Joke

[Bullaholic]

For all of you who need a laugh today.....


I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

[44INAROW]

ROFL.................... nice :cheerl:

[Cam]

Holy crap! A joke thread.....I'll be back....Kinda busy right now.....

[bobcat1]

LMAO! That's rich.

[defense51]

LMAO! That's rich.

:spitlol:

[ronwx5x]

One day last week while stopped at a red light, I accidently bumped the car in front of me while changing radio stations. The driver jumped out of his vehicle and came up to my window with a very angry face. I couldn't help but notice he was a dwarf and when he stated "I am not happy" I simply asked "well which one are you then?"

[pancho villa]

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

[bobcat1]

A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

[COBRAFOOTBALL]

A woman walks into a bar carrying a duck... The bartender says "Hey, that's a good looking pig you have right there!" The lady annoyed says "Its not a pig! Its a duck!" The bartender replies "Hold on ma'am, I'm talking to the duck."
:wave:

[Rabid Cougar]

One day last week while stopped at a red light, I accidently bumped the car in front of me while changing radio stations. The driver jumped out of his vehicle and came up to my window with a very angry face. I couldn't help but notice he was a dwarf and when he stated "I am not happy" I simply asked "well which one are you then?"

:):):)

[Cam]

Crap!.....I got all excited bout this joke thread....and now, I can't think of one!.....:foul:

[defense51]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting "13.....13.....13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a small gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting "14.....14.....14."