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Gsquared
05-29-2012, 11:54 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-who-chewed-man-face-allegedly-had-history-violence/#ixzz1wEAnGIJA?test=latestnews
RoyceTTU
05-29-2012, 12:52 PM
are you f'n kidding me....



"I wouldn't say he had [a] mental problem but he always felt like people was against him ... No one was for him, everyone was against him," she said.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-who-chewed-man-face-allegedly-had-history-violence/#ixzz1wHZ83XS0
BEAST
05-29-2012, 01:24 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-who-chewed-man-face-allegedly-had-history-violence/#ixzz1wEAnGIJA?test=latestnews



I wonder what the first clue was? The fact that he was naked on the freeway or that he was eating a persons face and growling at the cops?




BEAST
Gsquared
05-29-2012, 01:35 PM
I wonder what the first clue was? The fact that he was naked on the freeway or that he was eating a persons face and growling at the cops?



BEAST

Naked on the freeway. Eating someones face and growling at law enforcement? Who amongst us hasnt done that alteast once?
RoyceTTU
05-29-2012, 01:39 PM
I've never done them all at the same time
BEAST
05-29-2012, 01:41 PM
I've never done them all at the same time

Me either. G2, any insight you have may help.




BEAST
Gsquared
05-29-2012, 01:41 PM
I've never done them all at the same time

Me neither. Doing them both at the same time is what mentally unstable people do.
CTS
05-29-2012, 01:42 PM
That is freakin awesome....
Gsquared
05-29-2012, 01:43 PM
Me either. G2, any insight you have may help.




BEAST


Wear underwear. Think about it, chewing on some dudes face while your dong is out, well, is a little gay, not to mention a little mentally unstable.
BEAST
05-29-2012, 01:47 PM
Wear underwear. Think about it, chewing on some dudes face while your dong is out, well, is a little gay, not to mention a little mentally unstable.

What if the face eating urge hits you when you have no drawers on, do you grab a shirt or what?




BEAST
Gsquared
05-29-2012, 02:00 PM
What if the face eating urge hits you when you have no drawers on, do you grab a shirt or what?


BEAST

If the urge hits you to chew another dudes face, definatly grab a T-shirt and some drawers. If you are tempted to chew a females face, no articles of clothing is required.
RoyceTTU
05-29-2012, 02:13 PM
L.S.D. sounds pretty cool.
RoyceTTU
05-29-2012, 02:14 PM
by pretty cool, I really mean crazy scary
Gsquared
05-29-2012, 02:16 PM
by pretty cool, I really mean crazy scary

Thanks Royce, you just gave me an idea for another segment on this Thursday's recording of Sideline to Sideline.
Saggy Aggie
05-29-2012, 02:44 PM
70-80% of the dudes face is missing...
RoyceTTU
05-29-2012, 02:53 PM
70-80% of the dudes face is missing...

Can you be a little more precise? We are trying to determine if this guy is crazy. No room for guessing here!!!
defense51
05-29-2012, 06:18 PM
Why did they shoot him, he wasn't armed? The victim's name sounds familiar, but I'm having trouble putting a face with the name...
defense51
05-29-2012, 06:23 PM
Maybe he was just trying to steal the victims identity?
Ranger Mom
05-29-2012, 06:30 PM
Why did they shoot him, he wasn't armed? The victim's name sounds familiar, but I'm having trouble putting a face with the name...

That was terrible......it made me laugh SO HARD......please forgive me!!