Joke of the day.....

[Cam]

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.

The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."

The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!".......:doh:

[Cam]

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"

He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.

"You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

[Cam]

At the Door

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

[refereedoc]

Where have you been? It was been a slow 2 weeks without you around. WELCOME BACK JACK!

[Cam]

Where have you been? It was been a slow 2 weeks without you around. WELCOME BACK JACK!

Aliens professor ref!!.....It was mostly Gomer's fault!....:doh:

[D'Highlander]

Aliens professor ref!!.....It was mostly Gomer's fault!....:doh:

I figured you had a gobernment job and since it was shut down you had no access to your computer... :vrycnfsd: