What is the weirdest dream you've ever had??

[Cam]

Let's hear it!....

Here's mine: I've dreamt I was the front left tire of a pickup truck...my face was built into the treads.....I hated this dream!....It was more of a nightmare......everytime the truck drove off, I'd get real dizzy and my head would pound.....my eyes would burn.....and snot would come flying out of my nostrils......but the worst part about it was driving down the highway and seeing all these bugs and little animals crossing the road....It was horrible cause everything the truck ran over hit my face.....I remember trying to warn the driver (some guy named Bubba) there was a caterpillar or some other insect up ahead...but because of the tire rotation, every time I tried to talk it would sound something like this:
"Hey Mister....thump!....hey Mis....thump!......Slow dow......thump!....there's a.....thump!......caterpill......thump!.......just ahead....thump!.....you son of a....thump!.......I swear I'm....thump!........gonna kill.....thump!.......you.....thump!.......you bastar........thump!.........just wait......thump!.......till you sto.........thump!........stop the tru.......thump!.........truck you.....thump!.........you butt......thump!.........sniffin' son........thump!.......of a bitc......thump!......Please plea.....thump!......stop!..........thump!.."

and for whatever reason, anytime Bubba came to a stop sign or light, I'd always end up face down....a horrible smothering sensation!!....

And when he got up to 80 miles per hour or so, I had to get clever to try and communicate with him by using single letters:

"L..thump!..O..thump!..O..thump!..K..thump!..O..thu mp!..U..thump!..T..thump!..S..thump!..N..thump!..A ..thump!..K..thump!..E..thump!..

anyways, I've had this nightmare at least twice!.....once I awoke in full fright mode and started rolling on the floor all the way down the hall until the wall stopped me.......the second time my wife just slapped me and went back to sleep!
I told my doctor about this dream....she told me the dream meant I was just longing for a brand new pickup truck. So, I told my wife what the doctors orders were but that got me nowhere near the truck dealership!!:foul:

anyways, this dream always gives me a really bad headache....I hope it didn't give you one just tryin' to read it!!!......:doh:

[mwrams]

Dreamed that our town got invaded by billions of slimy slugs...big ones! So I grabbed a broom from the kitchen and swept my way to the car only to find I had forgot the keys...all the while the slugs had moved in over the area I had just swept and were beginning to encroach upon my shoes and up my pant leg...All the while I'm freaking out!!! I finally make it back to the house with their sticky goo all over my pants...any way I get on the road and the slugs are everywhere. They are cause the wheels to lose traction and it's like driving in an Amarillo ice storm. I finally make it to the store and as I get out of my car I see the parking lot is covered... so, good thing I brought my broom cause I had to sweep a pathway to the door. But, alas! Things only got worse...the store was out of salt...as everybody in town had the same idea as me....all night long I drove from store to store with the same result...NO SALT!! anyway...I woke up and that was the end of the slugs...however, to this day...and its been a good 30 years since that dreadful night...I can't stand the sight of them slimy curmudgeons!!!

[Txbroadcaster]

dreamed I got this goofball of a co host who has no attention span, likes to do show in underwear, has a liver of iron and likes Midgets........oh wait not a dream

[cougartino]

I was standing a few feet in front of the old Astrodome scoreboard when an evil looking face (like Ultraman) appeared making me fall several hundred feet to the ground.

[Cam]

......holy crap fellas!.....and I thought I was messed up!.....this is going to get really weird!!!.......Can't wait to hear Greendawgs!.....

[Gsquared]

I had one a couple of weeks ago where I was on a street corner in Sherevport and I was in one of those horse suites, the one where there is one person in the front and one in the back but I was the only one in the suit. Anyway, some dude came up to me and said hey man, you wanna buy a hit of acid and I was like nah man, im just hanging out, about to go gamble at the casino. He said wich one and I was like its the one shaped like the Methodist Church in Uvalde. He was all ok cool, can I go with you and I said sure you can. We then ended up in Santa Fe New Mexico playing marbles on the sidewalk next to an ice cream truck that was spinning disco out of the speakers. I woke up after that.

[D'Highlander]

I have had this dream many times...

Me and my buddies I grew up with are fighting for our lives at my church. We have AR's, shotguns, RPG's... all the good toys. And there is this creak/tree line behind our church where the "things" are coming from. It is always dark so I could never really make out what they were but you could see their eyes.. They never stopped coming... I remember I would always wake up pouring in sweat and terrified.

:crying:

[Cam]

Dreamed that our town got invaded by billions of slimy slugs...big ones! So I grabbed a broom from the kitchen and swept my way to the car only to find I had forgot the keys...all the while the slugs had moved in over the area I had just swept and were beginning to encroach upon my shoes and up my pant leg...All the while I'm freaking out!!! I finally make it back to the house with their sticky goo all over my pants...any way I get on the road and the slugs are everywhere. They are cause the wheels to lose traction and it's like driving in an Amarillo ice storm. I finally make it to the store and as I get out of my car I see the parking lot is covered... so, good thing I brought my broom cause I had to sweep a pathway to the door. But, alas! Things only got worse...the store was out of salt...as everybody in town had the same idea as me....all night long I drove from store to store with the same result...NO SALT!! anyway...I woke up and that was the end of the slugs...however, to this day...and its been a good 30 years since that dreadful night...I can't stand the sight of them slimy curmudgeons!!!

I'm really struggling to analyze your dream!.....you use interesting words to describe....such as SLIMY, BIG ONES, GRABBED, BROOM, MY WAY, UP MY PANT LEG, STICKY GOO, LOSE TRACTION, SALT, ALL NIGHT, etc........WAAAIT A MINUTE!!....Did you have sex before you went to sleep????.....:clap::tongue: :tisk::2thumbsup

[mwrams]

I'm really struggling to analyze your dream!.....you use interesting words to describe....such as SLIMY, BIG ONES, GRABBED, BROOM, MY WAY, UP MY PANT LEG, STICKY GOO, LOSE TRACTION, SALT, ALL NIGHT, etc........WAAAIT A MINUTE!!....Did you have sex before you went to sleep????.....:clap::tongue: :tisk::2thumbsup

Good one!!! LOL!!!

[Trashman]

I was in a sports bar [I don't do bars] and in walks a crying woman with a shot gun.......Just as she starts to pull the trigger on the guy sitting next to me, I wake up.

[bobcat1]

I fell headfirst into a water well and got pinned upside down. I kept trying to work my way back up but I would slide deeper every time I moved. Arms pinned to my side, blood rushing to my head and oxygen getting thin. Thanks goodness I woke up just hanging off the bed headfirst wrapped up in covers. I was sweatin' like a woman of ill repute in Church. Swore off adult beverages after I woke up but I lied, I was right back at it the next night.