View Full Version : What would you want to give up sex for one year?
pancho villa
05-24-2013, 07:54 AM
I was listening to 610 am(sports talk) this morning and they were talking about what a person would want if they gave up sex for one year.
One answer “never have to wait in line again”
Other than $ what would you want?
ME-Free DISH Network for life!
44INAROW
05-24-2013, 08:20 AM
I was listening to 610 am(sports talk) this morning and they were talking about what a person would want if they gave up sex for one year.
One answer “never have to wait in line again”
Other than $ what would you want?
ME-Free DISH Network for life!
NO sex for a year AND I GET SOMETHING.. damn.. BONUS ;):tmi:;)
seriously.. I'd prefer retirement but I won't be greedy.. I'll say 3 day work week.........
Txbroadcaster
05-24-2013, 08:29 AM
i would need multiple stuff
Cowboy SB
Longhorn NC
Ranger WS
My HS not only win state title but be known as greatest of all time
and 5 million dollars
waterboy
05-24-2013, 08:37 AM
i would need multiple stuff
Cowboy SB
Longhorn NC
Ranger WS
My HS not only win state title but be known as greatest of all time
and 5 million dollars
Amen to that! It would all of that for me to even consider it.....
pancho villa
05-24-2013, 08:50 AM
i would need multiple stuff
cowboy sb
longhorn nc
ranger ws
my hs not only win state title but be known as greatest of all time
and 5 million dollars
no! $
waterboy
05-24-2013, 08:52 AM
no! $
Oh, yeah.... NO DEAL!!
Gsquared
05-24-2013, 09:17 AM
No sex for a year, id want a years supply of lotion.
lostaussie
05-24-2013, 09:20 AM
What the hell kinda question is that: being......I think the word is celebate?......... is not in my future:D
Scoop27
05-24-2013, 09:27 AM
Without going into any detail I have health related issues, I already don't have sex with my wife and haven't in over 5 years. And I'm as serious as I can be.
Rabid Cougar
05-24-2013, 09:28 AM
I was listening to 610 am(sports talk) this morning and they were talking about what a person would want if they gave up sex for one year.
One answer “never have to wait in line again”
Other than $ what would you want?
I gave up sex for a year TWICE! Once in Iraq and once in Afghanistan. All I got out of it was a t-shirt. :doh:
Bullaholic
05-24-2013, 09:44 AM
At my age, this is a something for nothing deal....:D
my brain is racing right now with all kinds of thoughts!..And speakin' of racing, here's a dude that would do it just to win another Indy 500!......Ol' Helio just blew it I think!.....His good lookin' gal, Adriana will soon fly into the sunset after hearin' that remark!......I say dumbass!...
http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/helio-castroneves-says-he-would-give-up-sex-for-a-year-for-indy-500-win-052313
Saggy Aggie
05-24-2013, 11:20 AM
Without going into any detail I have health related issues, I already don't have sex with my wife and haven't in over 5 years. And I'm as serious as I can be.
Smh...
Id give up sex for one year but in return there would be NO texas high school football, offseason, 7 on 7 or any other related activities for 1 year.
No sex for a year, id want a years supply of lotion.
:eek::blush:Lotion?....you mean like for the middle finger ONLY or for the entire hand?....your careful answer here could very well define the private life of G2!......:smoker:
Id give up sex for one year but in return there would be NO texas high school football, offseason, 7 on 7 or any other related activities for 1 year.
.....aren't we a glutton for punishment???...or is that gluten for bread??.........no pikachu for a year?....wow!.......:eek:
Without going into any detail I have health related issues, I already don't have sex with my wife and haven't in over 5 years. And I'm as serious as I can be.
FB fanatic and scoop27 are the two most honest fellas on this board for sure!!.....FB and his rhoids and scoop and his loins!!..(there's a limerick in there somewhere)......Hope your health issues aren't too serious scoop.........and scoop just goes to show this HOLE subject is overrated!!!.....
