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Cam
04-08-2013, 02:32 PM
on Progressive Insurance's "FLO"?.....and can anybody tell me where I can download her music?.....:inlove:

Rabid Cougar
04-08-2013, 03:56 PM
on Progressive Insurance's "FLO"?.....and can anybody tell me where I can download her music?.....:inlove:
She is a stand up comic.

Cam
04-08-2013, 04:02 PM
She is a stand up comic.

No way!....I had no idea......

bobcat1
04-08-2013, 04:05 PM
Because I can't stand the owner of Progressive Insurance and his political views and support, I can't stomach Flo. I turn the channel.

PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE is owned by Peter Lewis: Who is he?

Well, you're about to learn the rest of the story:


PROGRESSIVE AUTO INSURANCE

You know their TV commercials, the ones featuring the ditsy
actress all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the Chairman
of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the major funders of leftist causes in
America.

Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group
most responsible for destroying what's left of Americas Judeo-Christian
heritage.

Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org and American Coming Together,
two key propaganda arms of the socialist left.

His funding for these groups was conditional on matching contributions from
George Soros, the America-hating socialist who is the chief financier of the
Obama political machine.

Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism, but now finances a
progressive movement that threatens to destroy the American free enterprise
system that is targeting television shows on Fox News.

Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans (who
buy his auto insurance) that he applies to dismantle the very system that
made him wealthy. He's banking on no one finding out who he is, so, STOP
buying Progressive Insurance and pass this information on to all your
friends.

Cam
04-08-2013, 04:19 PM
Because I can't stand the owner of Progressive Insurance and his political views and support, I can't stomach Flo. I turn the channel.

PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE is owned by Peter Lewis: Who is he?

Well, you're about to learn the rest of the story:


PROGRESSIVE AUTO INSURANCE

You know their TV commercials, the ones featuring the ditsy
actress all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the Chairman
of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the major funders of leftist causes in
America.

Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group
most responsible for destroying what's left of Americas Judeo-Christian
heritage.

Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org and American Coming Together,
two key propaganda arms of the socialist left.

His funding for these groups was conditional on matching contributions from
George Soros, the America-hating socialist who is the chief financier of the
Obama political machine.

Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism, but now finances a
progressive movement that threatens to destroy the American free enterprise
system that is targeting television shows on Fox News.

Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans (who
buy his auto insurance) that he applies to dismantle the very system that
made him wealthy. He's banking on no one finding out who he is, so, STOP
buying Progressive Insurance and pass this information on to all your
friends.

Wow! Again, I had no idea!......dang I feel ignorantous!.....should this mean I shouldn't have any passionate desires to bag Flo?....:doh:........actually, I'm only kiddin'....funny you say you flip the channels...I do the same thing!.....that woman annoys the hell outta me!.......but I'll bet panfan fantasizes about her just like he wishes he was in the land of green and white!.........:stirpot:

defense51
04-08-2013, 06:23 PM
Flo reminds me of a truck stop waitress.

refereedoc
04-08-2013, 07:00 PM
Flo reminds me of a truck stop waitress.

Irritating hussy. I turn the sound off every time she comes on. Geico has the good commercials.

Txbroadcaster
04-08-2013, 11:21 PM
Because I can't stand the owner of Progressive Insurance and his political views and support, I can't stomach Flo. I turn the channel.

PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE is owned by Peter Lewis: Who is he?

Well, you're about to learn the rest of the story:


PROGRESSIVE AUTO INSURANCE

You know their TV commercials, the ones featuring the ditsy
actress all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the Chairman
of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the major funders of leftist causes in
America.

Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group
most responsible for destroying what's left of Americas Judeo-Christian
heritage.

Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org and American Coming Together,
two key propaganda arms of the socialist left.

His funding for these groups was conditional on matching contributions from
George Soros, the America-hating socialist who is the chief financier of the
Obama political machine.

Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism, but now finances a
progressive movement that threatens to destroy the American free enterprise
system that is targeting television shows on Fox News.

Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans (who
buy his auto insurance) that he applies to dismantle the very system that
made him wealthy. He's banking on no one finding out who he is, so, STOP
buying Progressive Insurance and pass this information on to all your
friends.


he also only donates to charities that are ran with good financial plans...and he also signed the giving pledge

Aesculus gilmus
04-09-2013, 07:11 AM
Well, the name "Progressive" even sort of implies most of the one-party freaks in Texas are not going to agree with the man's politics.

I don't envy those who wake up every day and have to think about who is on his/her boycott list.

I went with Progressive for my auto insurance because they gave me a cheaper quote than the Gecko did.

BTW, Warren Buffett owns GEICO. So you're screwed either way. You just need to face the fact that there are just as many wealthy Dims as there are Pukes.

defense51
04-09-2013, 07:15 AM
he also only donates to charities that are ran with good financial plans...and he also signed the giving pledgePeter Lewis also donated $3,000,000 to the ********* Policy Project aka MPP and $159,005 (odd amount) in support of California's Proposition 19. In January 2000, Mr. Lewis was arrested and charged in New Zealand for possession of *********. Lewis pleaded guilty to three charges and paid a substantial fine, though under New Zealand law he was not required to serve time in jail or prison. According to his lawyer, Marie Dyhrberg, Lewis used the ********* on the advice of his doctor for pain relief after the partial amputation of his leg in 1998.

Txbroadcaster
04-09-2013, 08:23 AM
Peter Lewis also donated $3,000,000 to the ********* Policy Project aka MPP and $159,005 (odd amount) in support of California's Proposition 19. In January 2000, Mr. Lewis was arrested and charged in New Zealand for possession of *********. Lewis pleaded guilty to three charges and paid a substantial fine, though under New Zealand law he was not required to serve time in jail or prison. According to his lawyer, Marie Dyhrberg, Lewis used the ********* on the advice of his doctor for pain relief after the partial amputation of his leg in 1998.

and I agree with him

BwdLion73
04-09-2013, 08:39 AM
Damn Cam ... Could you have started a more innocent thread?

From looking at the commercial where it is raining I would say "Flo" may beep when she backs up! and she does have that "Loves" truck stop look with the makeup.

Cam
04-09-2013, 09:24 AM
Damn Cam ... Could you have started a more innocent thread?

From looking at the commercial where it is raining I would say "Flo" may beep when she backs up! and she does have that "Loves" truck stop look with the makeup.

Hey....no matter what kind of thread you start on the Low.....there's gonna be controversy!......me, I'll just stick to my ol' insurance man (Bob) whom I've used for over 25 years.......and who the heck took a letter outta one of my words?....:D.....sneaky moderator!!....

Farmersfan
04-09-2013, 09:43 AM
and I agree with him




No way we can legalize that stuff! That would mean another end to the "American Judeo-Christian Heritage" that we have all enjoyed so much in the past! :crazy:

Ernest T Bass
04-09-2013, 10:01 AM
The chick on the Taco Cabana commerical is annoying as hell. I'd have to be completely hammered to like her, just like Taco Cabana.

greendawg84
04-09-2013, 10:08 AM
The chick on the Taco Cabana commerical is annoying as hell. I'd have to be completely hammered to like her, just like Taco Cabana.

Which is usally the only time you see anybody in that joint anyway !

Cam
04-09-2013, 10:32 AM
The chick on the Taco Cabana commerical is annoying as hell. I'd have to be completely hammered to like her, just like Taco Cabana.


ahhh c'mon Ernest...don't underestimate yourself!.....:D.............but you're right, that gal and Flo are runnin' neck and neck!.....Hey, here's a thought: Maybe Taco Cabana & Progressive should combine the two in a commercial. Have it play out something like this:

A wasted driver (like G2) comes smashing into a Taco Cabana, hits this one old lady at a table who's stuffin' a bean burrito into her mouth. The force of the impact shoves the burrito down her throat causing her to start chokin'....in comes Flo to the rescue. First she does the heimlich manure to save her ass, the burrito comes flyin' out and into the hands of the Taco Cabana chick. She takes a bite out of it and proclaims the dang thing still tastes delicious..even though it's got the old lady's dentures embedded into it!.....while Flo goes to the rescue of the driver...who by then has puked all over himself. Flo pulls him out, jumps on top of him and proceeds to bang on his chest thinkin' he's having a heart attack....when it's all over, Flo tells the dude his car will be just like new, then she and the Taco Cabana chick rip into their new hit single entitled, "Insurance and Burritos, It's All Good".......and in the background you see the old lady who was eating the burrito with a headlock on the driver as she proceeds to beat the crap outta him!...... or something like that......:crazy1:

defense51
04-09-2013, 11:24 AM
and I agree with him

Agree or not, it's still illegal which makes him just another criminal...

