Funny Chess Joke from Mexico

[Phil C]

Don Pedro (a long time retired bullfighter) is taking a daily walk through the plaza.
A young man with a chess kit approches him and says "Good Morning Don Pedro. Do you know how to play chess?"
Don Pedro replies "Yes and No."
The young man asks "Do you want to play a game?"
"No."

:D

[Gsquared]

Don Pedro (a long time retired bullfighter) is taking a daily walk through the plaza.
A young man with a chess kit approches him and says "Good Morning Don Pedro. Do you know how to play chess?"
Don Pedro replies "Yes and No."
The young man asks "Do you want to play a game?"
"No."

:D
This is by far the best joke of the day! Thanks Phil!