Waco standaround convention

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All our standaround sponsers went to Waco to a convention this weekend.

All the real coaches have been laughing about how excited them numbuts were about the lectures.
1. how to properly rake the first base path. (head coach at manvel H.S.)

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2. How to water dirt during 4th inning and not get dirty. (head coach LaMarque H.S.)

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3. Proper technique for sitting on a bucket during play. (head coach Burnet H.S.)

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4. Proper use of fungo while still looking cool in front of the hot moms. (head coach LaFeria H.S.)

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5. How to custom fit my uni pants. (head coach sweetwater H.S.)

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6. How to work on my tan while dragging the field. (head coach WOS)

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7. proper technique for touching yourself while giving signals. (head coach Dalhart H.S.)

[Matthew328]

I am enjoying this..

[pirate4state]

7. proper technique for touching yourself while giving signals. (head coach Dalhart H.S.)

:spitlol:

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8. reel mower vs standard mower which one makes me more sexy. (head coach Sinton H.S.)

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Overheard at Georges (assistants at Abiline Wylie) "Do I look sweet in these new Oakley sunglasses"

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9. Proper technique for eating sunflower seeds and still be able to yell "hum babe". (head coach Rio Grande City Grulla)

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Overheard at Georges "Do I look fat in my standaround sponser pants"? (assistants at Perryton H.S.)

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Overheard at Georges "Your fungo sure is big" (head coach at Glen Rose to head coach at Ingleside)

[ethsfbnut]

Pretty damn funny.

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10. Pro's and con's of dragging the field clockwise or counter clockwise. (head coach Taylor H.S.)

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11. How to drop 15 lbs before the start of standaround practice so I can get into my tight pants. (head coach Pat Macrotch)

[FB-fanatic]

Just had lunch with a guy who tried to get into George's last night, and it was packed. Then he went downtown to Ninfa's, and it was packed too. Damn Dirt Waterers.

[Gsquared]

Just had lunch with a guy who tried to get into George's last night, and it was packed. Then he went downtown to Ninfa's, and it was packed too. Damn Dirt Waterers.

Look at your post count FB-fanatic. :eek:

[defense51]

Look at your post count FB-fanatic. :eek:

It's the number of the mother in law...

[Roughneck93]

Lol, good stuff Pancho.

[FB-fanatic]

Look at your post count FB-fanatic. :eek:

For a moment I had the strange urge to strangle someone....

oops, it went away.

[Gsquared]

For a moment I had the strange urge to strangle someone....

oops, it went away.
Whew!!!

[SHSBulldog00]

Who is doing the lecture on "How to properly rub dirt on your balls?"

[Roughneck93]

Who is doing the lecture on "How to properly rub dirt on your balls?"

Lol...:eek:

[Yoe_09]

Just had lunch with a guy who tried to get into George's last night, and it was packed. Then he went downtown to Ninfa's, and it was packed too. Damn Dirt Waterers.

Yeah, quite a few coaches in Ninfa's last night. First time there and I was pretty impressed with the food.

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Yeah, quite a few coaches in Ninfa's last night. First time there and I was pretty impressed with the food.
Ninfa's is my personal favorite for Mexican food.

[Rabid Cougar]

:iagree:

[Rabid Cougar]

Obviously the " How to win in 3A Baseball" session put on by the District 17 coaches was well attended.

[FmrPirate14]

Ha this thread was pretty funny

[pancho villa]

Our standaround sponsers are back from Waco this morning. When I walked into the field house they were all fired up about their new hose nozzle they got for watering dirt. What a bunch of slap nuts!