What the hell kinda question is that: being......I think the word is celebate?......... is not in my future:D
.....I wouldn't count your gonads before they drop!!!......
which reminds me of the time I was 7 years old and walked in on grandpa in the bathtub....he was standin' there bare-naked (or is that Bare-Naked Ladies - the band?)....Now being so little my mind could've exaggerated things a bit, but I swear his scrotum was down to his knees!.......:ack!:
dang I'm on a roll here but I gotta go to lunch!!!.....for some reason I ain't hungry and my palms are sweatin'.......:eek:
Tejastrue
05-24-2013, 12:21 PM
Don't forget your meds when you have that hot toddy with lunch. :wave:
coach
05-24-2013, 12:53 PM
Don't forget your meds when you have that hot toddy with lunch. :wave:
Id give up sex for a year as long as i didnt have to read xmens stupid antifootball posts ever again;l
1971Coogs
05-24-2013, 03:11 PM
No sex for a year, id want a years supply of lotion.You mean a two year supply....you already have your one year supply in your chest of drawers. :tongue:
maestro
05-24-2013, 03:25 PM
I gave up sex for a year TWICE! Once in Iraq and once in Afghanistan. All I got out of it was a t-shirt. :doh:
For those of us married for close to 30 years it happened WITHOUT ANY DEAL.
Haha
1971Coogs
05-24-2013, 04:15 PM
For those of us married for close to 30 years it happened WITHOUT ANY DEAL.
HahaI resemble that remark....going on 38 years (being married that is) to the same woman.
44INAROW
05-24-2013, 05:02 PM
I resemble that remark....going on 38 years (being married that is) to the same woman.
almost 38 years here too.......... 1975
defense51
05-24-2013, 05:52 PM
My wife told me she was gonna be celibate. I told her if you sell-a-bit, I'll buy buy a bit!
My wife told me she was gonna be celibate. I told her if you sell-a-bit, I'll buy buy a bit!
....so, how much you got invested?.......
bobcat1
05-25-2013, 05:38 AM
I'd take the King Ranch.
GrTigers6
05-25-2013, 12:49 PM
Nothing! I would never make it! And I have been married for 25 years!
You can't do something like that for 2-3 times a week and just drop it all together!
That would be like giving up beer for a year! :D:D
Scoop27
05-25-2013, 03:08 PM
A lot of men do without it when they are over 55 like me. It's the nature of things when you have health issues and don't care anymore. My wife deals with it and doesn't care.
Saggy Aggie
05-25-2013, 04:01 PM
A lot of men do without it when they are over 55 like me. It's the nature of things when you have health issues and don't care anymore. My wife deals with it and doesn't care.
Good to know, scoop.
bobcat1
05-25-2013, 04:13 PM
A lot of men do without it when they are over 55 like me. It's the nature of things when you have health issues and don't care anymore. My wife deals with it and doesn't care.
Sorry to hear that. Glad you said a lot of men cause that ain't me. 56 and still young!
bigwood33
05-25-2013, 05:38 PM
Id give up sex for a year as long as i didnt have to read xmens stupid antifootball posts ever again;l
Block him...and resist the urge to see if he EVER has a valid point.
slingshot
05-25-2013, 06:14 PM
For those of us married for close to 30 years it happened WITHOUT ANY DEAL.
HahaDang. Just celebrated our 30th anniversary and I'm 54. If it doesn't happen 2-3 times per week I'm grumpy as hell. A year? Just shoot me...
bobcat1
05-25-2013, 07:42 PM
Some of you retired folks need to remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9mqM2X4PI
bobcat1
05-25-2013, 07:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ9OzIn9-o4
BwdLion73
05-25-2013, 07:48 PM
A lot of men do without it when they are over 55 like me. It's the nature of things when you have health issues and don't care anymore. My wife deals with it and doesn't care.
You seem like a good man Scoop....Be careful if you see me and Bobcat 1 at a meet and greet...:evillol:
TheDOCTORdre
05-26-2013, 05:19 PM
Due to health problems that my wife encountered leading up to and after the birth of our son, I had to go 13 months without. This was being less than 2 years only into marriage, it was rough but after we got through all that mess we are making up for it :evillol: :2thumbsup:D
Scoop27
05-26-2013, 06:45 PM
Some of it is mental as well as physical problems. It all starts in the brain
Saggy Aggie
05-26-2013, 08:10 PM
Some of it is mental as well as physical problems. It all starts in the brain
Lol I just love scoop's posts
BwdLion73
05-27-2013, 08:32 AM
Some of it is mental as well as physical problems. It all starts in the brain
....or like me you need a big club to knock em in the head....
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