) anyway - very good.. OK carry on :)

[pancho villa]

Sit at the bar with me so Im not the lonely guy at the bar :D
Kids are all gone so that's what we do now ;)

My kids are gone also.
I miss them very, very much.
Especially when it is time to mow, edge, weed eat, and blow the yard.

Ms Villa is gitting a little old for this.

[coach]

just a really dumb thread

Hey, it is the offseason and to be honest its better than half the threads on here today.

[GrTigers6]

My kids are gone also.
I miss them very, very much.
Especially when it is time to mow, edge, weed eat, and blow the yard.

Ms Villa is gitting a little old for this.

Well until we get our final kid out of college we are living in our 5th wheel at an Rv park so we have no yard to manage.:)

[Old Tiger]

just a really dumb thread

You must have to do your own housekeeping or you are now a woman?

[refereedoc]

You must have to do your own housekeeping or you are now a woman?

Or henpecked?:helpme:

[pancho villa]

I love Ms. Villa, especially when she making tacos in her birthday suit.

[1st and goal]

I have been married for 29 years and have never ironed, washed, folded, or put up clothes.
That is what women are for.

As long as you like her enchiladas, things are going to be fine.

[Cam]

I love Ms. Villa, especially when she making tacos in her birthday suit.

...what I want to know is.....who in their right mind would've married you!!!....:taunt:.....que tolerancia!....

[1st and goal]

My wife says I'm the sexiest guy in the world when I'm doing dishes or vacuuming. (which I don't do real often)

[pancho villa]

...what I want to know is.....who in their right mind would've married you!!!....:taunt:.....que tolerancia!....

Not only is Ms. Villa a great cook, housewife, and, sexslave, she works a fulltime job.

Oh did I also say she is "muy caliente"!!!!!!!!!!

[pancho villa]

My wife says I'm the sexiest guy in the world when I'm doing dishes or vacuuming. (which I don't do real often)

Do you do these things in the buff?

[Cam]

Do you do these things in the buff?

....well if he does, he should limit it to chores standin' up!.....if he gets on his hands and knees to scrub floors, that could have a traumatic affect on the dog or cat!!.....can you imagine?....poor doggie coming eye to "eye" with an eye of that magnitude!!!........:ack!:

[BwdLion73]

Talk about a thread on a death spiral. Who on here lets their wife look 3adl?

[GrTigers6]

Talk about a thread on a death spiral. Who on here lets their wife look 3adl?

Mine can look all she wants but she wont. Now her sons may tell her!:D

[toddg]

from an old Alabama song..."dont you worry about my woman, or what you think she ought to be...shes close enough to perfect..for me"

[GrTigers6]

from an old Alabama song..."dont you worry about my woman, or what you think she ought to be...shes close enough to perfect..for me"

So apparently your wife does read this:D

[Cam]

from an old Alabama song..."dont you worry about my woman, or what you think she ought to be...shes close enough to perfect..for me"

Whoa!..:eek:....I know that song!.....here's some more of them lyrics.....crazy stuff you listen to toddg!!!......

"Now shes been known to wear her pants too tight
Camel toe's a showin' even in the lowest light
Heaven knows shes not an angel, but she'd really like to be
And that's close enough to perfect for me"

[waterboy]

I don't "make" my wife do any of these things. She does them without my asking. I feel a little guilty sometimes because she does absolutely everything for me..., and my girls. She's beautiful, cooks, cleans, does the dishes, laundry, mows the yard, and NEVER says "no". I am truly blessed, and I really try to do special things for her when I can. We've been married for over 17 years, and it just keeps getting better and better. Don't get me wrong..., nobody's perfect, but she's about as close as one gets to me.:inlove:

[Ville-D]

I don't "make" my wife do any of these things. She does them without my asking. I feel a little guilty sometimes because she does absolutely everything for me..., and my girls. She's beautiful, cooks, cleans, does the dishes, laundry, mows the yard, and NEVER says "no". I am truly blessed, and I really try to do special things for her when I can. We've been married for over 17 years, and it just keeps getting better and better. Don't get me wrong..., nobody's perfect, but she's about as close as one gets to me.:inlove:

Mine is about the same, but I do the mowing...

I married way over my head in the looks department.

[GrTigers6]

Mine is about the same, but I do the mowing...

I married way over my head in the looks department.

Me too She is my trophy Wife!:D
Because I know there is no way im her sugar daddy!

[refereedoc]

Mine is about the same, but I do the mowing...

I married way over my head in the looks department.

Yep you and me both did. I still don't know what mine saw:p

[1st and goal]

Do you do these things in the buff?

No way, don't won't to scare her off. :)

[toddg]

Mine is about the same, but I do the mowing...

I married way over my head in the looks department.


Me too She is my trophy Wife!:D
Because I know there is no way im her sugar daddy!


Yep you and me both did. I still don't know what mine saw:p

apparantly nice guys do finish first..despite a couple of ya'll being refs!!

[Old Tiger]

What about women voting rights? Revoke em i say!

[buckeyebob]

Mrs buckeyebob continues to work as a RN while I am retired...almost as good as Mailbox Money...now if she would take care of the yard & get a side jobe...priceless

[pancho villa]

Ms. Villa has worked so hard this year I am going to take her to Cabo in March. I am going to drink mucho cerveza.