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Cam
05-22-2012, 12:32 PM
While drivin' to work listening to the Dudley & Bob show (93.7FM), a contest was held for some concert tickets. The question was simple:
Was Bob (from the show) taller than a blue whale's penis? Simple right?
Well, the first caller blew it and said "Yes, Bob was taller than a blue whale's penis"..........Turns out this proud mammal fishy sports about an 8-footer.....and right after the caller's answer came this big semi passed me by...and yep, you guessed it, it was from the Blue Whale Moving Company in Austin......the sides of the trailer display a giant blue whale....minus the penis of course.......anyway....just fyi in case you need a good moving company........

But I'll tell you what....If Blue Whale Moving Company really wanted some attention, wouldn't it be a good marketing campaign to just add this whale's unit to the already impressive logo?........then maybe add a short catch phrase:...like maybe, "We work hard so you don't have to!"....or how about, "This erection will go in any direction!".........or maybe, "If you're going, we're coming!"......
I don't know....I never was a marketing major.......:thinking:

http://bluewhale.com/?gclid=CNGkwbuulLACFUZeTAod-VUGIQ

BwdLion73
05-22-2012, 12:44 PM
Moving....leave the hard part to us.

Cam
05-22-2012, 12:55 PM
Moving....leave the hard part to us.

LOL.....Ok....now that one has potential!!.....With a strategy like that, Blue Whale would surpass U-Haul, Budget, Hertz, etc. in no time.....

Pendragon13
05-22-2012, 02:39 PM
LOL.....Ok....now that one has potential!!.....With a strategy like that, Blue Whale would surpass U-Haul, Budget, Hertz, etc. in no time.....Yeah, as long as there are thousands of teenage boys that need moving services every year..:p

BEAST
05-22-2012, 02:42 PM
Let us swing our unit by to move your stuff???




BEAST

Cam
05-22-2012, 04:20 PM
Let us swing our unit by to move your stuff???




BEAST

dang....there's a hidden message in just about every word in that one!!!

Cam
05-22-2012, 04:22 PM
How bout: "Moby's Dick can't handle our load!"...........:doh:

BEAST
05-22-2012, 04:35 PM
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defense51
05-22-2012, 04:45 PM
How about "Let us load your humble abode!"

44INAROW
05-22-2012, 04:48 PM
Was Bob (from the show) taller than a blue whale's penis? Simple right?
Well, the first caller blew it
http://bluewhale.com/?gclid=CNGkwbuulLACFUZeTAod-VUGIQ


TMI :) sorry, carry on..........

defense51
05-22-2012, 04:58 PM
TMI :) sorry, carry on..........
That's funny! I didn't catch that when I read it the first time.

Cam
05-23-2012, 09:08 AM
TMI :) sorry, carry on..........

44 you win!.....I was wonderin' who was gonna catch that subliminal!!......you are the smartest person on this board!.....uhhh....not sure that's a compliment.....

Cam
05-24-2012, 02:42 PM
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BEAST

Well Ok, but I'm a little rusty.....


Big Blue swam the Pacific ran across the great Moby Dick,
Ol Moby took one look and said "that's one big prick"!
Moby told Ahab, "you should be chasing Blue and not me,
You could mount that thing on your wall get rich charge a fee".
Ahab didn't listen the dumb-ass went down with the ship!!:p