Happy Hump Day

[Gsquared]

Larangitis struck the zebra at his uncles reunion.

[Ville-D]

Do you like eggs?

[Gsquared]

Do you like eggs?

Yes, yes I do

[toddg]

I dreamed I was a muffler last night...woke up exhausted..

[Ville-D]

Whats the difference in an Orange?

[toddg]

whats the difference in an orange?

ge?..

[Ville-D]

Whats the difference in an Orange?


ge?..

A telephone pole and a motorcycle because a telephone pole doesn't have wheels.

[Ville-D]

How long do you think Ding Ning will remain atop the women's world table tennis rankings? (or is it Ning Ding)

[BwdLion73]

When you put on your breaks your life is in your foots hands.

[D'Highlander]

:crazy:

[Cam]

Whats the difference in an Orange?

....Simple, a chicken because a vest has no sleeves.......:vrycnfsd:

[toddg]

Skillit shot!!

[D'Highlander]

Butt Sneeze!!!

[toddg]

Drunk man, street car, foot slipped... There you are!

[bobcat1]

This is more fun than stepping on baby chickens. Voila'

[defense51]

A penguin typing a research paper.

[Cam]

:vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd:

[44INAROW]

:vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd::vrycnfsd:

no Shiiite Cam =- my head hurts from thinking................ :bigcry:

[Cam]

no Shiiite Cam =- my head hurts from thinking................ :bigcry:

.....my head hurts from reading!.....but it also hurts cause I hit my head while under a desk uhh tryin' to disconnect a power cord that is all I wasn't like doing anything orally to anybody or anything like that cause I'm just not that kind of guy in fact I'm actually a well respected gentleman man do I have them fooled and this is now officially a run on sentence which probably just made your headache worse!.......:crazy1:

[Ville-D]

Who is buried in Cams Tomb?

[Ville-D]

Anybody interested in getting the iOS 7 Beta? I have a Dev account so I can get it. just PM me if you are interested.

[defense51]

Who is buried in Cams Tomb?

Jimmy Hoffa???

[bobcat1]

West Nile soup

[Cam]

Who is buried in Cams Tomb?

Technically, nobody...cause a tomb really doesn't get buried.....but I could be wrong....one thing I do know is, in Grants Tomb, Ulysses S. Grant and his wife Julia Dent are entombed side by side in separate tombs......Although in 2008 during a routine maintenance check it was discovered that Ulysses somehow got out of his tomb and jumped into his wife's tomb!.....Current Grant family members were informed and it was decided to leave them together...Only Shaquille Grant Jones, kin to Ulysses' owned slave William Jones, objected to the idea of leaving them together. But he was overruled. In 2011 during another maintenance check, it was discovered that Ulysses and Julia's skeletons had switched positions. This time with Julia on top.......Many Grant family members demanded the maintenance crew be questioned about the possible tampering. And of course, they picked on poor ol' Carlitos from Columbia. But Carlitos held his ground and had this to say:

"I no touch nothing and I know is not a hoax!"
"Jus look at Julia's left hand on Mr. Grants scrot!"
"Is true love I am telling you!"

This.....is a true story!.......:thinking: