Phil C
06-06-2012, 01:46 PM
There are short stories that are amusing since the answer is so obvious. Please share yours also. I will share a few of mine and these are many years old.
1. A man walks into the post office and tells the postal clerk "I have just recently moved to this town and my mail will be coming general delivery. May I please have my mail?
The clerk picks up a stack of mail and asks "What is the name?"
The man says "I don't have to tell you my name. It will be on the envelope." :)
2. A man tells another friend "I try to get exercise by walking around the park but the trouble is I am so tired at the halfway point that I have to turn back." :)
3. A man tells a friend at church "The thing I mainly hate about work is that I have to drive uphill all the way to work. Then at quiting time I have to drive all the way home going uphill again." :)
4. If you buy a gun and shoot yourself accidently then you have wasted your money. :)
1. A man walks into the post office and tells the postal clerk "I have just recently moved to this town and my mail will be coming general delivery. May I please have my mail?
The clerk picks up a stack of mail and asks "What is the name?"
The man says "I don't have to tell you my name. It will be on the envelope." :)
2. A man tells another friend "I try to get exercise by walking around the park but the trouble is I am so tired at the halfway point that I have to turn back." :)
3. A man tells a friend at church "The thing I mainly hate about work is that I have to drive uphill all the way to work. Then at quiting time I have to drive all the way home going uphill again." :)
4. If you buy a gun and shoot yourself accidently then you have wasted your money. :)