You might be a Redneck if....

[turbostud]

you crush 7 police cars with a tractor over a pot bust.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19112837

[ogg]

you crush 7 police cars with a tractor over a pot bust.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19112837

Ha, what a wast.

[defense51]

A proud day in the Redneck nation!

[Ville]

Your grass in your yard is so overgrown that when you finally mow you catch 2 rabbits that had made your grass a nest.

[ogg]

Ha, what a wast.

Waste

[yellaseeker]

If you're forced to eat your mash potatoe's first because you're patiently waiting for your wife to finish her pork chop so you can get your teeth back to eat yours.

[regaleagle]

If you have 5 coon dogs sleeping on your bed with you every nite.