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Cam
09-24-2013, 01:40 PM
It's lunch time!....So I'm rushing to the bathroom to relieve myself after a long meeting.....I'm frantically lookin' down and struggling to find my slider!.....my "zipper" slider that is!...:eek:.....anyways, at the urinal, I slowly tilt my head up with eyes half closed in complete and total bliss.....when a speck on the wall catches my attention!.....Holy bejeebers!.....staring right at me only about a foot away is the biggest, most hideous booger I've ever come face to face with!...Dang thing had a wig on it!!...:ack!:...So shocked I was my bladder shut down......then it (thunder) struck me!....Somebody from Liberty Hill was here!!..:stirpot:........:D

So, panfan or LHPM or similar....I should have my appetite back by Oct. 25th....who's buyin' me a hotdawg??....Or better yet...I'll buy!....But it might be best to eat em' PRE-game cause if ya'll do it during the game you might up-chuck the dawg in disgust!.....:stirpot:...:devil:

panfan
09-24-2013, 02:27 PM
It's lunch time!....So I'm rushing to the bathroom to relieve myself after a long meeting.....I'm frantically lookin' down and struggling to find my slider!.....my "zipper" slider that is!...:eek:.....anyways, at the urinal, I slowly tilt my head up with eyes half closed in complete and total bliss.....when a speck on the wall catches my attention!.....Holy bejeebers!.....staring right at me only about a foot away is the biggest, most hideous booger I've ever come face to face with!...Dang thing had a wig on it!!...:ack!:...So shocked I was my bladder shut down......then it (thunder) struck me!....Somebody from Liberty Hill was here!!..:stirpot:........:D

So, panfan or LHPM or similar....I should have my appetite back by Oct. 25th....who's buyin' me a hotdawg??....Or better yet...I'll buy!....But it might be best to eat em' PRE-game cause if ya'll do it during the game you might up-chuck the dawg in disgust!.....:stirpot:...:devil:.
You know you put it there last week. Did one of those one sided nostril blasts, and that thing came flying out at the speed of sound .
Now you know where its at.

toddg
09-24-2013, 03:09 PM
http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13991/BOOGER2.jpg (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

Cam during his Lambda,Lambda,Lambda days....

Cam
09-24-2013, 03:45 PM
http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13991/BOOGER2.jpg (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

Cam during his Lambda,Lambda,Lambda days....

No....I was never a Tri-lamb......but I was a member of Lambada Lambada Lambada!......never used the thong though...only my dancin' partner wore em'!......:doh: