Mortician Joke

[Phil C]

About 40 years ago I had a good friend named Cindy who was studying in Houston to be a mortician. She wrote and her letter started out "Dear Phil, I wanted to say Hi and let you know I was still alive." :)

[defense51]

:rolleyes:That's kind of morbid...

[Phil C]

I once asked her after she went to work "How's business?" She replied "Dead."

:)

[defense51]

The bad thing about mortician work is sometimes the clients are set in their ways and aren't very flexible...
:blush:

[Ernest T Bass]

And sometimes you get stiffed on your pay. But, you have to dig up ways to bury the competition. Then people will be dying to get in.

[defense51]

And sometimes you get stiffed on your pay. But, you have to dig up ways to bury the competition. Then people will be dying to get in.

:clap:

[Phil C]

:clap::)