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Phil C
09-13-2012, 08:01 AM
About 40 years ago I had a good friend named Cindy who was studying in Houston to be a mortician. She wrote and her letter started out "Dear Phil, I wanted to say Hi and let you know I was still alive." :)
defense51
09-19-2012, 03:34 AM
:rolleyes:That's kind of morbid...
Phil C
09-19-2012, 11:16 AM
I once asked her after she went to work "How's business?" She replied "Dead."
:)
defense51
09-19-2012, 05:03 PM
The bad thing about mortician work is sometimes the clients are set in their ways and aren't very flexible...
:blush:
Ernest T Bass
09-19-2012, 10:32 PM
And sometimes you get stiffed on your pay. But, you have to dig up ways to bury the competition. Then people will be dying to get in.
defense51
09-21-2012, 12:32 AM
And sometimes you get stiffed on your pay. But, you have to dig up ways to bury the competition. Then people will be dying to get in.
:clap:
Phil C
09-21-2012, 10:31 AM
:clap::)
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