Today is Mrs. Villa's birthday!

[pancho villa]

I think I am going to the store and get a couple of ribeyes for her to cook up on the grill tonight. Y'all think that is a good idea?
I might just pick her up a new ironing board while I'm at it.

[Phil C]

Happy Birthday!

[1st and goal]

How about you buy yourself some new shirts that say: No Esplanchar ???

[YTBulldogs]

Did she like last year's roll of snuff you got her?

[Cam]

I think I am going to the store and get a couple of ribeyes for her to cook up on the grill tonight. Y'all think that is a good idea?
I might just pick her up a new ironing board while I'm at it.

Ironing board?.....are ya gonna spank her with it?.....

[Phantom Stang]

Tell her "Happy Birthday" for me.:)

Also, does she really need a whole new ironing board? I mean, wouldn't just a new cover do just as well?

[pancho villa]

Did she like last year's roll of snuff you got her?

She quit

[bobcat1]

Sounds good. Save the new pots and pans for your anniversary and the new vacuum for Christmas. Valentines day you could get her a new straw broom and mop.

Happy Birthday Mrs. Pancho Villa

[poisoned10]

I think I am going to the store and get a couple of ribeyes for her to cook up on the grill tonight. Y'all think that is a good idea?
I might just pick her up a new ironing board while I'm at it.

Mr. Poisoned's birthday is today too. She got a SodaStream and a cotton candy maker. And by she, I mean me.

[1st and goal]

Well Pancho, you got any new knots on your head today?

[pancho villa]

My ball and chain did such a good job on the steaks last night I carried the dirty clothes basket to the washer for her. Then she washed, dryed, folded, and put up all the clothes. She is a keeper!

[bobcat1]

My ball and chain did such a good job on the steaks last night I carried the dirty clothes basket to the washer for her. Then she washed, dryed, folded, and put up all the clothes. She is a keeper!

You're showing signs of weakness again.