Cam
08-21-2012, 10:15 AM
The weird middle school I went not only had issues with certain jersey numbers (per my other thread), but another crazy thing that always seemed to happen were fights in the showers!.......It never failed that two individuals were suddenly circling each other and throwin' punches......Everybody else just stood around and watched until the coaches caught wind of it and broke it up....I could maybe see two cheerleaders dukin' it out in the showers....but two dudes was just plain disgustin'......Never figured out what caused this strange phenomena....I had a few theories:
1) there were too many homophobes on the team.
2) the shower heads were too close to each other which may have caused some inadvertent touchin'....
3) Too many sister jokes!
4) Water was too cold causing folks to get irritated
5) Someone refused to scrub someone else's back!
6) Someone would pee in the shower tickin' off the guy next to him.
7) Too many wet soundin' farts!
8) But my #1 theory was the team bully goin' around shovin' a bar of soap into somebody's butt crack and making it look like the guy next to him did it! I saw that happen twice!....I was onto to you Roy "Caveman" Robles!!!....big trouble-maker!!:tisk:
1) there were too many homophobes on the team.
2) the shower heads were too close to each other which may have caused some inadvertent touchin'....
3) Too many sister jokes!
4) Water was too cold causing folks to get irritated
5) Someone refused to scrub someone else's back!
6) Someone would pee in the shower tickin' off the guy next to him.
7) Too many wet soundin' farts!
8) But my #1 theory was the team bully goin' around shovin' a bar of soap into somebody's butt crack and making it look like the guy next to him did it! I saw that happen twice!....I was onto to you Roy "Caveman" Robles!!!....big trouble-maker!!:tisk: