Christmas present for Ms. Villa?

[pancho villa]

I can't decide what to get the old ball and chain for Christmas. Any ideas?

I was thinking on the lines of a new vacuum or washer/dryer.

[ccmom]

A medal?

A halo?

Probably both!!!! ;)

[waterboy]

I can't decide what to get the old ball and chain for Christmas. Any ideas?

I was thinking on the lines of a new vacuum or washer/dryer.

Dang, pancho! You're a big spender! I was thinking more along the lines of a broom, mop, and a mop bucket, maybe even some knee pads for those times she has to scrub the floors. They do get dirty you know?

[BwdLion73]

I thought this was another Steven....villa post.

[defense51]

A gift card to Cabella's

[1st and goal]

An over/under 20 guage....that's what my friend's dad bought his mom. then she went with him to skeet shoot every week for a whole year to teach him a lesson.

[Tejastrue]

How about a spare set of keys to your brand new truck or a NoNo for that hard to get rid of facial hair. :D

[waterboy]

An over/under 20 guage....that's what my friend's dad bought his mom. then she went with him to skeet shoot every week for a whole year to teach him a lesson.

Yeah, I had a buddy buy his wife a shotgun for their anniversary one time. He probably shouldn't have done that, God rest his soul. She's in prison now.

[pancho villa]

I think I will pay to get her moustache waxed!

[YTBulldogs]

Roll of Garrett snuff?

[coach]

Roll of Garrett snuff?



lol. Knee Pads. Tp proteect her knees when she is.... um.... cleaning baseboards.

[YTBulldogs]

tooth brush for her tooth.

[pancho villa]

Roll of Garrett snuff?

I would have to send her to Bellville or Ingleside to learn how to dip that stuff!

[pancho villa]

What about a new tortilla press?

[defense51]

tooth brush for her tooth.

Or maybe a second tooth...

[pancho villa]

I need some ideas from you old women.

[1st and goal]

How about a brazillian hair removal?

[Rattler]

How about a brazillian hair removal?

I bet Pancho like Fuzzy tacos! http://www.fuzzystacoshop.com/

[slingshot]

A 'Texas Tech #1 Fan' T-Shirt... :D

[bigwood33]

I'm sure she would appreciate some new fishing gear http://www.oceangirlfishing.com/ or possibly a new Zero Turn mower http://www.snapper.com/zero-turn-mowers/. I just KNOW that mine would :devil:

[pancho villa]

I am leaning toward getting her a weedeater, her old one is worn out. What the women think?

[1st and goal]

In this order,

Gardening kneepads:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005LEXF/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1/183-6396365-8170558?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=1HVH3BPMJPWP2XR1KK39&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_i=B000VKMP0W

Thong Bikini (for gardening):
http://www.microkitten.com/thong-bikini.asp

and finally a Brazillian hair removal....

My neighbor in Cedar Park (was a professional boat model) did this, and actually gardened in the front yard in her thong. I told my fellow garage beer drinkers, "I now know EXACTLY what God meant when he said Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's a$$." There was beer nostril rockets going off in my garage after saying this. Cam, you should've been there.

[pancho villa]

I don't know if I want a bunch of perverts like hsbtex looking at Ms Villa.

[1st and goal]

I don't know if I want a bunch of perverts like hsbtex looking at Ms Villa.

I understand, but I'd be worried mostly of msu dude who lives in Angleton. That's just a short drive and he probably knows your work schedule....just saying...:)

[pancho villa]

I understand, but I'd be worried mostly of msu dude who lives in Angleton. That's just a short drive and he probably knows your work schedule....just saying...:)

I know he is a "little" pervert.

[pancho villa]

I forget hsbtex likes watching Mexican men working in his yard without their shirts on.

[Bull's-eye]

tooth brush for her tooth.

:spitlol:

[Corn Cob]

I can't decide what to get the old ball and chain for Christmas. Any ideas?
A bottle of viagra or cialis.

[defense51]

In this order,

Gardening kneepads:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005LEXF/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1/183-6396365-8170558?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=1HVH3BPMJPWP2XR1KK39&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_i=B000VKMP0W

Thong Bikini (for gardening):
http://www.microkitten.com/thong-bikini.asp

and finally a Brazillian hair removal....

My neighbor in Cedar Park (was a professional boat model) did this, and actually gardened in the front yard in her thong. I told my fellow garage beer drinkers, "I now know EXACTLY what God meant when he said Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's a$$." There was beer nostril rockets going off in my garage after saying this. Cam, you should've been there.
:fnypost:

[jason]

got my wife a pair of these bad boys

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Rain-X-5074956-24-in-Winter-Wiper-Blade/21796445?ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=21796445&sourceid=1500000000000003260530

[BwdLion73]

got my wife a pair of these bad boys

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Rain-X-5074956-24-in-Winter-Wiper-Blade/21796445?ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=21796445&sourceid=1500000000000003260530

You haven't been married long enough...should have gave her one now and the other side for a special occasion.

[jason]

got $2 off each one if you got them in a pair...

[Rattler]

Ok......here you go an oldie but a goodie!!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264

[msu97]

I may be a "little" pervert but Pancho can sit in 3 counties at one time...

bought my wife a vacuum cleaner and a microwave...

[pancho villa]

I may be a "little" pervert but Pancho can sit in 3 counties at one time...

bought my wife a vacuum cleaner and a microwave...

i heard you are changing your name on here to "Mini msu"

[msu97]

i heard you are changing your name on here to "Mini msu"

no, not any time soon... fatty...

Gordo Villa? Ponson Villa? Cabezon Villa? or just simply buffet annihilator?..

[pancho villa]

no, not any time soon... fatty...

Gordo Villa? Ponson Villa? Cabezon Villa? or just simply buffet annihilator?..

Do you have any ideas of your own?

[msu97]

Do you have any ideas of your own?

never... overrated...would rather listen to espn for my thoughts like other people on this board...
bought to go eat some chic fil a nuggets... one good thing about being in a big town

[pancho villa]

never... overrated...would rather listen to espn for my thoughts like other people on this board...
bought to go eat some chic fil a nuggets... one good thing about being in a big town

I was at he Ragin Cajun this weekend and FB Marshall was having their faculty party. What a show!!!!!! LOL they was getten right!

[msu97]

I was at he Ragin Cajun this weekend and FB Marshall was having their faculty party. What a show!!!!!! LOL they was getten right!

I bet so... their head coach has done one heck of a job with their program