Buckeye1980
04-09-2013, 11:49 AM
A word about cheaper insurance , I called and gor quote from The Elephant and now save 600 per year of same police from 21st

panfan
04-09-2013, 12:07 PM
but I'll bet panfan fantasizes about her just like he wishes he was in the land of green and white!.........:stirpot:

:lies: I'm offended.

Rabid Cougar
04-09-2013, 01:01 PM
I too thought the first post was quite innocuos and nonpolitical.

BwdLion73
04-09-2013, 01:50 PM
:lies: I'm offended.

About which one? :)

Cam
04-09-2013, 01:54 PM
About which one? :)

I'd say Flo!....:taunt:

panfan
04-10-2013, 08:03 AM
I'd say Flo!....:taunt:

Hey Cam, take your avatar and tickle your tatoo! :eek: Did you and G-dawg go and tag the dripping springs baseball field and blame it on MF. Sounds like something ya'll might do. Next time, don't give G-dawg the paint can, you know he can't spell.

greendawg84
04-10-2013, 09:13 AM
Hey Cam, take your avatar and tickle your tatoo! :eek: Did you and G-dawg go and tag the dripping springs baseball field and blame it on MF. Sounds like something ya'll might do. Next time, don't give G-dawg the paint can, you know he can't spell.

Was not me ...... CAM ???? :thinking:

And you are correct panfan , at least about one thing , I fo sho cant spell for @#$!

Now about that tatoo tickle thing ?! What up with that panfan :ack!:

Cam
04-10-2013, 09:40 AM
Was not me ...... CAM ???? :thinking:

And you are correct panfan , at least about one thing , I fo sho cant spell for @#$!

Now about that tatoo tickle thing ?! What up with that panfan :ack!:

NOt me Greendawg!...I'm a model citizen...

tatoo ticklin'?....I have no idea what the man is talkin' about......:vrycnfsd:

panfan
04-10-2013, 09:52 AM
NOt me Greendawg!...I'm a model citizen...

tatoo ticklin'?....I have no idea what the man is talkin' about......:vrycnfsd:

Ok I'll fess up....I've got one tattoo...but it's for beneficial purposes only!....I've got a small "target" symbol with the letters A, G, R right below the target. This tattoo is right in the middle of my testicles.....and it's only there to assist my doctor when she checks for hernias......Oh, and what do the letters A,G,R mean you may ask? Well, nothing actually. Unless you stretch the skin out just a bit...then it reads: "PLACE FINGER HERE"!!.........and that's about the extent of my tattoo history.......carry on folks, this tattoo talk could get interesting......

Can you say ARG?

Cam
04-10-2013, 09:56 AM
Ok I'll fess up....I've got one tattoo...but it's for beneficial purposes only!....I've got a small "target" symbol with the letters A, G, R right below the target. This tattoo is right in the middle of my testicles.....and it's only there to assist my doctor when she checks for hernias......Oh, and what do the letters A,G,R mean you may ask? Well, nothing actually. Unless you stretch the skin out just a bit...then it reads: "PLACE FINGER HERE"!!.........and that's about the extent of my tattoo history.......carry on folks, this tattoo talk could get interesting......

Can you say ARG?

I still don't know what you're talkin' about!!.....dangit panfan...I was hoping that thread would go away by now!....:foul:

1971Coogs
04-10-2013, 12:31 PM
on Progressive Insurance's "FLO"?.....and can anybody tell me where I can download her music?.....:inlove:Have you ever seen that naked photo of her when she was young? Now that's Progressive